Fascinating Porn Cinema Characters You Never Knew About (Part 2)

The Porn Cinema Characters You Never Knew About (Part 2)

In honour of my beloved Whoreuro members, I recently released an article that detailed the array of people I encountered as a woman cruising various porn cinema establishments across Europe and beyond.

Well, it’s an understatement to say I was delighted at the positive feedback I received from many of you. Which got me thinking: There are more than ten types of characters I’ve encountered in adult theatres.

“In more extreme cases, you’ll find them sucking out cum from used condoms lying around.”

And yes, you guessed it… That means you lovely bunch of kinksters get another instalment of porn cinema characters!

From the lovely protective types to folks who sound like a poorly named superhero, today I’m going to cover an additional five types of people I’ve come across. Some of which are even more hardcore than those in the first articles.

5The poppers man

To start off with, it’s poppers man! No, it’s not a shitty-sounding superhero. Instead, it’s a guy who wanders the dark corridors of a porn cinema routinely snorting from a bottle of poppers for a sexual high.

You’ll often hear this sniffing menace before you see him. He’ll usually have spent a few hours indulging in the legal high a bit too much and, as a result, is often a sex-crazed masturbator.

“The stereotypical sight of this type of person is a stark naked man with an intense stare. He’ll have one hand holding poppers pressed against his nose and the other will be vigorously pumping his cock whilst spitting on it.”

The stereotypical sight of this type of person is a stark naked man with an intense stare. He’ll have one hand holding poppers pressed against his nose and the other will be vigorously pumping his cock whilst spitting on it.

I fondly remember being fucked over the seats of a porn cinema and seeing a characteristic poppers man sniffing and wanking like a maniac nearby and taking in the scene. As the rush went to his head, he suddenly dropped to his knees and turned into a fluffer.

By fluffer, I mean he singlehandedly took on the job of sucking each and every cock around him that was waiting to fuck me. Some straight guys rejected his advances, but the more open-minded just let him do his work. Thanks for your service, popper man!

4The people who look like they live there

Ah, one of my favourite porn cinema characters. One I class as even bolder than the calm and confident type I mentioned previously. It’s the type of patrons, both girls and guys, who look like they live inside the adult theatre full time.

This is the type of person you’ll often see asleep inside the porn cinema as if the cum stained leather seats are equal to his couch at home. they’ll converse with other cinema-goers as if they were in a bar or pub.

In more extreme cases, this type of patron will set themselves up for the day and bring all the essentials they need. They’re completely in their element and I’d even say some feel more comfortable inside the judgment-free zone of a porn cinema than the outside world.

“In the age of the Internet and streaming video, porn is all too available at the click of a button—not the punch of a ticket.”

– A Timeline article on the sad demise of the porn cinema.

In fact, I once came across a particular guy who brought his own packed lunch to a porn cinema and enjoyed a particularly hardcore ebony gangbang scene whilst chowing down on sandwiches and washing them down with coffee from a thermos flask. All the while there was an average of three different cocks being sucked in the seats around him.

Overall, a harmless type of patron who is intensely passionate about the porn cinema atmosphere. They’re often a good source of tips, advice, or general conversation when you need to take a breather. A far cry away from the next type of character, however…

3The moaner

No, I don’t mean the orgasmic moaning either. Unfortunately, you’ll often find a very negative type of character that frequents the halls of a porn cinema. I call them the moaners. They can get pretty damn annoying.

This is the type of person who will make the lives of the people running the porn cinema a living hell. Whether it’s demanding they change the movies to suit their needs, fix a minuscule problem in the toilet, or get involved in some bizarre personal dispute they have going on.

In my experience, I’ve often found this type of person doesn’t engage in any of the fun going on. They’ll stand in the more social areas of the cinema, fully dressed, and seek out a horny soul to latch on to and unleash their negativity upon.

So this type of person is best avoided when visiting a porn cinema. Unless you want to be afflicted by the negativity of a ”Debbie Downer” type, stay well clear and seek out sexually open-minded beings instead!

2The cum addict

*Raises hand* … Just kidding! Well, I am a devotee to male cum. But there is a type of person who often visits adult theatres who takes it to the next level. A class of patron I take my hat off to. It’s the dedicated cum addict!

This is the type of kinkster who will visit a porn theatre solely to get a hit of cum. You’ll either find them on their knees with erotic body writing instructing all passing men to spray them with cum or, in more extreme cases, you’ll find them sucking out cum from used condoms lying around.

This type includes the Bukkake lovers too. In a cool and confident manner, they’ll often enter the cinema accompanied by a male chaperone and take their place in the centre. The patrons will then take turns spraying her with ropes of cum before she lives a sticky, but happy, mess.

There’s also the bareback cum addicts. Men, women and sissies alike, they’ll indulge in casual bareback sex with other cinema patrons and leave with their holes filled and their body sticky with spunk. But of course, I’d advise against such risky behaviour.

1The Guardian

And last, but by no means least, is the Guardian. One of my favourite types of porn cinema-goers, many of them should be given a medal for their kind and courageous services to solo women who go cruising in such places.

The Guardian, whether male or female, is often an experienced sexual being who knows who important consent plays in kink. They’ll often combine with the ”calm and confident” personality from the previous article and are a joy to be around.

They’ll often make it their mission to ensure newbies, people with low self-confidence or solo females are made to feel welcome and safe in the porn cinema environment. They’ll ward off the pushy creeps and other unwanted characters to ensure you have a good time.

Why do they do it? Honestly, I’ve never asked. But I’d imagine the reasons lie somewhere between keeping consent in kink and ensuring a positive experience for a newcomer who may be on the cusp of visiting porn cinemas regularly or never returning to one again.

It takes all kinds to make a world

Bisexual orgy in a sex cinema

And so, we reach the end of part two. I’ve covered the most prominent characters I’ve come across whilst exploring porn cinemas. But my journey is far from over, and I’m sure I’ll discover some more quirky types to tell you all about soon!

Like a relic from a bygone era of sex, the porn cinema is a sexual institution that’s sacred to me. It’s also one that’s under threat of extinction and one that I hope stays around and thrives for many years to come.

But overall, it takes all kinds to make a world. Naturally, I like some types of porn cinema patrons a lot more than others. But I don’t judge either. All of these people make up the sticky ecosystem of the adult theatre, for better or for worse!

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