I guess I’m starting to sound like an old whore now, but I remember the days when butt plugs were meant to be discreet.
For me, the thrill of popping a cold metal plug in my backdoor fuck hole and going about my day with everyone around me being none the wiser was one of my earliest sources of Goon Fuel.
But now? Shit, it seems like there’s an equally throbbing crowd of people who want you to know they have their holes plugged. How? Well, most are opting for the rather notorious tail butt plug.
The tail butt plug has been around for a while now, but it was after attending the recent Venus Berlin porn fair that I saw them being used to dramatically powerful effect.
”Slide this tail butt plug into your hole and shake those cheeks, and you’ll be looking like a cock-hungry pedigree whore in no time!”
While her latex-clad Domme took a piss in the ladies toilets, a busty and petite submissive in fetish puppy attire waited outside on all fours, wagging her doggy tail butt plug excitedly.
As convention goers gently stroked her blonde hair and slid fingers deep into her wet, consenting cunt, I reveled in the sight and vowed to cover the world of tail butt plug in depth.
And, oh my, what a fuckin’ rabbit hole it has taken me down! Today, I want to introduce you to the wild world of tail butt plugs and show you how enormous of a range is available to buy!
Oh! And if you’re eager to go down the tail butt plug rabbit hole and invest in one yourself? All of the featured plugs are available through The Dildo Hub, where you’ll get a hefty discount upon using the code CATHERINEDUFFY.
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The Classic Fox Tail Butt Plug
As a woman who is losing the battle for space in the wake of an ever-growing sex toy collection, I’ve grown ever fonder of interchangeable sex toys that bring some unbeatable convenience.
So, we begin with the classic butt plug tail that’s ideal for newbies and interchangeable for those looking to experiment with different styles or adjust according to your kinky mood.
Not only is it a badass trio that can equip your fuck hole with a white or grey fox tail, but it can also be switched for a pretty pink bunny tail, too!
And it doesn’t end there. The interchangeable butt plug tail they currently have on The Dildo Hub even comes with a powerful vibration function and a tapered tip to keep it firmly inside.
This Pig Tail Plug Will Have You Snorting For Dick!
I’m no stranger to calling myself a ‘’cum pig’’ in the heat of the moment, and a lot of my inspiration came from the sordid words that oozed from the porn throat of Kelly Wells.
So, imagine my face when I found out about the world of pig tail butt plugs that stuff your cock hole with a pretty pink piggy’s tail for you to wag behind you? Fuck, what a time to be alive!
Not only is the sissy pink aesthetics of this tail plug utterly porn-grade, but so too is the shape of the plug itself, and it ensures some deep penetration while keeping it suitable for beginners.
Whether you’re a depraved little cum pig looking to let the world know what you are or a Dom/me with a disobedient swine to put in line, the piggy tail butt plug is a game changer!
Here, Boy/Girl! The Dog Tail Butt Plug
And now we come to a classic. It’s the puppy tail butt plug of the same kind that the submissive porn convention slut whom I mentioned at the start of this article had stuffed deep in her ass.
If you’re a fan of being turned into an obedient pup at the latex-clad feet of your Master or Mistress, then this tail butt plug is an undeniably vital addition to your kinky collection.
Some even come with remote control, allowing you or your Dom/me to control the tail plug from afar and make it wag hands-free. Personally? I prefer to see my sub doing it manually.
These come in a range of colors, but I prefer the classic cane Corso black as it fits so well with a string of fetish outfits and contrasts gorgeously against the skin of your asscheeks.
Slide this tail butt plug into your hole and shake those cheeks, and you’ll be looking like a cock-hungry pedigree whore in no time!
The Elegance of a Cute Cat Tail Butt Plug is Gorgeous
You’ve all heard the term ‘’fighting like cats and dogs,’’ but there’s no animosity between those who wear cat tail butt plugs and dog tails, just sheer, uninhibited lust.
If you’re more the kind of kinkster who prefers the soft, gentle, and graceful movements of a feline over that of a subservient dog, then it sounds like the cat tail butt plug will be best for you.
Some cat tail butt plugs, like the ones found over at the Dildo Hub, can be pretty high-tech with the option to slide some bullet vibrators inside and ramp your anal play up to new heights.
