I could already hear the hum of a vibrating wand on her clit as she answered the door with one hand. ”Are you the guy off the Discord?” she asked, her eyes drunk with porn and her body already ruined. We Gooned all night long, but little did I expect it to spiral into a porn-fuelled relationship that’s still going strong four years later.
Whether it’s ‘’Nngghhh’’ or the sloppy fapping of a cock pounding into a pornstar Fleshlight, the sound of a potent Goon session is like music to my ears. Still, it can be better, especially when it’s combined with the giggles of a porn-drunk Goonette stuffed with so many vibrating toys that the room sounds like a damn barbershop!
‘’From deploying your finest porn-themed chat-up lines at adult conventions to trying out hookup platforms that pair you with sleazy sluts and wannabe pornstars seeking volunteer studs, this Gooner dating guide will pave your way to meeting a plethora of porn-fuelled bachelorettes!’’
Obscene porn surrounding Ahegao-face-making whores rubbing their clits senseless to smut while drenched in a layer of sex sweat and pussy juice is dream-like filth for many, and they assume that actually getting a Goonette GF in real life is nothing more than just a pipe dream. But I’m here to tell you, my darlings, that it’s actually easier than you think.
I have a string of like-minded male and female friends who all identify as Gooners, and I’ve paired many of them together to such an extent that they’ve ended up in long, porn-fuelled relationships.
Now, if you’re looking to find out where and how to get a Goonette girlfriend (or boyfriend) of your own, then keep reading because I’m about to let you in on a few lil’ secrets that I’ve never shared before!
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Practice Your Hookup Game at Porn Conventions
From getting up close and personal with the world’s porn goddesses to finding out about the latest Goon toys on the scene, the porn conventions of the world are the highlight of the year for any porn fanatic worth their salt, and I’ve penned a guide to some of the best ones to attend.
But if you’ve never been to one, you’ll be amazed at just how many porn-obsessed women flock to them every year to get their XXX merch signed, pose for photos with the adult industry stars and, most importantly, rub shoulders with their like-minded fellow porn fanatics.
This makes adult conventions an underrated spot to find potential dates with Goon girls who share your love of porn. One thing is for sure; you won’t find yourself stuck for conversation starters as there’s so much filth around you to talk about, as my porn expo reports often prove!
Bangstars.com Pairs Porn-Lovers Together (With a Twist!)
If there’s one thing that can get in the way of a Gooning lifestyle, it’s a shitty 9-5. These days, though, there are plenty of porn fanatics who are finding a workaround by making smut their source of income and becoming the filth they worship on their screens through shooting smut.
However, rubbing your pussy for hours on end isn’t enough to make it on platforms like OnlyFans and Pornhub Amateur, so these porn-obsessed girls need to find men who are equally passionate about shooting porn as they are.
And to find them, they opt for sites like BangStar! Branded as ‘’the world’s most exciting dating platform,’’ it lets members connect with wannabe pornstars who are looking to use your Goon Stick like it’s their dildo, and there’s some wild sluts to be found within its sticky walls!
Adult Friend Finder is Wild for Sleazy NSA Meets
I have a folder of hookup apps on my phone, and you’ll find the classics like Tinder and Badoo in there, but I’ve always struggled to find the kind of men who are down for some hardcore porn tier sleaze that escalates with every meeting rather than just a quick pump and dump.
But, if you’ve read my wealth of sleazy true confessions, you’ll know that there’s a site that has paired me with some of the most sordid people imaginable in all corners of the world, and it’s none other than the infamous Adult Friend Finder.
There’s nothing romantic about the porn-fuelled women you’ll meet on AFF; they’re often downright sleazy and looking for people with whom they can replicate their favorite porn scenes. Put the work in, and you might find a Goonette GF you’ll never want to Goon without!
Find a Wealth of Everyday Goon Girls in a Goonette Subreddit
While many normies tend to assume that the Gooning lifestyle is male-dominated, the surging number of dedicated Goonette subreddits tells a very different story. The reality is that there are millions of active female porn fans out there! The following subs are a prime example:
- r/GoonetteHub – ‘’Only girls allowed!’’ is the tagline of this women’s only Goonette space with an eye-watering membership of over 413,000 people. Few corners of Reddit prove as good of an insight into the reality of Gooner women as r/GoonetteHub does, and it’s a great spot to find Goonettes who are posting ads looking for hookups.
