When John, a Gooner who’d always been fascinated by the sounds of overheard sex, made a proposition to place a recording device in my Goon Cave for five days and listen to the voice notes, I was only too keen to oblige and put on a vocal show.
In this exclusive members-only article, I want to reveal what I and my Gooner bud consider to be five of the most debauched voice notes heard from my perverted escapades inside my Goon Cave.
”I ended up climbing on one of their cocks and slamming my cunt down on him whilst pressing a vibrator against my puffy clit.”
I’ll also be explaining the perverse backstories behind each voice note to reveal exactly what was going on in the moment.
Now, shut your eyes and prepare for an audio adventure into the bowels of the Whoreuro Goon Cave!
Table of Contents
I Want You to Cum Inside Me!
The cum of a fresh-faced 18-year-old just hits differently when it spurts into the walls of your cunt, don’t you think?
This naive young Gooner had already been warped by porn at the age of 19, but he still wasn’t converted enough.
After connecting with him on Adult Friend Finder, I invited him to my place in Belfast and teased his cock all day until he was begging to climb on top of me and fuck me.
As I slapped a mouthful of spit on my gash, I saw him fumbling for a condom rather than giving me the bareback fuck the Queen of Whores rightfully deserves.
Well, I’ll let the voice note tell you how I felt about that!
The Start of a Gooner Threesome
I’d invited two Gooners I met through my Twitter for a long edging session. Originally, I asserted that no sex would take place; this was solely a porn-worshipping session.
But, as always, one thing led to another. I ended up climbing on one of their cocks and slamming my cunt down on him whilst pressing a vibrator against my puffy clit.
I ended up gushing all over his thighs as a violent orgasm tore through my body. Seconds after recovering, I turned my gaze to the other Gooner, who was sitting in shocked silence in the corner and jerking his meat.
“Let me jump on you!” I grunted. His cock was next in line for an onslaught, and I’d spend the rest of the night hopping from dick to dick until their Goon sticks and my slit were all red raw.
A Goonette From Eastern Europe Fucking a No Fapper Heretic
The No Fap movement is one of positivity and, whilst it’s definitely not for me, each to their own, but there’s one thing that really pisses me off, and it’s Gooners who go to the No Fap movement only to fail and come back groveling to me saying “they’ll never abandon porn again!”.
Fucking heretics. The Porn traitor in this voice clip did exactly that but was soon reminded of the error of his ways at the end of my Goonette friend’s strap-on, whip, and fist.
The friend in question was my perverted friend Monika who came over from Eastern Europe and delivered a Gulag-level of punishment on this pathetic male.
The extreme thuds you hear are (consensual) punches and slaps to the body, and you can no doubt guess which are the sounds of her strap-on penetrating his bowels.
This was a true hate fuck that I gladly lay back and watched whilst rubbing my cunt. Listen to those fuckin’ whimpers.
You’re Bad… Wanna Fuck My Face?
This recording took place outside of my Goon Cave and was in the living room of a married guy who lived about a mile from me. It was around 6 am, and his family was asleep upstairs.
He invited me over for a Goon Sesh, and I arrived through the backdoor and found him watching porn in the living room.
With my recorder on, we dived into an adrenaline-fuelled fuck on his couch. I told him to go slow so as not to wake his family up, but he unleashed a brutal fuck on my sloppy cunt that seemed to echo through the house.
I kept reminding him how wrong this was and how bad we both were, but then I succumbed to lust and asked him to fuck my face.
Sadly, as I switched positions, I accidentally switched the recording off on my smartwatch. Fuck! Anyway, enjoy what was captured.
Segments of Debauchery
This audio clip started off with a young Gooner fucking me in the ass and promising to make me cum. However, he blew his load within seconds and then said he wanted to leave. Not cool.
I told him he either undergoes punishment or he never has the chance to enter my Goon Cave again. He opted for the punishment.
“Fuck you! As long as I’m alright… as long as I cum, everything is absolutely fine. Is that how it is?” I said to him whilst lining my strap-on up with his asshole and giving his sphincter a few ceremonial slaps before fucking him like a whore for hours on end.
Needless to say, he put serious work into his ability to pleasure a woman after that day.
The Voice Notes Will Continue!
I do hope you enjoyed these recordings from the bowels of my Pornosexual adventures. These are just small samples.
If you’re interested in hearing more, I’ll start forming a comprehensive library!
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oh fuck hearing your sex fuelled voice has me hard as fuck!
Good! 😉 Which voice note made you leak the most? x
Where the 18 year is asking where’s the condom? you say why do you need a condom, cum inside me.
Your accent is amazing!
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