For the bulk of my Gooning life, the mere idea of sliding just a finger in my ass was off the table. I’d been conditioned into thinking it was gay, painful, and downright wrong.
But Porn changed all of that. Welcome to the first installment of the Goon Stud Chronicles, a Gooner-focused saga that’s a follow-up to the Goonette-centered Goon Whore Mindset series.
”Mimicking your favorite porn slut’s riding skills while listening to some badass tracks that perfectly fit the sleaze on screen is a cool way to Goon out!”
Today, we’re sliding into the bowels of anal Gooning. I went to ground and found a string of anal-obsessed porn addicts who were willing to let me in on their perverted little world.
Prepare to have your already-warped mind blown.
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Anally Reconditioned By Porn
Most men starting out on their porn journey tend to do one thing; sit there, beating their meat, and wishing their cock was in the slick cunt on screen rather than in the palm of their hand.
But, after countless hours of intense Gooning and worshipping pornstars, that begins to change. Some men find they stop focusing on their cock, and a tingling appears further down.
That tingling comes from their asshole. It’s one that signals the mental transition from wanting to fuck whores into craving the chance to have your legs spread and be defiled by porn cocks.
One day, they might slide a finger in there and then vow to never do it again. But the urge can’t be defeated. They buy a lifelike dildo online, ”just for a joke,” of course.
Prolonged Pleasure and Less Risk of Losing Your Edge
The dildo soon becomes a constant feature of their Goon sessions and often replaces their hand. Rather than getting hard before a Goon sesh, they feel their holes twitch in anticipation.
Once they train themselves to take that dildo balls-deep in their ass-cunt, they find that hammering their prostate is even more intensely pleasurable than edging their fuck meat.
Plus, there’s also far less of a chance of losing your edge, resulting in much longer Goon Sessions than normal.
Sure, you can always pound your prostate so hard that you end up cumming hands-free, also known as a sissygasm, but it’s a different kind of orgasm, one that doesn’t come with PNT.
Plenty of anal Gooners will attest to the fact that once you’ve undergone your first prostate orgasm while watching porn, cumming through your Goon Stick never hits the same again.
It’s a Healthier Way to Goon
If you’ve read my guide to being a soldier of Porn, you’ll know I encourage healthy Gooning. I’m not the only one, and plenty of folks find anal Gooning to be a far healthier method.
Darren, 31, told me that his earlier Gooning days were immensely unhealthy and saw him stagnating in front of a screen for hours on end and feeling pretty damn shit as a result.
But since he discovered anal Gooning, he has seen his fitness skyrocket and become healthier, happier in a string of ways. Let’s look at why!
Anal Gooning is much more fun and requires a little extra movement with superior sexual results.
”There’s something I call ”the sissy diet.” I use it to explain why so many anal Gooners are supermodel thin, and it’s because they squat and ride cocks for hours on end. No wonder!”
From slapping your favorite dildo down and riding it all night to thrusting it in by hand, all of that physical exercise, while glued to Porn, feels divine and is like a welcome gym workout.
There’s something I call ”the sissy diet.” I use it to explain why so many anal Gooners are supermodel thin, and it’s because they squat and ride cocks for hours on end. No wonder!
Anal Gooning Lets You Feel What She Feels
Through anal Gooning, a Pornosexual begins to develop a far different connection with his favorite Porn whores because they masturbate and feel the same way she does.
Picture the scene: you’re watching some debauched triple anal gangbang made by the likes of Giorgio Grandi. Through your dildo, you feel each thrust the slut on screen takes in her ass.
The more she becomes gaped out, so do you. The more she wails from the pleasure, so do you, as your prostate is increasingly invaded.
It’s the kind of Porn experience that only a select few are lucky enough to undergo, and it’s what keeps the sex-hungry assholes of anal Gooners stuffed all year round.
It Opens Up Whole New Genres of Porn
Many people will tell you that anal Gooning isn’t just a hobby; it’s a lifestyle and a journey of progression that sees you hone your anal talents to the grade expected of elite Porn sluts.
And it’s one where distinct genres of porn run alongside. Unlocking the world of anal masturbation can drag a Gooner headfirst into a wealth of new and interactive porn, such as:
- Anal Training Videos – Jerk-off challenges can be fun and all, but doesn’t being guided through a series of porn-grade anal training videos by some debauched whore on your screen sound so much wilder? There are plenty of anal training videos out there that are designed to take anal Gooners from nervous newbies into veteran, prostate-pounding ass hounds!
- Sissy Hypnosis – And then there’s the wild world of sissy hypno, many of which are designed to turn you into the kind of anal-loving whore who can spurt hands-free from their useless cock when a monster cock is hammering their ass. These are also wild and mind-warping, so they are best reserved for those with a little experience behind them.
- Anal Porn Music Videos – Porn music videos, or PMVs, are nothing new, but they hit differently when you have a cock up your ass and are riding to the beat while consuming a fast-paced array of pure filth. Mimicking your favorite porn slut’s riding skills while listening to some badass tracks that perfectly fit the sleaze on screen is a cool way to Goon out!
You Don’t Have to be a Goonette to Fuck Yourself Like One
Whether you’re Alpha as fuck or have a penchant for sliding into the submissive femboy side of life, anal Gooning is a lifestyle that’s open to all and can change how you Goon dramatically.
From longer, more pleasurable Goon sessions to forming a powerful connection with your favorite pornstars by feeling what they feel, there’s lots to be said for the power of the prostate
And if your asshole is twitching at the thought of conquesting new forms of Goon territory, let me take you by the hand and show you which anal Gooning dildos to get started with!