- r/GoonetteEdits – With over 6,000 members currently, r/GoonetteEdits is a great place to not only see Goon-worthy edits of porn-obsessed girls in action, but you can also use the Real Goonette/Found filter to connect with some of the girls featured in the debauched content.
- r/GoonetteParadise – While r/GoonetteParadise might be the smallest of the three Goonette subreddits, that’s not to say that it doesn’t pack a sordid little punch. It’s growing slowly but surely and offers porn-obsessed women a welcoming space to ‘’be themselves, share their kinks, and connect with like-minded Goon folk.
While some Goonette subreddits limit male engagement to keep it female-focused, they often prove to be fantastic spots for meeting like-minded women who share your obsession with sleaze, and many of them feature ads from the girls looking to hook up and go on sleazy dates.
Ashley Madison is Ideal for Meeting Married Female Porn Fanatics
And next up, we have a platform that is no stranger to controversy. It’s the notorious Ashley Madison, and it made an infamous name for itself by allowing married people to seek out affairs and get their horny hands on the kind of sex their dull marriage lacks.
I’ve been a slutty member for a long time, and let me tell you, there’s no shortage of women who are obsessed with porn but who can’t bring themselves to confess to their sexually dull husbands. Instead, they use the platform to sneakily find others who share their sleazy passion.
From married Muslim women who have a secret obsession with interracial porn to retired GILFs who have always wanted to be drilled by ten 19-year-old men a fraction of her age, I’ve met some wild female porn fanatics on the sly here, and I hope that you can do the same.
Alt.com Can Connect You With Kink-Loving Gooner Girls
Alright, what if you’re not looking for a girlfriend or fuck buddy who just wants to watch porn with you and are instead seeking something far deeper down the rabbit hole of kink? Luckily, there might be a site that’s just for you!
ALT.com is the place where kinksters come to see and be seen, and while I’m not a member myself, I’ve heard from a few sordid tongues that it’s become a sleazy little haunt of BDSM porn-loving women who want to experience what they’ve seen on screen into the real world.
Whether it’s replicating the notorious Public Disgrace scenes from fetish studios like Kink or bending you over and feeding twelve inches of black pegging dildo up your back pipe, this might be the place to find a Gooner GF who is packing a little more edge to her slutty personality.
Want The Best of Both Worlds? Date a Transsexual Goon GF!
You’ve all seen those transsexual girls who are as far down the sissification rabbit hole as they can get and who never pass up on the chance to dress like their favorite pornstar and then get pounded just as hard as her by an Alpha stud with a mighty fuck rod between the legs.
Or perhaps you’ve witnessed the other end of the spectrum. Transsexual women with cocks thicker than your forearm and who aren’t afraid to slide every last bit of it inside you and make you scream their name. Now, look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never wanted to meet one!
While you can meet transsexual girls on almost all of the platforms mentioned above, the adult hookup platform FuckBook has a dedicated TS version catering solely to be-dicked women and those who want to hookup/date them, and plenty of them are as porn-obsessed as you.
The Discord Full of Whoreuropeans!
And last is a shameless plug of the Whoreuro Discord server. Not only is this the place where countless Gooners come to mingle, share porn, and stay up to speed with the latest goings on in the world of Pornosexuality, but there are also a lot of hookups going on, too!
This porn server, which you can join by accepting this Discord invite, not only has an entire channel dedicated to Goonette porn but there’s also a section called ”IRL Meetups” where porn-loving adults can arrange to meet one another in real life.
From porn-drunk MILFs with a penchant for fisting to transsexual Gooner girls who’ll feed you twelve inches of raw she-dick until your mind goes pop, you never know what kind of Pornosexuals you’ll meet in this wild Discord server!
Meeting a Gooning Partner IRL is Easier Than You Might Think!
Gooning alone can be a great way to clear your mind, but it doesn’t always have to be that way. By finding a like-minded partner who shares your love of smut, you can venture deeper into the rabbit hole of porn together and discover things you might never have done when going it alone.
From deploying your finest porn-themed chat-up lines at adult conventions to trying out hookup platforms that pair you with sleazy sluts and wannabe pornstars seeking volunteer studs, this Gooner dating guide will pave your way to meeting a plethora of porn-fuelled bachelorettes!
