You’ve hit that point, haven’t you? You’ve basked in the warm glow of porn for so damn long that your Gooning has taken a far different turn than most. You’re sliding into a different echelon of pornosexuality. You’re now craving the sissy life.
You used to look at cunts on-screen and crave sliding your dick into them and rutting like a pig. Now? You want your limp dick in chastity and to have your ass used like the walking sex dolls you worship.
No longer do you want to feel the warm embrace of a cock-drunk slut’s mouth around your dick. Instead, you want fuck meat slamming into your throat and cumming in it like it’s an infertile pussy.
Welcome to the fuckin’ show, sissy. Now, it’s time to get you equipped for the journey ahead. And the most crucial tool in a feminized whore’s arsenal? Well, it all begins with a sissy dildo.
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The Sissy Dildo is a Weapon of Lust
Long before a feminized slut has honed her crossdressing skills and transformed herself into a fuck doll that’s suitable for taking the Alpha cock of some sex-crazed stud she’s hooked up with on Adult Friend Finder in real life; she hones her perverse talents on the sissy dildo.
It’s where the techniques of porn-grade blowjobs are chiseled, where whore-tier anal abilities are learned, and it’s the tool that will ultimately shape an aspiring slit into a fully-fledged whore who is confident enough to handle a real cock.
Still, it goes even further than that. A sissy dildo is the key to unlocking the coveted sissygasm. Something that, once experienced, there’s no going back from. I teach you how to achieve a Sissygasm in my notorious guide. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves here.
For now, the question still remains: where do you even begin? Well, that’s precisely what you’re about to find out and then some. Wipe the pre-cum from that oozing sissy clitty, slut, and keep reading because things are about to get real.
The Main Types of Sissy Dicks on the Market
Long gone are the days when conventional sissy dildos were all there was to hand. Nowadays, there’s a diverse flood of sissy sex toys hitting the market, and all of them bring their own uniquely perverse quirk’s to an aspiring sissy’s sex journey.
My advice for now, though, is not to bite off more than your slutty hole can chew. Some girls go for gigantic sissy dildos, only to find them rendered useless when they can’t take them. Becoming a whore is a journey, not a race.
Buy a sissy dildo from a reputable website like The Dildo Hub, and one that you know your cock-hungry hole can handle, and work your up from there. Otherwise, you risk injuring yourself, and we wouldn’t want that, would we, sweetheart?
The Classic Porn Cock
Are you the kind of slut who keeps it old school and goes numb at the sight of a throbbing porn dick? If so, the classic sissy dildo molded around a real dick is going to be for you.
It does what it says on the tin and allows you to live out your on-screen porn fantasies on a replica stud cock. Oh, and you get extra points on an official sissy test if you go for black.
The Sissy Fantasy Dildo
Are you to kind of sissy whose clitty oozes pre-cum down her smooth thighs when she has her head stuck in a Hentai novel or watching some messed-up porn cartoon? Sounds like you need a fantasy dildo.
There’s an abundance of fantasy sissy dildos on the market these days, from tentacle sex toys to horse-style cocks, and all of them can lead to a mind-bending adventure into outer realms.
Thrusting Dildos With a Mind of Their Own
Are you a limp-wristed fem slut with barely any masculine energy in you? Makes sense. Sounds like you need a thrusting dildo to take over when your feeble sissy arms get tired, doesn’t it?
These thrusting sissy dildos come with an engine inside that can send it pounding into your cheap and easy hole at different depths and speeds. Perfect for hands-free sissy dildoing!
Ejaculating Dildos
I just know you go wild for the sight of a whore digging her hands into a man’s asscheeks and wrapping her legs around his before screaming, ‘’Breed my cheap fuckin’ hole!’’
Well, you can have the next best thing! Ejaculating dildos that cum replicate creampies and, when you’re ready, can fire jets of fake jizz into your breedable hole at the push of a button.
Tried and Tested Sissy Dildoing Techniques
Alright, have you chosen your proverbial weapon? Good job, sissy! Now it’s time for me to teach you how to use it as I enlighten you on some downright debauched sissy dildoing techniques!
The Cheap Brothel Whore
I call this one ‘’the cheap brothel whore,’’ because it sees you lay on your back and take dick for hours. It’s a banger of a sissy dildoing position for nervous anal newbies, too.
