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Bouncy Ball Dildo: An Underrated Sex Toy With Retro Vibes?

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If you’re from the UK, you’ll know it as the Space Hopper. If you’re from across the pond, you might know it better as the ”Sit and Bounce.”

Years ago in Belfast, I was the proud owner of one that constantly used it to bounce down my street. Little did I know that one day, I’d be cumming on a modified space hopper with a dildo attached.

It’s time to talk about the bouncy ball dildo, which is becoming a sexual game changer in squirt-soaked Goonette’s bedrooms to wild live sex cam studios.

But do you want to know a secret? Porn saw this coming. The retro porn film ”Batpussy” from 1973 saw the main Batgirl-themed character riding a space hopper, and it’s a movie I’ve cum over a lot!

The bouncy ball is a multi-purpose accessory that can be used as a toy, as an accessory while sitting behind the desk, as a piece of gym equipment as an exercise ball, and now also as a sex toy!

”Well, the sex toy industry once again is here to make your dirty fantasies come true. I can guarantee your perverted mind will look at bouncy balls in a whole new way after this guide.”

I bet it crossed your mind what it would be like if there was a giant rubber dildo sticking on top of your favorite bouncy ball every time you used it in the gym surrounded by hot, sweating men.

Well, the sex toy industry once again is here to make your dirty fantasies come true. I can guarantee your perverted mind will look at bouncy balls in a whole new way after this guide.

Maybe you ask yourself why it was necessary to turn such an innocent object into a full-blown sex machine. The answer is simple – because it fuckin’ works, and it feels so damn good. 

But before you get excited and purchase one, a few things bouncy ball dildo, there are a few things that need to be assessed. 

Just like any other sex toy, more and more adult toy companies have begun to produce dildo bouncy balls after seeing their potential. So, you need to consider what type would fit you best. 

If you want to find what are the best dildo bouncy balls offered currently on the market in regards to material, price, and quality, keep on reading this article. 

What Makes a Bouncy Ball Dildo Worth Buying? 

Bouncy balls offer a pretty realistic way of literally riding a man’s dick. It can be argued by some that it’s even better than riding an actual dick since it bounces like crazy and elevates the intensity. 

Fucking machines are cool, and I’ve invested in plenty, but not only are they very expensive if you want a good one, but they’re also not as fun looking as a cute pink bouncy ball. 

Getting yourself to a trembling orgasm with the use of a dildo bouncy ball can be a very rewarding sexual experience as it gives you the chance to take full control over your pleasure.

You decide how hard and how fast you want to go while getting a helping hand with the bouncing movement, which can otherwise be pretty exhausting. 

Nevertheless, you’re still getting some exercise in instead of thrusting a dildo into your cunt by hand and fully relying on your poor wrist, which I’m sure tends to get numb at some point. 

The also a range of roleplaying you can implement into a dildo bouncy ball, from being made to bounce around the room toward orgasmic humiliation to playing the role of a playful slut enjoying her new toy.

Plus, it’s a rather cheap option to get the orgasm you’re craving unless you’re looking for an option with a vibrating dildo which tends to be on the pricier side. 

In the next part of this article, I will give you three of the most purchased dildo bouncy balls currently on the market to help you find your way through the bazaar of sleaze.

Pink Diamond 69’s Magic Ball

Without a doubt, Pink Diamond 69 offers the best bouncy balls on the market, as this was the first brand to create a product that broke the charts. 

Up to this day, it remains one of the best ones in regards to price and quality. It’s exactly what would pop up in your imagination when you think about a dildo bounce ball.

The 23-inch in diameter treat comes in three colors – pink, blue, and black. The pink one is the OG of magic balls and it’s also the cheapest among the three. 

Moreover, it offers a special DP function by having one bigger dildo for vaginal penetration and one smaller for anal penetration. 

While this is a pretty cool option, you should keep in mind is probably best to go with the other two models without the DP function if you’re a beginner in the world of bouncy balls. 

The blue and black magic balls are slightly more expensive, and unlike the pink ones, they have cock rings which might be something you’d rather have instead of the second dildo. 

Overall, the reviews are great, and it’s a great bet. It brings you earth-shattering orgasms, and it’s soft but sturdy for higher-intensity play. 

