Are you engaged? Congratulations! If you’re a regular reader of Whoreuro then I can assume you’re the sexually liberated type. So why settle for mainstream when you can have a naughty wedding instead? Today, I’m going to give you ten kinky whore wife ideas to spice up your special day and make it one to truly remember.
The following kinky tips will range from discreet nods to BDSM and the lifestyle to Femdom wedding ideas and ways to walk your future cum whore wife up the aisle. I can guarantee you’ll come away with some naughty wedding inspiration to start off your happily married life the right way!
Whilst I’m still waiting for someone to put a ring on my finger, the following ideas come from my own wedding day fantasies and some of the real-life wedding day antics of my kinky friends. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the ultimate whore wife guide!
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Walk a cum whore wife up the aisle
Let’s face it, the idea of a virgin wife is largely dead in the water in the 21st Century. Aiming for a cum whore wife is much more fun. But why wait until you’re married when you can include a cum fetish at your wedding?
Whilst attending the wedding of two dear swinger friends a few years ago, the whole ceremony was pretty mainstream on the surface. But at a separate afterparty solely reserved for their swinging friends, they admitted a naughty secret nobody was aware of at the time.
Rather than sticking to tradition, they had been with each other the morning before the wedding. But they certainly weren’t discussing last-minute floral arrangements. Her man had left her with multiple creampies which she later confessed were slowly seeping out of her pussy as she took her vows.
As a cum whore myself, I absolutely love this naughty wedding idea. And of course, for those of you dedicated to the cuckolding lifestyle, then the cum doesn’t have to be from your fiance. And speaking of cuckold weddings…
My whore wife does what she wants
This next idea came from other swinging friends who added a very taboo touch to their naughty wedding. Dedicated to the cuckolding lifestyle, they decided that the traditional image of a virgin being deflowered on the wedding night by her husband wasn’t for them. So they went for the Hotwife option.
As they retired to their hotel room with the traditional cheers from those at the wedding party, this newly married couple had some non-conventional plans. They had arranged for three Bulls to visit their room and have their way with this newly-wed whore wife. All the while her husband sat in the corner and observed.
Of course, she kept her wedding dress on throughout most of the whole sordid affair. It’s safe to say that it was rather unusable afterwards! One of the Bulls asked her man if he minded his wife being ravaged by multiple men on their special night to which he replied: “My whore wife does what she wants”.
A discreet BDSM wedding idea
Naturally, the majority of people will not be aiming to turn the heads of non-kinky friends and family at their wedding. But for those into the BDSM lifestyle, there are some really cool nods to fetishism you can include without raising too many questions. For anyone with Celtic ancestry or an interest in history, a handfasting ritual can be a great idea.
Handfasting was a common ceremony in England, Scotland, and Ireland through the centuries that was held prior to a church wedding ceremony. Although it was recognized as a legally binding marriage, the locations were often unorthodox for the time.
“William Shakespeare negotiated and witnessed a handfasting ceremony in 1604 and was later called as a witness in a lawsuit regarding the dowry!“
– Gretna Green
Handfasting rituals could take place anywhere from spit and sawdust taverns to orchards. It consisted of a couple’s hands being bound together by one of the witnesses with ribbon, tartan sash, or twine.
For couples who are both passionate about rope bondage, a handfasting ritual can be an incredible representation of the intimate form of lovemaking they adore. But on the surface, it appears as a traditional neo-pagan quirk to a wedding that is discreet and won’t raise questions amongst those wedding guests not in the lifestyle.
Femdom wedding ideas
To come back to the traditional image of a virgin being deflowered on her wedding night, any real kinkster should aim to turn conventional marriage traditions on their head. So, instead of regular sex after the wedding party, perhaps try some Femdom!
If your new hubbie is naturally a sub, then deny him access to your pussy on the wedding night. Instead, bend him over and take his hole with a strap-on to assert that this is a female-led relationship and that’s not going to change anytime soon.
You could even put your fiance in chastity during the ceremony and keep him caged into the evening. Rather than sleeping with him, make him watch as you sample different cocks in your hotel room. Give him a taste of his married life to come!
A Hotwife anklet on the wedding day
For those into cuckolding and swinging, another discreet idea for a BDSM wedding is to put on a Hotwife ankle bracelet after you’ve taken your vows. The origins of female ankle bracelets in marriage symbology back to ancient Mesopotamia, but have since become popular in the swinging community.
