Each passing day sees the growing mainstream acceptance of Gooning and, in turn, the ranks of the Pornosexual army throb to all new levels.
Amongst the new recruits are a thriving array of Goonette whores, many of whom come to Whoreuro for guidance, advice, and to share their debauched antics.
I’m proud that Whoreuro has become such a welcoming bastion for these depraved and Porn-fuelled harlots to share their tales, as it has led to the Goonette Confessions series.
Part one and part two of the Goonette Confession saga proved to be massive successes, and now it’s time for the long-awaited third!
Today’s confessions will range from Porn-fuelled Uber drivers who earn tips in perverse ways to inspiring stories from wheelchair-bound Sluts who don’t let a disability stop their Pornosexuality.
Will these Goonette confessions push you over the edge? Let’s find out!
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Sally, 51, The Uber Driver
My name is Sally. I’m a 51-year-old Goonette and was fired from my job around a year ago for watching porn at work. I’d been found watching porn on company laptops and snitched on by IT.

Shit happens, but I needed to pay the bills. At my age, landing a job in a new field wasn’t easy, so I ended up driving for Uber.
I got into the role quickly, and the backseat of the car is a great place to watch porn and play with my cunt during breaks. However, I soon discovered that was far from the only benefit.
I often choose to drive at night on weekends. But not just because it’s busy. I tend to pick up a lot of male clients between 18 and 25, and they’re often the target of my Goonette cunt.
My work outfit is usually a miniskirt and a sheer button-up top that lets my MILF milkers ache through the thin fabric. Like a true devotee of porn, I leave my panties at home.
I’ll strike up a conversation with the guy first and, once I’m comfortable and the vibe is right, I’ll unbutton my top to show off my tits my cleavage. It doesn’t take long to get their attention.
Then, I’ll spread my breedable thighs to let them see my mangled MILF cunt. The scent of my bubbling juices always drives them wild, so I’ll either pull over somewhere or wait until we’ve reached their destination before inviting them to sit up front.
”My favorite was seducing a guy while his fiance was passed out drunk in the back seat. Straddling his thick cock, I rode him to orgasm while staring at her pathetic body over his shoulder.”
I’ve been finger fucked until I squirt on the scent, had cum pumped down my throat, and had a 19-year-old college student bury his tongue in my asshole. But that’s not the highlight.
My favorite was seducing a guy while his fiance was passed out drunk in the back seat. Straddling his thick cock, I rode him to orgasm while staring at her pathetic body over his shoulder.
She was blonde and looked prudish as hell; she gave off an Ivana Trump kind of vibe. She could never compete with a porn-fuelled whore like me.
Another time, I took a guy in his late forties on a return airport run. He was going to pick up his 19-year-old daughter, who’d just returned from a backpacking trip to Europe.

When her flight was delayed, he proposed I ditch the return leg, and he’ll get another taxi. Fuck that. I seduced him in the airport car park and made him fuck my brains out while we waited.
He tore my pussy up, and I could feel the sexual frustration in his eyes. After squirting all over his thighs, I wrapped my legs around his and demanded he cum in my washed-up twat.
After some half-assed cleaning up, I took him and his daughter home. The fact they were sitting in our love juices sent thunderbolts to my clit, as did the creampie leaking down my thighs.
Christina, 29, Porn Doesn’t Discriminate
As I write this, I’m sitting on a couch watching a 51-year-old man clean spit and cum from my wheelchair as his creampie oozes out of my freshly-fucked twat.

I’m Christina. I’m 29 and have been in a wheelchair since an accident that occurred a few years ago. I do have feelings below the waist; I just can’t move my legs.
I’m 29, have short black hair, and large tits. I never skip arm day, and I have a fast metabolism, so I’m pretty slim. This is handy because it allows people to move me around with ease.
In the years following my accident, I thought my life was other. I didn’t even attempt to date for fear of rejection. However, I always had a high sex drive, and the accident didn’t take that away.
I began sliding down the rabbit hole of porn and began to consume insane amounts of increasingly hardcore filth in an attempt to keep my hungry cunt at bay.
What I didn’t expect was for porn to reinstall my confidence. When I discovered Gooning communities online, I was inundated with positive messages from sexually open-minded folks.
So I just thought, fuck it! I began to replicate everything I’d seen in Porn and began transitioning into a blatant pervert.
But how does a wheelchair-bound Goonette work? I’ve been hit with plenty of valid questions over the years, so let me bring you into my world!
- Yes, I can still cum, and it’s not hard to do. Whether I have a tongue in my cunt, a fuck stick in my pussy, or some man meat in my ass, I often cum repeatedly during sex. I also squirt, but it’s just a shame I can’t feel it running down my thighs.
- I love to have my throat fucked, and my wheelchair leaves me at an optimal height to suck fuck sticks. If my neck gets sore, I can be laid on a bed with my head hanging upside down to be used like a human Fleshlight.
- I adore guys spreading my legs and making me cum with oral. As I can’t move below the waist, the feeling of helplessness as a powerful orgasm rips through my body is gorgeous, especially when combined with handcuffs. Yep, I’m a bit of a sub slut!
- If one of my Gooner fuck buddies stays the night (or vice versa), they have to carry me to the toilet to piss. However, I find a lot of perverted Gooners love to watch me pee while pumping their fuck sticks. If they do, they win some serious brownie points!
Some people like to look at Porn as being nothing but negative. For me, it’s been an inspiring way to rebuild confidence and explore my sexuality. Glory to Porn!
Kelly, 24, A Goonette’s Unexpected Breakfast
My name is Kelly. I’m still living with my parents and brother at the age of 24 and spend most of my days clit-deep in power, rubbing my cunt into oblivion to increasingly hardcore filth.
I don’t go out much. When I do, it’s to meet some random guy I’ve met on a hookup app to reenact some of the filth I’ve watched in my Gooning sessions.

