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The 5 Bizaare Ways I Can Spot Fellow Goonettes in Public

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Most normies wouldn’t know what to look for. They’d pass her on the street, sit next to her in a café, and work alongside her in an office, utterly oblivious to the fact that she’s wired differently and fuelled by hardcore porn. But I see her. I always see her. Because when you’ve spent enough […]

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