These days, they’re often utilized as a discreet signal that a woman is open to multiple sexual partners but is dedicated to her husband. There is a range of Hotwife ankle bracelet options that range from incorporating swinger terminology, sex symbols, or the no-nonsense type that reads Hotwife.
Hold a separate kinky event
I’m Irish, I’ll drink to the opening of an envelope and will never turn down the chance to make a celebration last as long as possible. When it comes to naughty wedding ideas, Never feel that your wedding day has to be the one and only event.
It goes without saying that many, if not the majority of your wedding guests may be unaware of your kinky side. I’ve been to a few weddings of friends in the lifestyle and we’ve all kept it discreet. Luckily, they’ve often held a separate kinky event for all of us deviants!
Whether it’s in your favourite swingers club or BDSM dungeon, holding a separate wedding event for your kinky friends is a great way to indulge in your kinky side. You can even redo your vows in a fetish style of your choice surrounded by kinky friends.
For example, a few weeks after a mainstream wedding, a pair of newlywed friends of mine invited us to a swingers club that had been hired out for their private party. It was the sexually liberated version of their original wedding.
Instead of redoing their vows, they had a BDSM collaring ceremony as all of us watched. It was such a wonderful and unique alternative to their original wedding. But of course, if you go to the trouble of arranging a separate kinky event, why stop at a collaring ceremony?
Gather some kinky people for a whore wife gangbang
Whether you’ve decided to arrange a separate kinky event or not, why not make your wedding a night to remember by gathering some kinky people for a whore wife gangbang? This can be a visit to a swingers club, arranging a gangbang with regular FWBs, or some of the other ways to arrange a gangbang.
This is a really good way to start off your kinky marriage. You’ve pretty much laid the foundations of your happily married life as a whore wife where there will hopefully be much more uninhibited sex and group sex to come!
Naughty wedding dresses
When it comes to naughty wedding dresses of the kinky variety, it’s fair to say that the options are limited. But there are a few ideas you can rely on to add a kinky twist to your outfit on your big day. One of them is incorporating the Red Thread of Fate in your wedding dress.
A common symbol of marriage in Asian culture, the Red Thread of Fate is similar to the Western concept of soulmate. The red thread signifies two people who are destined to be together by fate, regardless of place, time, or circumstances. The red thread of fate may stretch or tangle, but never break. This myth is similar to the Western concept of a soulmate.
Whilst researching online, I found some examples of fetish couples who had incorporated the red thread of fate into naughty wedding dresses. They had added their own kinky twist by forming the thread into the style of bondage rope to discreetly give a nod to the role BDSM plays in their love life.
Kinky things to do at a naughty wedding
A whore wife will be well aware of her nooks and crannies as well as how they can be put to good use. Personally, my ultimate wedding day fantasy is to be walked down the aisle with a butt plug planted in my slutty little ass.
This is a discreet way to add another kinky thing to do on your wedding day. Watch your step to make sure that the butt plug stays firmly in your ass. Of course, you can wear panties to make sure the plug stays in through the day. But a true whore wife wouldn’t dream of wearing underwear on her wedding day, would she?
Make some whore wife porn to remember your wedding day
And now for the final kinky idea for the ultimate naughty wedding is to make some whore wife porn to remember the day. You’ve likely invested a lot of time and money into your wedding, the dress, and everything that comes with it. Alongside your conventional wedding photos, why not make some naughty memories to look back on?
You can make whore wife porn in a number of ways. Get voyeuristic in the back of the wedding car, film yourself getting creampied in your wedding dress or, for those into cuckolding, get your new husband to film you fucking multiple sex partners after the wedding ceremony.
The options are endless when it comes to making memorable whore wife porn on your naughty wedding. But it’s my favourite piece of advice to get some sordid memories of your wedding that few other married couples can rival!
A naughty wedding conclusion
In conclusion, there are so many ways to spice up a naughty wedding for those who are sexually liberated and aspire to be different. Whilst some of these ideas may not be for everybody, I truly hope you’ve found some whore wife inspiration to make your wedding day extra special by incorporating some kink into it!
Have some kinky wedding ideas of your own or whore wife tips? Feel free to drop them in the comments below and I’ll consider adding them to the article.
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