It was a long U-Bahn ride that morning, that’s for sure. Dressed like something that had just crawled out of a twelve-hour shift at a local brothel, I could feel the eyes of other passengers looking me up and down the entire way.
Still, as I neared the final destination, the attention was watered down by new arrivals strolling on board wearing everything from latex catsuits to pleaser heels and fishnet body stockings. The ranks of porn fanatics were beginning to swell, just like my clit, and all of us were heading to the same destination.
‘’The sex-crazed performers weren’t shy about rubbing everything from towels to t-shirts all over their greasy porn tits and freshly fucked cunts before throwing it to the ground, watching with glee as frenzied packs of Gooners went wild for the chance to own such porn relics.’’
Standing before me was the formidable Messe ICC, a Nazi-built monolith of a building that now houses one of Europe’s mightiest porn conventions: the Venus porn expo. As you’ll know from my last Venus trip report, it’s been two years since I was here, and the last visit saw my ass being used as a cumdump in the porn convention toilets.
Now, I pass through its mighty doors once again, my cunt bubbling at the thought of what lay within. Speaking of which, are you ready to begin a virtual adventure into the Berlin Venus Fair and let me introduce you to some of the seediest highlights thrown my way? If so, let’s begin!
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Porn Royalty at the Brazzers & Pornhub Stage
Venus Berlin is no stranger to porn icons strolling through its doors. You merely need to look left or right, and you’ll likely spot a face that has graced your cum-drenched screen countless times over the years. This year, though, the organizers took it to the next level.
2024 is the twentieth anniversary of Brazzers, and the porn powerhouse decided to show their European fanbase some love by bringing a gigantic stage to the Venus event and populating it with members of the porn royal family.
From meme icons like Johnny Sins and MILF cumsluts like Alexis Fawx to elite-tier Goon icons like Abella Danger and even the Asian with the award-winning asshole, Asa Akira, plenty of Gooners had their porn bucket list items ticked off here. Me included!
While having my shirt signed by the iconic Alexis Fawx, she even went a step further and rubbed it all over her pussy before handing it back to me. Something I greatly appreciated, especially when I rubbed my slit raw while huffing her scent in the convention toilets and squirting all over the cubicle.
Porn Expo Shopping at the Goon Mall
The sex toy industry is throbbing just as much as your fuck meat is while reading this, and it’s hard to keep up with the latest trends and inventions hitting designed to fill our war chests of XXX gadgets. Although, my notorious sex toy reviews are doing a fine job of keeping you up to speed.
But the marketplace at Venus? This is the place to get a frontline view of the latest and greatest gear to equip your Goon Cave with and come face to face with some of the pleasure-seeking inventions storming onto the scene, from insanely realistic sex robots that move like a cumslut working their way through a blowbang to AI-powered dildos that respond to each movement of your body to ensure you cum so hard you forget your own name.
I, on the other hand, have enough sex toys to equip a small army of porn soldiers. Instead, I went on the hunt for the kind of stuff that stood out from the crowd. For example, I managed to get my hands on some divine handmade erotic artwork from Japan that will take pride of place in my Goon Cave.
It came from a little-known Japanese company called Leibe Seele, which was selling gorgeous custom BDSM whips with a formidable Japanese dominatrix called Yuka Nishighuchi and her divine little submissive in tow. The excellent service offered by this Wakayama-born firm was quintessentially Japanese, and I highly recommend checking out their unique stuff.
But my porn-fuelled shopping spree didn’t end there. Another awesome seller who caught my eye was the epic Kamila Majcher from Very Ugly Plates. These ceramics are bound to give your granny a heart attack if you serve them at dinner, but they make for awesome little gifts for your fellow Gooners, Goonettes, and sexually liberated buddies. I fuckin’ loved them!
Spit, Whips, and Dick Hunts in the Fetish Arena
With each thrash of the whip on his helpless and exposed ass, I could feel jolts firing into my clit. This pathetic fucker bent over a paddling bench was being battered by a Domme from one end while another gripped him by the jaw and held him eye-to-eye with her, waiting for him to break.
But this sub didn’t. He was made of stern stuff and was fittingly rewarded with a wad of his blonde Domme’s spit deposited right into the back of his throat, which he gulped down like a hungry lapdog.
The fetish area of Venus is really what sorts the normies from the casual attendees. It’s where the latest custom BDSM gear can be bought and the place where those on the more hardcore end of the kink spectrum come to see and be seen.
My jaunt through the arena saw me come face to face with puppified subbies waiting on their knees and being stroked by passersby while their Domme took a piss in the toilet and sexual veteran couples in their mid-sixties on the hunt for 18+ young bucks to take home and fuck.
