Ah, good ol’ cock rings. I remember when they were solely used to keep a man’s dick hard for the kind of demanding sex sessions I required. Now, they’re a totally different beast.
There’s now a heap of vibrating cock ring’s on the sex toy market these days designed to unleash sexual carnage on a cock as much as the clit of the pussy it’s fucking.
One of them, the Anello vibrating cock ring from HoneyPlaybox, fell onto my lap this week and was ripe for a review, so I called up one of my Gooner friends to use as a guinea pig.
What I didn’t expect was for the toy to lead to me calling up another Gooner, albeit far less hung and feminized, to help. Keep reading to find out why!
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What is the Anello Vibrating Cock Ring?
First off, let me explain what this vibrating cock ring is all about and how it’s different from the rest. After all, the Anello promises to ”upgrade your bedroom game!”
This is an app-controlled cock ring, although you can adjust it manually via the built-in button, too. Its main aim is to keep a man’s fuck meat harder for longer by restricting blood flow.
”Don’t get any stupid ideas, bitch. This won’t be cinematic. Remember why I brought you here!”
Meanwhile, the lucky clit of the girl he’s fucking gets ground into the panel sitting at the top, bringing reverse vibrations for both lovers and stimulating the clit, shaft, balls, and perineum.
Shared climaxes? Sign me the fuck up! It’s time to take this toy for a ride and call up a particularly hung Gooner to try it on and slide balls-deep in my cunt.
This… This Just Isn’t Going to Work
”Fuck me!” I laughed, ”Talk about being the victim of your own success, love!” We’d tried and tried, but the Anello just didn’t fit around the cock and balls of my chosen Gooner.
The dual cock rings on the Anello were simply far too tight for this Porn-fuelled stud to slide into comfortably. He was worried he’d either crush his balls or be unable to get them out again.
Not a good start. Still, I had a review to do, and I’d be damned if ill-fitting cock rings would get in my way. I had another little fuck toy to call upon to take this toy for a ride.
Their name? Stephanie. A sissy slut whom I’d had in a chastity cage for the last seven months. I was unsure if their limp dick would even be able to perform, but I had no other choice.
Stephanie couldn’t believe her ears. Out of the blue, she’d been temporarily released from her pink cage, invited to slide into a cock ring and fuck my elite cunt for all that she was worth.
Her limp sissy cock slid through the hole with ease, unlike the girthy fuck meat I’d initially invited. But her denied balls? Even they struggled to get through the ring. Fuck! This is tight!
Now, this vibrating cock ring did what I thought was impossible. The limp, pre-cum-drooling worm between this sissy’s thighs was brought into action and back to life. Mind-blowing!
Laying back and spreading my legs, I clicked my fingers to ensure Stephanie was looking into my eyes.
”Don’t get any stupid ideas, bitch!” I barked at her, ”This won’t be cinematic. Remember why I brought you here!”
Stephanie, sporting the first erection she’d had in months, was like a bitch on heat. I unceremoniously spat on my hand and slapped it on my slit to welcome her inside.
The almost pig-like squeal she made upon entry into my silky slit was embarrassing. Still, the vibes from the vibrating cock ring were enough to take my mind off it.
This thing sure as shit packed a punch and started grinding into my slit gorgeously, doing the same to Stephanie’s perineum, balls, and shaft. I was well on my way to cumming already.
Sadly, so was she. I felt her shudder and spunk a load deep inside of me just after a minute of fucking. I slapped her, causing her to stutter and apologize repeatedly.
”Stay there!” I ordered, ”Keep your worm in my and let’s see if this cock ring can do its job.” And, to my surprise, it did indeed! Stephanie’s erection wasn’t going anywhere.
After a quick breather, she was back in the game, rutting like a pig and fucking me at warp speed. I was thankful for the cock ring’s vibes because I could barely feel her sissy cock at times.
”Get off me and fuck me in doggy style,” I said to Stephanie callously, ”It’s time for me to cum.”
I can’t lie; the cock ring felt gorgeous in doggy style because of the frequent denial every few seconds when Stephanie pulled away to thrust back inside of me.
”I’m sorry, sweetheart,” I said, pushing her down to her knees into the puddle I’d just created, ”You have my permission to drink that pool of squirt and milk yourself dry. Enjoy yourself.”
”Fuck… fuck… Fuckkkkkk! Hammer meeeee!” I screamed, painting Stephanie’s sissy stockings with a small waterfall of squirt and shuddering like a leaf in a storm.
The toy had been tested, and I’d come. The job was done, I suppose. Yanking my dribbling slit off Stephanie’s sissy dick, I dropped to my knees and began taking it off her to put her cage back on.
”What?” I said, noticing the solemn and sexually frustrated look on her face, ”did you think I’d let you cum twice? It’s only through a twist of fate you’re standing where you are.”
Then, a twinge of mercy came over me. She had dressed like a whore and come to my aid within half an hour of me asking. I couldn’t treat her like this. I unlocked her cage.
”I’m sorry, sweetheart,” I said, pushing her down to her knees into the puddle I’d just created, ”You have my permission to drink that pool of squirt and milk yourself dry. Enjoy yourself.”
And with that, I placed a towel down on my office chair to begin penning this review while the squirt-hungry sissy drank my juices a few feet a way before spurting all over the floor.
And, yes, of course, she licked that up, too!
Here’s the Upsides to the Anello Cock Ring
I can’t deny that the Anello is one sleek-looking cock ring. It feels chunky, sturdy, and looks great when wrapped around a fuck stick (when it actually fits!).
The toy is super masculine overall, and it even comes with a military beige carry bag, adding to its overall manliness. In a world of pink and red sex toys, it’s a nice change.
It also packs a serious punch in terms of vibration. On both ends of the toy, you’ll struggle to withstand being brought to orgasm, whether it’s grinding into your clit or perineum. It bites!
The Anello also does the job that cock rings were initially intended for, keeping fuck sticks stiff and long for longer. If it worked on a freshly-freed sissy cock, it should work for most dicks!
I also liked how the cock ring can be easily controlled both manually and via the app. I’m personally not a fan of sex toy apps as I find them way too fiddly when in the zone, so I was glad to see that the manual controls were more than enough.
What Really Needs Improving
The elephant in the room with the Anello is the fact that the rings on the toy are way too small to fit even the most average-sized cocks and balls.
If you’re blessed enough to be packing below the waist, you can forget it. It simply won’t fit, and if you try too hard to make it work, you’ll end up snapping the rings.
I’m also not the only one who faced this problem, as the toy’s page on HoneyPlayBox has customer reviews saying the exact same thing.
Would I Recommend This App Controlled Cock Ring?
I hate to say it, but no. The Anello cock ring is an otherwise gorgeously designed sex toy that looks and feels sleek as hell, but I always keep my sex toy reviews 100% honest.
The fact is that I had to call upon a sissy with an abnormally shrunken cock to make it work, and, truth be told, it does perform well in the bedroom, but it’s far too small for most guys.
I mean, sure, if you’re on the petite side in the cock department, then the Anello will be ideal, but it just won’t work if you’re blessed in the underpants.
I suggest that HoneyPlayBox go back to the drawing board with this, make the rings bigger, or at least make the material more flexible and durable to accommodate average to large cocks.
