The life of a porn-obsessed woman like myself might sound like it’s all roses, but it’s one that also comes with some downsides. Sure, I love to kick back and watch porn with some throbbing Goon sticks around me to play with, but I often find I’m a victim of my own success.
I can’t even begin to count how many times I’ve been using a Gooner’s fuck rod like my own personal sex toy and felt his balls drain way too fast for my liking before the porn session has even begun.
Sure, I have a sex machine that can fuck me for hours without getting tired or cumming too soon, but I also travel a lot, and I can’t take that with me, right? Well, it might be a problem I can overcome with the latest sex toy to land on my sticky doorstep: the Arlie electric dildo.
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What is the Arlie Dildo?
Meet the Arlie dildo. This is a hands-free, suction cup dildo with thrusting action that comes from the minds of the horny team over at ACME Joy. It’s a somewhat new sex toy firm that has been turning more than a few heads through its range of pleasure-seeking toys in recent months.
Equipped with an adjustable suction cup base that lets you slap it to any flat surface you like, this thrusting dildo comes with eight different vibration patterns and five unique thrusting styles to get you on a one-way train to orgasm town.
How I’m Using This Self-Thrusting Dildo To Cum
Anybody who has read my notorious sex toy reviews will know that I’ve got a reputation for being pretty ingenious when it comes to using sex toys in ways most people could never have imagined, and the Arlie electric dildo is no exception.
A Sturdy Stool and a Standing Desk
I have a standing desk in my Goon Cave that is fantastic for Gooning as it can be adjusted in so many cool ways, and the Arlie dildo is a prime example. With a towel on the floor to soak up my squirt, I slap this suction cup dildo onto a stool below me and point it directly upright at my twat.
It looks like a rocket ship about to launch its way towards planet orgasm, and squatting slightly over the toy to let its thrusting magic do its thing while porn booms from the screen in front of me is a surefire way to leave me trembling in a puddle of my own gush!
Fuck My Face?
I adore letting men fuck my throat until they try to make my neck pregnant, but the Arlie dildo is great when I don’t have a stud’s cock to wrap my lips around. Slapping it to my desk or any other flat surface, I can get my face fucked mechanically for around an hour!
Locking eyes with a weary-looking porn whore on my screen while I get my neck pounded just as hard as hers is such an immense feeling, especially when combined with a clitoral wand on my pleasure button down below.
Good Ol’ Missionary
And when I’m tired, sore, and in need of a rest but still craving a dicking? The Arlie can be a gem when I’m looking to get dicked down without the pounding of a man’s hips smashing into me.
All I need is a flat surface like a dinner plate in bed, and I can spread my legs and let the Arlie rail my slit while I watch porn. Better yet, I can also adjust the angle so that it hits my G-spot properly.
What I Like About the Toy
Firstly, the Arlie really is one of the more dynamic sex toys on the market, as it can be placed on pretty much any flat surface and adjusted for so many types of play. Despite its low price, it feels quality overall, and you feel comfortable pushing it into more hardcore masturbation sessions.
The vibe and thrusting combo is also a winner when it comes to throwing you down orgasm lane. I’ve had non-vibe thrusting dildos before, and they can get a bit boring after a while, but Arlie’s eight vibration patterns to accompany the thrusting really keeps me on my slutty toes.
It’s also really easy to snap down into three pieces and slip into your bag. As a woman who travels around the world a lot, this is a really important part of the toy. It’s overall a solid little fucking machine for those looking for portable fun.
Things I’d Like To See Changed
The main thing I didn’t like about the Arlie thrusting dildo was the mediocre battery. For a 120-minute charge time, you get sixty minutes of play. Alright, this is fine for most normie masturbation sessions, but it’s not ideal for Gooner girls like me who like to get fucked for hours.
A suggestion I have for the ACME Joy team is to provide different snap-on dildos for the toy, perhaps with a more curved shaft to hit people’s prostates or maybe some cool fantasy dildo variants to make the toy more spicy and appeal to a wider customer base.
If An Hour-Long Pounding is What You Need, the Arlie Has Your Back
It might be a bit basic and not have the best battery life for long Gooning sessions, but the Arlie does tick all of the other boxes by being an affordable and very portable fucking machine that can easily be dismantled and thrown in your luggage for Gooning on the road.
Whether it’s in my squirt-drenched hotel rooms in far-flung lands or at home in my notorious Goon Cave, I know that the Arlie thrusting dildo will be seeing a lot of action in the coming months!