Meeting Brittany Bardot & Experiencing the Vikings of Valhalla Show
If you’ve read my tribute to the Queen of Czech Perversion, you’ll know how much I adore the anal acrobatics of Brittany Bardot. At Venus, I finally got the chance to tick off a Goonette bucket list item and meet her in person.
Shaking her petite and silky-smooth hand, I could feel the pulse of perversion connect between us, and my mind was instantly cast back to the countless cunts and assholes it had been inside, not to mention her own.
Now, as cool as Bardot is in person, I have to shine a light on her brainchild: The Vikings of Valhalla show. If, like me, you’re a fan of historical porn, this immense performance will make you fuck meat drip! Alongside the immensely busty Tanya Virago and a squad of Porn Bulls, Bardot leads this clash of swords, axes, and, most importantly, utter perversion.
From seeing Bardot’s throat filled with BBC in a standing 69 to seeing her being conquered by Viking studs and having the handle of her prized axe stuffed in her asshole, it was quintessentially perverted and is arguably one of Britanny Bardot’s finest sleazy works yet! Which, considering her performance as Aunt Sandra in Perverse Family, is saying a lot.
Squirt-Inducing Live Gooning Adventures
And, of course, Venus Berlin wouldn’t be what it is without an abundance of live Gooning experiences! Fuck me, I could feel my thighs getting all slippery within seconds of these shows roaring into action; they’re wild!
One show, which saw a bound submissive publicly humiliated by a busty Domme, was nothing short of magic. As her sadistic Domme thrust a BWC dildo into the depths of her neck, causing her to drool all over her exposed tits and gag like a whore, the look in her eyes was one of pure pleading and perversion.
It was as though she forgot there were hundreds watching her descent into debauchery. She looked up at her Domme like a puppy, as if it was just the two of them in the room, begging for more brutal humiliation. Needless to say, she fuckin’ got it.
”Shaking her petite and silky-smooth hand, I could feel the pulse of perversion connect between us, and my mind was instantly cast back to the countless cunts and assholes it had been inside, not to mention her own.”
Other shows saw two porn-perfect fuck dolls showing the crowd how girls know best, melting each other’s bodies through some of the wildest cunt licking and dildo play many attendees had ever seen.
On the main stage, one could indulge in far more artistic kinds of live Gooning, with one of the highlights being a fuckable slut with a talented pussy. In scenes reminiscent of Benidorm’s infamous Sticky Vicky, her cunt unleashes meters of seductive red ribbons that wow the crowd. Of course, it was generously thrown out to the masses for one lucky attendee to savor at the end.
Oh, and the best part? The sex-crazed performers weren’t shy about rubbing everything from towels to t-shirts all over their greasy porn tits and freshly fucked cunts before throwing it to the ground, watching with glee as frenzied packs of Gooners went wild for the chance to own such porn relics.
There’s No Judgement Here, Gooner; You’re Safe in the Arms of Porn
And last but by no means least, is the sheer amount of heart-warming acceptance that can be found in the warm embrace of Berlin’s Venus Fair. While traversing the seedy stomping ground of porn fanatics, I encountered all walks of life, all 18+ ages, less able-bodied people, and kinks and fetishes from across a broad spectrum.
All of them were welcomed by those around them, and none were made to feel out of place. One sight in particular that made my slit gurgle was the sight of a mature Goonette in her sixties dancing on stage with a topless 19-year-old slut who was twice as young as her.
Regardless, the pair were bonded by porn, and the sight of the former’s bouncing mature milkers moving in sync with the silicone porn balloons of the latter was one of the hottest contrasts I’ve ever seen. As that mature whore clamped her horny hands on the aspiring slut’s tits, I can imagine her muttering, ‘’You have a lot to learn!’’
And So the Sun Sets on Another European Porn Expo!
For many, the clocks going back an hour signals the darkest time of the year. For me? It’s the closing day of the Venus Fair. With it comes the end of a porn year, and, oh my, it’s been a wild one!
Venus Berlin 2024 was as wild, inclusive, and eye-opening as ever. Combined with Brazzers’ 20th anniversary and the appearance of multiple porn hall of famers, it was also an event that many porn fanatics will never forget.
Did you attend Venus 2024? If so, what were your personal highlights? Drop a comment below and let us all know. Hopefully, I’ll see you there next time.
Oh, and if you find you can’t attend Berlin because it’s too far, dates don’t line up, or whatever reason, then don’t neglect the countless other porn conventions around the world. Luckily for you, I’ve made a handy list of some of the best porn expos to check out!
Until next year, my darlings!
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