The Land of Smiles is well documented as a fantastic place for the whoremongers of the world to go and explore the wild and wonderful world of the SE Asian sex industry.
From the beaches of Phuket to the world-famous Khaosan Road, there is no shortage of ways to dip your wick in Thailand.
Alas, it’s not always feasible to hop on a plane and travel halfway across the world to experience the carnal delights of another country.
Fortunately, we live in the era of fully digitized smut, and it’s possible to vicariously experience such pleasures using nothing more than a phone and an internet connection.
But a big part of that puzzle, of course, is finding the right purveyor of SE Asian smut. For every amazing website featuring Thai hotties, there are another dozen riddled with ads and shitty low-res videos.
”These videos follow the exploits of a European dude and his local bargirl girlfriend as they tour SE Asia and get down and dirty with pretty much everyone they meet along the way.”
How, then, are you to find the sort of website that’s right for you?
Fear not, constant reader – that’s where I come in. As a proudly porn-addicted Gooner of nigh-boundless depths of depravity, I pretty much live, eat and sleep porn.
Whatever time I don’t spend frigging myself senseless, I invest in helping others follow in my porn-addled footsteps. It ain’t honest work, but it’s much.
Which brings me to the porn site du jour: Thaiswinger.com. This delectable little corner of the internet is dedicated entirely to farang (the Thai word for ‘foreigner’) getting their dicks wet with local Thai girls.
We’ll be taking a look at Thaiswinger’s content, how much it costs, and whether or not it’s worth your trouble (spoiler alert: yes, yes, it is).
Without further ado, then, let’s dive straight into our review of Thaiswinger.com and see what this Thai porn site is all about!
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What Is Thaiswinger.com?
Thaiswinger.com, somewhat confusingly, has almost nothing to do with swingers. Rather, it’s all about foreign men (‘farang’, as I mentioned above) getting into it with local Thai women.
This includes taking bar girls home, getting happy-ending massages, and picking up Thai milfs with whom all sorts of sinful shenanigans transpire.
Thaiswinger has a decent number of videos for a specialized website like this – 472 at the time of writing in August 2024 – and, crucially, all content is in either HD or 4K.
Thai Swinger is owned by Island Dollars, which, as regular readers of my reviews may know, specializes in SE Asian amateur and Asian trans porn websites like the notorious Ladyboy Vice.
What Sort Of Asian Porn Does Thai Swinger Offer?
Thaiswinger.com is a little unique compared to other specialist websites in that it offers a number of subsections rather than everything falling under one umbrella. These subsections are as follows:
Thai Swinger Originals
Remember how I said Thaiswinger.com has almost nothing to do with swingers? These videos here are the contradiction to that comment – original amateur vids in which horny farang dudes offer their Thai wives up on the altar of swingerdom.
There are plenty of threesomes, foursomes, and fivesomes on offer, and the girls in these vids will sometimes get it on for the pleasure of their watching husbands (and, naturally, you). All videos in this section are in HD/4K.
Dirty Thai Massage
We’ve all heard about Thai massage parlors. These vids put these secretive little back-alley venues on blast, showing in graphic and explicit detail exactly what these masseuses get up to behind closed doors.
And far from being satisfied with mere happy endings, it turns out these girls will often accept nothing less than risky creampies from horny farang strangers. Again, all vids are in crystal-clear high resolutions.
Hunk Hands
These videos exclusively follow the exploits of one Brian “Hunk Hands” [surname not given], a thick-wristed farang who bills himself as the master of fingerbanging. Brian has one mission in life: to compel hot Thai girls to explode all over his powerful digits.
Squirts are guaranteed, screams are guaranteed, and some seriously hot fingerbanging is guaranteed. The only thing that’s not guaranteed, in fact, is 4K – all of Brian’s videos are shot in HD only.
Bargirl POV
Thailand’s bargirl scene is legendary, and it’s blown wide open in these ultra-HD videos where the girls in question are taken back to short-stay hotels and fucked every which way by well-hung farang.
These vids offer a fascinating glimpse into Thai bargirl life, as well as their vaginas and assholes. These girls get into just about anything to justify that bar fine – rimming, pegging, anal creampies, you name it.
