If you’re a regular Whoreuro reader, you’ll know that I’m a fully-fledged member of the Black New World Order (BNWO).
I consume more brainwashing BNWO porn in a week than most people do in an entire lifetime, and it makes up a significant part of my Gooning lifestyle.
Usually, I’ll recruit the help of a physical BBC in real life to fuck me senseless while I goon out to BNWO smut. But I often find myself in various corners of the world where finding a hung black fuck buddy to rearrange my holes is easier said than done. *cough* Eastern Europe *cough*.
There are few things worse than using my pathetic white fingers while worshipping black cock porn, but I’m a well-prepared Goonette and always ensure that I travel prepared.
”I tore the anal beads out of my twitching asshole with brutal force and rapidly rubbed my swollen clit with pure aggression. The BBC dildo was baptized in beads of my squirt, but I wasn’t finished.”
This means that I’ve become something of an expert when it comes to BBC sex toys in all forms and has become the go-to girl to review them.
Recently, the renowned sex toy company Funzze reached out to me and dropped their latest invention onto my squirt-soaked lap; the realistic black cock dildo with lifelike thrusting action.
Now, it sounded fun, but I’ve been around the block regarding thrusting dildos and often find the hype is better than the toy itself.
But will Funzze’s thrusting BBC dildo change my mind and make my eyes roll to the back of my head? Keep reading to find out!
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My Adventure With The Thrusting BBC Dildo
Ahh, Funzze, you sure know how to package your toys! I thought to myself as I unboxed the black cock dildo from its branded box.
Examining the accessories, I saw it came with a golden carry case and a small remote control for a lover to activate the toy. Nice!
To say I was keen to try out this toy is an understatement. Using the suction cup on the base, I slapped the BBC to the floor of my apartment and applied a perverse layer of drool to get it ready.
I began playing an hour-long BBC hypno video on my TV and, to ensure the ultimate sex toy review, slapped two other BBC dildos to the wall to put my mouth to use. Oh, and using a set of vibrating anal beads from Funzze (which you can read about here), I didn’t neglect my asshole, either.
As soon as I slid my twat to the hilt of this rubber black cock, I lost control. I began obliterating the other two BBC dildos and making my makeup run down my face.
After settling into its size, I was soon slamming myself down on it at warp speed as I became brainwashed by the smut on the screen. I was already on the verge of cumming, and I hadn’t even turned on the thrusting action yet! It was time…
If you’ve ever been aggressively fucked, you’ll know the feeling of sexually battling your partner in terms of rhythm. You’re thrusting your hips onto his dick in your own rhythm, and he’s slamming his cock into your hole with his own. Well, that’s exactly what this toy was like!
The various thrusting settings on the toy hammered my cunt mercilessly, and I didn’t have to worry about him cumming too early. Meanwhile, my leaking twat was sliding balls deep onto it and edging close to orgasm.
‘’Nnngghhh, fuckkk!” I roared out, causing porn-induced dribble to leak down my chin and down onto my tits, ‘’I’m gonna fuckin’ cummm!’’
I tore the anal beads out of my twitching asshole with brutal force and rapidly rubbed my swollen clit with pure aggression. The BBC dildo was baptized in beads of my squirt, but I wasn’t finished.
As the BBC hypno continued blasting out on screen, I held onto the other two dildos for support and slammed my throat down on the Funzze dildo and let its thrusting action fuck my face and send my sweet squirt back into my body.
What I Liked About it
Just like every black cock I’d fucked in IRL, this bad boy made me cum hard! But that wasn’t all I liked about it. Here are some of my favorite aspects of the latest thrusting dildo from Funzze!
An Array of Smooth Thrusting Actions From Soft to Hardcore
I’ve reviewed a lot of thrusting dildos, and I’ve found some to be more uncomfortable than pleasurable, mainly because their thrusting action results in a sharp ribbed exterior around the motor.
The thrusting BBC dildo from Funzze, on the other hand, was impeccably smooth. The section around the thrusting action felt like the veins on a cock instead of uncomfortable.
Plus, the various thrusting actions are well-suited to various sexual appetites, whether you want it slow and sensual or rough and hard.
An Intensely Realistic Design
These days, every dildo manufacturer claims their toy is the most realistic. But holy shit, the realism on this is downright insane! From the real-feel veins to the pores in the tip of the cock, it feels just like the real deal!
A Decent Suction That Doubles as a Handle
No matter how good a toy is, it has to have a good suction cup on the base to allow you to use it hands-free.
Just like their notorious horse cock dildo that I recently reviewed, this toy is equipped with a formidable suction cup that withstood me, unleashing some serious fucking on it.
Better yet, it also doubles as the perfect way to grip the toy if you want to slam it manually into your holes rather than thrusting yourself down on it.
Criticisms and Suggestions
When a toy makes you cum as hard as this, it can be hard to find anything to complain about. But I am a perfectionist porn slut, and I always keep my reviews as neutral as possible.
The Colour Could be Darker
Overall, the skin color on this BBC dildo is very light. It’s a personal preference, but I like my black cocks as dark as possible, so the only thing I’d change about it is the light-skinned color scheme.
Top Tips For Using This Funzze Sex Toy
Like any sex toy, there’s an art to using this BBC dildo and getting the most out of it. So, allow me to share some of my top tips a horny slut can use it!
It Doesn’t Have to be a One Man Band
While it’s fun to let this toy fuck you until you tap out, you can really turn up the heat by returning the favor. The sensation of this thrusting dick meeting your own thrusts is one of the best ways to enjoy the toy, in my opinion.
Give Your Throat Some Practice
The biggest mistake a girl can make is thinking she has mastered her BJ skills, only to be taken by surprise when the dick she’s gobbling on starts rudely fucking her throat.
With this thrusting dildo from Fuzze, you can practice your deepthroat skills and learn how to withstand the inevitable thrusting most guys will unleash on your throat simultaneously.
So, What’re My Final Thoughts?
Overall, this thrusting BBC dildo has found a welcome place in my sex toy collection and is the perfect accompaniment to my BNWO porn sessions. The only downside? It’s a little on the light side in terms of skin color.
To pick this toy up and test it out for yourself, head over to the official Funzze website, where it’s currently on offer. Have fun!
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