But usually, my days see me indulging in long porn sessions with my bedroom door locked. Each evening, when my cunt begs for mercy, I slip into my underwear and take a shower.
Now, I usually put my used panties in the laundry basket, but this story begins when I forget to put my panties on a small decorative table in the bathroom.
The same night, my younger 18-year-old had invited three of his friends over for one of their gaming marathons. I said my hellos and went to bed, exhausted from my Gooning session.
When I woke up the next morning, my pussy throbbed with exhaustion. Heading to the bathroom and locking the door behind me, I went to throw my panties into the laundry basket.
But the moment I touched them, I froze. The panties were completely damp with a sticky substance. Pulling them closer to my nose, I smelt the familiar scent of fresh cum.
One of my brother’s friends had clearly gone for a toilet break, sniffed my cunt musk from my panties, and jerked off into them. Most women would be disgusted, but I wasn’t.
I felt my slit tingle with lust at the thought of it and subconsciously found myself bringing my panties to my mouth while my other hand reached for the pleasure button between my thighs.

I started to suck the fat load of cum out of my panties, putting a blend of my own cunt musk and anonymous jizz deep into my throat. It was filthy. It didn’t take me long to cum.
As my legs buckled, I moaned into the thin fabric and added drool to the blend of debauched fluids nestled in the underwear. After freshening up, I headed back to my room.
On the couch, my brother and his friends had woken up and resumed their gaming session. ‘’Good morning, boys!’’ I said as if nothing had happened.
Knowing I’d just eaten the cum of one of them and I’d never know who it was turned me on like crazy. So much so that it became the newest source of Goon Fuel when I got back to my room.
Judith, 61, When Your Boyfriend’s Job Opens an Unexpected Niche of Porn
So, I’m 61 but often get told I look much younger. Perhaps my boyfriend has something to do with that.
Due to what he called a ‘’crippling addiction to porn and sleaze,’’ I divorced my husband a few years back and went on the hunt for a ‘’newer model.’’ Fuck him.

It took me a while, but I eventually found a 29-year-old university tutor with good stamina in bed and a penchant for having a mommy figure whom he could bury his cock into multiple times a day.
The fact that he hits the gym often and eats well only helps my sex life. He’s also very open-minded to my kinks, quirks, and perversions, and we often indulge in porn marathons together.
His topic of study, maths, might be boring to some, but it resulted in a tale that’s as far from dull as you can get.
His students are between 18 and 21, and he tends to get a lot of attention from them due to him not fitting the classic stereotype of a maths teacher.
A few months back, me and him were sinking some wine and watching porn together on a Friday night when his phone pinged. It was an Instagram DM with lots of emojis in the preview.
I was intrigued, and we paused the porn to read the message. It was from one of his 19-year-old students at the time, “Becky,’’ who had written:
“Hey Tom, some of us (his students) are organizing a girl’s football match for charity next month, and I know you’re a big football fan! Let us know if you can come and help out with organizing.’’
She had also attached a picture of herself on a football pitch wearing tight shorts and a sports bra. It was far from subtle, and I knew full well what she was doing.
”I told him to go to her Instagram profile and start scrolling through her pictures. I uttered filth into his ear about what I’d like to see her perfect 19-year-old body subjected to”
This girl was a little harlot. Posh, raven-haired, petite, and with gorgeous tits. I was a little jealous of her. Plus, she had that cute smile that always hides a nasty little whore underneath
Before we read the DM, my hand had already been on his cock, and it still was. I felt it get harder from the second he saw her photo. He’d been hard before, but now I could cut diamonds with that cock.
I was insanely turned on by the idea of my man being desired by this fresh-faced and well-educated uni student. If only she knew his cock belonged to my mature and experienced cunt.
I started to stroke his fuck meat again, and I felt his toned body tense up. I leaned into him, licked his ear, and whispered, ”You like what you see?”
He leaned back into me and grunted out a very breathy ”Yes, I do. She’s always trying to be flirty and grab my attention in lectures. She always dresses like a total slut. She wants it so badly!”
I told him to go to her Instagram profile and start scrolling through her pictures. I uttered filth into his ear about what I’d like to see her perfect 19-year-old body subjected to, from BBC gangbangs to triple anal orgies that leave her holes wrecked for life.

Before long, he was bucking his hips and groaning as we scrolled through her bikini photos snapped on some Greek island.
Within a few minutes, I could tell he was close. I pulled him into me and whispered into his ear, “fuck my hand and think about how badly she wants you.”
He moaned, and I felt his cock tense as he sprayed his stomach with cum before I promptly licked it clean.
So now, we have a routine. If he gets a DM from a student and I think the girl is worthy of his attention, I’ll either jerk him off or watch him jerk off to her photos.
It feels like I’m pimping him out, and I absolutely fucking love it.
What Was Your Favorite Porn-Fuelled Confession?
I do hope you’ve enjoyed these true Goonette confessions. Now, I want to hear which ones were your favorites! Let me know in the comments below, and stay tuned for part four!









I wanna meet Christina…