Porno Travel
These videos follow the exploits of a European dude and his local bargirl girlfriend as they tour SE Asia and get down and dirty with pretty much everyone they meet along the way.
Porno Travel vids are 100% original and 100% amateur, but the quality of the vids is anything but amateur – they’re all shot in glorious HD and 4K.
Two Week Millionaire
Two-Week Millionaire focuses on exactly what you might expect – millionaires partying in Thailand for two weeks.
These vids follow a day in the lives of these international jet-setters, starting with their early-day forays into Thailand’s seedy underbelly and following along as they get fucked up and party with the locals.
Naturally, each ends with our lucky millionaire balls-deep in some gorgeous Thai girl. And these boys can afford to shoot high-end.
How Much Is a Membership?
Thaiswinger.com doesn’t mess around with a million different payment options – it keeps things nice and simple, with a mere two different subscriptions. These subscriptions are detailed below.
30-day subscription: no fuss no muss, this plan is as straightforward as it gets. It’s $39.95 for 30 days of access, and with that, you’ll get unlimited streaming and unlimited downloads. Can’t argue with that.
90-day subscription: as with the 30-day plan, you’ll get unlimited streaming and downloads. The only way in which this differs from the 30-day plan is that it actually works out cheaper; whereas the shorter package costs around $1.33 per day, its 90-day big brother is $79.95 – which works out at a much more affordable $0.89 per day.
What I Like About It
A Diverse Catalog Of Thai-Focused Content
Make no mistake about it – if you’re into Thai girls then there is, quite simply, nowhere better to get your fix.
Thaiswinger.com goes full tilt into Thai girls and Thai girls only, and its relatively large catalog of vids (as noted, 474 at the time of writing) means that you’ll find something to scratch that Thai itch.
And within those 474 videos, there is a lot of diverse content. It’s subdivided into the 6 subcategories I mentioned above, and within those subcategories, there’s something for everyone.
Rimming, anal, creampies, watersports, threesomes, swinging, domination, foot worship, pegging – whatever you’re into, chances are that the site has got you covered.
High-Quality Videos
As you probably noticed above, Thaiswinger doesn’t fuck around with SD content – everything, and I mean everything, is in HD, with a good chunk of it also in 4K.
These are some seriously high-quality videos, and whether you’re streaming or downloading, they load in/download nice and fast. You are definitely getting your money’s worth when using Thaiswinger.com.
Thai- And Japanese-Themed Bonus Content
A nice little bonus that you’ll get as a subscriber to Thaiswinger.com is plenty of freebies from sister sites.
These include vids from big Thai porn stars like Joon Mali, Pregnant Pat, and Koh Mali, but there’s also some Japanese stuff in the mix too – Pure XXX, Sperm Mania, and Fellatio Japan all bring something to the table.
What I Don’t Like
No Photos
There’s always room for improvement on even the best porn sites, and Thaiswinger.com is no exception.
As much as it excels at bringing great-quality vids to the table, it unfortunately lets the side down a little when it comes to the photo side of things.
Namely, there aren’t any. In this day and age that’s a bit of an oversight, and it’s one that I hope Thaiswinger.com corrects sooner rather than later.
Lack Of Search Filters
It’s crazy to me that a porn site could operate without search filters in the year of Our Lord 2024, but here we are.
It’s actually pretty common, in fact, for these specialist websites not to have search filters, but that doesn’t make it any less baffling.
It’s especially strange on a site like Thaiswinger.com, which actually has a good number of videos. Again, it’s something that Thaiswinger.com looks at, and we can only hope that they do so in the coming years.
Can It Offer a Virtual Sex Holiday in the Land of Smiles?
Thaiswinger.com is a worthy amateur Thai website with some fantastic videos (all of which are great quality and a good length).
If you’re into Thai girls and would love to enjoy a virtual sex holiday in the Land of Smiles, it quite simply cannot be beaten for volume or quality of content.
While it’s true that there are a number of things that could be improved about the site, Thaiswinger.com has already proven that it’s willing to do what it takes to look after its subscribers, and I’m confident that we’ll see them continue to up their game and bring us the very best in amateur Thai content for years to come.