Not only that, but it even comes with a sexy cat mask for you to pair with the feline butt plug, and the pair go together beautifully to create a gorgeously kinky outfit!
The Deer Tail Butt Plug Will Turn Heads at a Furry Convention
The next anal toy is easily one of my very favorites on this list, as the team who designed it has really gone out of their way to think outside of the box and come up with something new.
It came from the sex toy firm Tails of Fantasy, and it’s a lifelike deer tail butt plug that slides into your ass, runs up between your cheeks, and props the tail just below your lower back.
Yep, in the same way that a deer’s tail sits majestically in the air, so too does this tail butt plug. It’s unique, classy, and a surefire way to stand out from the crowd at events and conventions.
While the color of the faux deer fur remains the same, both the resting height of the tail and the color of the anal tail hook can be adjusted according to your naughty wishes. So cool!
The Pikachu Butt Plug With a Tail
As if sliding a tail butt plug up your back alley and acting like a puppy, kitten, pony, or randy rabbit wasn’t enough of a fantasy, there’s even Pokemon-themed butt plugs on the market now!
The most popular, and one you often see popping up in the butt plug communities on Reddit, is the iconic Pikachu butt plug that gives you the famous Pokemon’s lightning bolt-style tail.
”This gorgeous black sheep-themed tail slides gently into your hole and advertises how you’re different from the crowd and proud of it.”
If you’re a needy sub with a nerdy side and crave your Dom/me’s attention, then this is the butt plug to go for. After all, how can the latter resist saying ‘’Pikachu, I choose youuuu!’’
Now, these sure as hell aren’t as easy to get as some of the other plugs in this guide, but they are out there, and some even come with a cute Pikachu headband to finish off the aesthetic.
The Black Sheep Butt Plug Tail
Are you as far from a normie as it gets? The total opposite of an NPC? If so, we have something in common. Sadly, though, we nonconformists can feel like the black sheep of society at times.
But while it’s something that many were once ashamed of, plenty are now wearing it as a badge of honor. And it’s for the latter kind of folks where the glorious black sheep tail plug comes in!
Another gem of a tail butt plug from the Tails of Fantasy studio, this gorgeous black sheep-themed tail slides gently into your hole and advertises how you’re different from the crowd and proud of it.
It’s a particularly sleek little tail plug that I feel fits perfectly with a black velvet choker around your neck. Yeah, you’ll be turning some heads when you walk into a fetish event wearing this!
Giddy Up For the Horse Tail Butt Plug!
If you’ve read my guide to the latest horse cock dildos on the market, you know I love the aesthetics of the equestrian world. Yep, it’s time to head to the open fields again!
What better accessory for a horse cock dildo than a fittingly perverted horse tail butt plug? Luckily, there are tons of them to choose from, each with their own quirky personalities!
Not only can you get your kinky hands-on classic horse tail butt plugs in colors like black and brown, but there are also rainbow-colored ones to live out those unicorn fantasies you have.
And if you find one with some added vibrations or pleasure-inducing patterns built-in, well, you’’ likely be slurring something like ‘’yee-haw’’ when you cum.
I’m joking, of course. You’ll probably be cumming so damn hard from one of these horse tail butt plugs that you can’t even remember what day it is, never mind manage to say ‘’yee haw!’’
It’s Time to Lube Up, Plug In, and Get Wagging, Cutie!
It’s a bold new world out there, isn’t it, my darling? No longer are butt plugs meant to be a discreetly kinky device to be nestled between a slut’s butt cheeks; they’re to be celebrated!
And few sex toys manage to celebrate them as well as the tail butt plugs do. These are fast becoming one of the most sought-after pieces of anal attire on the market, and for good reason.
From glass to metal and ribbed to smooth, there’s so much choice for you to choose from, but I’m confident this guide will have you firmly on your way to starting your tail butt plug journey.
Now, if you’re ready to get plugged in, slide into a revealing miniskirt, and start wagging your tail, it’s time to find a reliable stockist of tail plugs like The Dildo Hub.
Oh! And don’t forget to use the discount code CATHERINEDUFFY when you do! Because if there’s anything better than tail butt plugs, it’s those with a discounted price, am I right?