Get comfortable, put a pillow under your back, and make sure both the sissy dildo and your feminized fuck hole are drenched in lube. Then, tease your rosebud with the tip of the dick.
At your own pace, slide that sissy dildo inch by inch into your love tunnel and let your hole adjust to it before thrusting it in, imagining some sissy-loving stud is pounding you in missionary.
Stand and Deliver
This sissy dildoing position is one that is best for in the shower and works great with a suction cup dildo attached to the wall of the shower booth with hot water running down your naked body.
Imagine you’re standing in a sleazy alleyway, a steamy sauna, or the dancefloor of a busy nightclub. Suddenly, an Alpha stud smells your sexualized scent and approaches from behind.
‘’Fuck me, baby. Please?’’ you whisper over your shoulder before he lifts your miniskirt, slides into you, and has you thrusting your cheap ass back onto his fuck meat until you both cum.
The hot, steamy water of the shower will do wonders for opening up your hole, and this position lets you take as much or as little of the sissy dildo as your hole desires. It’s a gorgeous one!
The Easy Rider
And now we have a real gem. I call this one ‘’the easy rider,’’ and it’s not only a solid way to achieve a sissygasm but also a great way to get fit and stay in peak porn shape.
Either slap a suction cup sissy dildo to the ground or elevate it on anything from a chair to a sturdy bowl, and slowly lower your fuckable body down on that fake dick until you squeal.
Now, ride it, cowgirl! This is a position where a sissy can hone her dick-riding talents and pin down all of the techniques needed to milk a man’s fuck meat with her hips alone.
This sissy dildo position will do wonders for your sexual stamina, boost your core strength, and give you the training required to give a lover the long, drawn-out sissy sex sessions he wants.
Good Girl
As a sissy, you’re going to spend a lot of time on your knees, so let’s get some practice in. While I call this one ‘’good girl,’’ it’s the classic doggy position that sees you get on all fours.
Before that sissy dildo even has a right to touch your asshole, you’d better hone your position first. Learn how to arch your back for men and ensure that ass jiggles beautifully for your studs.
Then, there are two ways to carry out the ‘’good girl.’’ The first is to reach around and manually thrust a sissy dildo into your hole at your own pace, moaning like a cheap slut as you do.
The second sees you attach it to the wall and thrust your hole back on it. Again, a great way to keep yourself active and in shape as you transform yourself into the best whore you can be.
Knees Up, Slut!
Next, we have a position that all of my sissy sluts love. This one sees you get comfortable on a soft surface, lay on your side, and pull your knees up to your chest before dildoing yourself.
According to many sissies I’ve spoken to, this is a fine way for a slut to reach her prostate, and once you’ve worked up a good rhythm, you might find yourself spurting between the thighs!
And when you transition to a real cock, knowing this position will come in handy because any Alpha stud worth his salt will love plowing you in a lying side fuck position; trust me!
The Warm-Down
So, you’ve tried them all, and now your hole is a battered mess of spit, lube, and lust. You’re shaking like a leaf, smirking like a Thot, and muttering all manner of porn-fuelled sleaze.
Oh, you think you’re done? Think again, sweetheart. It’s time for a warm-down, and there’s no better way to do it than to stick that freshly-used dildo against the wall and drop to your knees.
If you’re new to all of this, combine throat work with spit-soaked jerking skills on the sissy dildo. Then, you can hold your hands behind your back and focus on milking dicks with your neck hands-free.
And if you’re bold enough to earn your porn stripes and go ass-to-mouth, then you have my respect, and I think you have a promising sissy future lying ahead of you!
A Dildo is Often the First Step in a Sissy’s Journey
Is your hole twitching after reading all of that? Are you sitting there and grinding your fuckable asscheeks into the sea, wishing there was a cock attached to it? It’s only natural, my darling.
Your sissy dildoing journey might only just have begun, but you have a fun journey ahead of you, to say the least.
Once you’ve studied which sex toy to buy and bought your dream sissy dildo, then it’s time to put this guide into action and start honing your skills.
Then, once you’ve earned your dick-handling stripes and are ready to replace that sissy dildo with the real thing, find a site like Ashley Madison, find some married dude with blue balls, and do all of the things his prudish wife won’t do. Just kidding, or am I?
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