It can also be deflated and stored in its original bag, which can be beneficial if you don’t have the space to keep a full-sized dildo bouncy ball around your flat or house. 

The only negative side is the fact that it’s made out of PVC material which is not the most body-friendly material for the ladies with more sensitive vaginas out there. 

Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat 

If a rounded ball is not what you’re looking for, you can also purchase a bouncing ball with a flat surface, which makes sitting a more comfortable experience for some. 

The fetish fantasy inflatable hot seat is exactly that – a hot seat that will make you cum all over it and cover it in your pussy juices. 

Right in the middle of the comfy-looking cushion, you can see a 6-inch dildo ready to penetrate your slit to its full capacity and experience a mind-bending orgasm as you bounce towards sexual ecstasy.

I know what you’re thinking – 6 inches ain’t that much, but let me tell you that once you start bouncing over it, that length would be more than sufficient to hit your sweet spots. 

Unlike the Pink Diamond 69 magic ball, this one has a vibration mode as well for those who want something extra. 

However, don’t expect something spectacular from the vibration feature. The price for this hot seat is around 50 dollars, and an average vibration is all you’ll get. 

Another minus is the rubber material that the dildo is made of, which again is not recommended for those of you who feel more sensitive to infections down there. 

Overall, it’s not a bad product for its cheap price, as it can also be easily deflated and stored, but you shouldn’t expect top-notch quality.

Lux Fetish Inflatable Sex Ball With Vibrating Dildo

The final recommendation on the list is a bouncy ball for those who prefer a more realistic dildo affixed to their bouncing ball. 

The Lux Fetish ball has a light skin color tone along with a 5-inch ribbed and realistic-looking dildo that is also enhanced via remote-controlled vibrations. 

Sadly, the material of the dildo is once again not 100% body-safe, and for those of you who are extra sensitive, it’s recommended to use it with a condom to minimize infections. 

Other than that, it’s really easy to clean, as you only need a little soap and water. It’s also battery-operated, which can be a plus for some but a minus for others. 

Feel free to practice your squirting sessions on it, but don’t use it in the shower since it’s not a waterproof toy. 

It weighs 110 kg, which is more than enough for many women to have some good bouncing fun with it and orgasm to their slutty heart’s content! 

Price-wise, it’s also on the cheap side, which is also why the quality is not top-notch, just like the previous bouncy balls on the list. 

Why is the Exercise Ball Dildo Adored By Live Sex Cam Girls?

If you’ve watched some cutting-edge live sex cam shows on a platform like Jerk Mate, you might have already seen these bouncy balls being put to good use by some of the cam girls out there.

The truth is that some cam shows can become boring, as there’s only so much a girl can do on camera. With a growing number of models on the scene, it’s vital for cam sluts to change things up and keep fans entertained.

And the dildo bouncy ball has become a damn fine way to do it. Based on how much you tip, you can decide how fast and how hard the cam girl bounces her wet cunt on her bouncing dildo ball. 

It can be a very sexually rewarding experience for both sides and can add a little color to the other mainstream sex toys used on such platforms. 

So, they’ve definitely become a preferred method of cam entertainment as more cam girls discover their sexual superpowers and broadcast it for the entire world to see.

Would You Consider Trying a Dildo Ball and Experiencing a Bouncing Orgasm?

After seeing the suggestions offered in this article, I guess it grabbed your attention that most of the options on the market are still currently on the cheap side. 

Since dildo bouncy balls are a relatively innovative product, there’s not that much choice on the market in regards to pricier and more quality options. At least, not yet. 

As we can see on live sex cam shows, there’s definitive interest in this type of sex accessory, and it’s only a matter of time before the market starts exploding with options. 

Currently, the mentioned above three options are the best ones out there, and if you want to experience the bouncing orgasm adventure, you should 100% go for it. You won’t regret it.

However, if you want a higher-quality product, you should keep checking online for new bouncy balls of possibly higher quality, which I am sure will flood the market sooner or later. 

The choice is yours. Take it or leave it! And don’t forget to go deeper down the sex toy rabbit with more classic Whoreuro sex toy guides!

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