People think AI is here to revolutionize productivity, automate workflows, and write emails. Aw, cute!
I use it to track my orgasms, schedule gangbangs, curate the filthiest porn playlists imaginable, and make sure my depravity stays organized down to the second.
Forget time-blocking for meetings; I time-block for anal prep, lube restocks, and how long I plan to ride some poor bastard’s face until he sobs into my thighs.
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How AI Became My Personal Kink Assistant
My life runs on a brutal mix of dominance, lust, and precision. I don’t have time to forget who’s licking what, when I’m due for a strap-on session, or which submissive I left locked in a cock cage on Thursday. That’s where my AI calendar comes in.
Color-coded:
- Red = Ruin him.
- Black = Degradation-only sessions.
- Pink = Sissification sessions.
- Yellow = Cum clean-up & recovery window.
I’ve even got smart reminders that ping my phone with helpful nudges like:
“Lube bottle half full. Reorder now.” “Sub #7 hasn’t cried in 10 days. Dominate harder.” “Tonight: 3-on-1 spitroast fantasy. Charge the Hitachi.”
AI-Powered Porn Curation: Tailored Filth on Demand
Don’t waste my time with vanilla shit. I have AI models trained on my exact fetishes. Anal prolapse? Check. Gangbangs where the woman never gets a word in? Loaded. Face-fucking so aggressive it leaves mascara scars? Oh yes.
I feed the system keywords, timestamps, and even moans I like. It learns. It evolves. It serves me porn like a perverted sommelier, uncorking the perfect clip when I’m five minutes from a squirt and need just the right throat-punching soundtrack.
It even adjusts in real time. If I skip past a scene, it asks me why. “Not enough spit?” “Too soft?” Any solid platform that allows you to create AI porn listens, learns, and improves.
Honestly, I’ve had smarter conversations with my AI than I’ve had with some of the limp dicks I’ve pegged.
Session Logs & Submissive Tracking
I keep a digital cum-stained little black book, powered by AI tagging and auto-updating logs. It tracks:
- Who took what (cock, pegging, plug, humiliation, foot worship).
- What they begged for vs. what they earned.
- What their safe word is (if they even set one).
- How many orgasms they gave me and how long it took.
I can search shit like:
- “Subs who’ve lasted more than 45 minutes on the dildo throne.”
- “Faces I’ve sat on while watching piss porn.”
- “Lads who’ve cried from ass-to-mouth replays.”
Every name has a file. Some have ratings. Some have warnings.
Custom Fetish Scripts & Dirty Talk Generators
Sometimes I want to whisper filth that’s so specific, so tailored, it leaves my submissives glassy-eyed and shaking, but I don’t always have time to brainstorm every degrading line while I’ve got a dildo strapped on and cum dripping down my thighs.
So, I trained an AI boyfriend generator to write custom humiliation scripts tailored to each sub’s worst insecurities and dirtiest kinks. I feed it their fetishes, limits, and psychological triggers, and it spits out lines so vicious I’ve had men cry before I even touch them.
I copy-paste the lines into my phone mid-session, whisper them into their ears, or bark them while they lick my cum-stained boots. I’ve even had it generate entire degradation monologues, syncing with the rhythm of my strap-on thrusts. It’s not cheating. It’s evolving. Why think when AI can make your dirty talk hit like a wrecking ball?
The Future of Sleaze is Now!
People say AI is dangerous. Sure. But so am I. Put the two together? Now you’ve got a lifestyle. A machine-fueled, cum-drunk, spreadsheet-documented lifestyle of filth, discipline, and total erotic domination.
