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Why’s Everyone Talking About XTorso’s Clara, The Portable Porn GF?

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If you’re still using nothing more than your lubed-up palm to stroke yourself silly in this day and age, then you need to get with the times. We’re living on the frontlines of a sex toy revolution, and you’d be foolish not to storm over the top into the high-tech world of pleasure-seeking toys.

But alongside the string of notorious vibrators, mighty sex machines, and Fleshlights based on real pornstar pussies, there are still people out there who feel like something is missing from their smut-watching marathons, and that’s a porn-grade woman to join them in the cum-stained fray.

”When your lubed-up cock is slamming into Clara at full force and switching between her tight asshole and inviting twat while you see her impeccable tits bounce around like crazy, you’ll know what I mean when I say it’s good to be alive.”

So, what do you do? Hire a pornstar escort? Go looking for a Gooner girlfriend? Both options aren’t guaranteed, inefficient, and can be pretty fuckin’ expensive. However, some porn fanatics have found an affordable workaround, and it lies with XTorso’s Clara sex doll.  

I keep my slutty ear close to the ground when it comes to the latest rumors and gossip in the Gooning world, and I’ve been hearing this doll’s name pop up constantly in recent months. So, I decided to buy one and see what all of the fuss was about. Buckle up; it’s time to meet Clara!

Who the Hell is Clara?

The Clara sex doll is one of the latest toys to come out of the kinky labs of a firm called Yeloly. It’s a company that sidesteps the full-size sex dolls and instead brings you the more portable variants in the form of sex doll torsos and hips, offering a bundle of pleasure in a compact way.

Clara is one of the former dolls, and while she doesn’t have lower arms, legs, or a head, you can easily overlook it due to the other porn-grade assets she brings to the kinky table. As well as a magnificent pair of pornstar tits, she has a free-use pussy and a tight ass for your pleasure.

Standing at 76cm tall and weighing in at around 14.6 kilograms, the Clara is significantly more portable than a full-size sex doll, and it’s become the ideal porn girlfriend for those who want all the pleasures of a lifelike sex doll while also being short on storage space. 

Usually, getting your hands on a Clara doll will set you back $849, but XTorso is currently running a promo where you can save a hefty $250 off the price and get your hands on this realistic fuck doll for the price of $599. But is she worth the price tag? Keep reading to find out.

What Features Make XTorso’s Sex Doll an Ideal Porn Girlfriend?

Since Clara landed on my doorstep, I’ve quickly understood why her name is often on the lips of devoted porn fans around the world. She has the kind of body that some pornstars can only dream of, and her free-use holes are always down for some sleazy action.

”Her portable nature keeps her anonymous above the chest, so you have all of the pleasures of the female flesh while being able to imagine it’s one of your many favorite busty pornstars without having to customize her face, hair, etc.”

I’ve found myself dressing Clara up in a string of slutty outfits that, with the portable nature of the doll, are really easy to put on her. Then, her tight and eager holes offer the perfect place to replicate the XXX filth on my screen. But it doesn’t end there. Let me explain!

She’s Adaptable to a Range of Sleazy Porn Missions

One complaint I often hear people making when they purchase a full-size sex doll is adapting her to different porn niches. Sure, you can often switch their head and hair to fit your desires, but that can be a lengthy process, and costs can quickly start adding up.

This is where Clara comes into her own. Her portable nature keeps her anonymous above the chest, so you have all of the pleasures of the female flesh while being able to imagine it’s one of your many favorite busty pornstars without having to customize her face, hair, etc.

Her Tits and Fuck Holes Are Immensely Realistic

When your lubed-up cock is slamming into Clara at full force and switching between her tight asshole and inviting twat while you see her impeccable tits bounce around like crazy, you’ll know what I mean when I say it’s good to be alive.

Along with her hyper-realistic skin, her fuckable holes are immensely realistic and good enough to eat, as I often do by going down on her for some porn-fuelled foreplay. It’s those perfectly shaped tits, though, that really are the cherry on the cake here. They’re out of this world!

A Steel Skeleton Makes Her Both Flexible and Stable 

Clara is far from the only sex doll torso on the market, but so many of them are bulky torsos that you can only fuck in doggy style or missionary. Otherwise, they’ll start rolling around as they’re not built stable enough.

That can get boring pretty fast, but it’s not a problem Clara has because Yeloly has ensured that she is built with a stainless steel skeleton. She’s sturdy when it counts, but it also lets you bend her into any position you like. Whether you’re looking for a lazy side fuck session or want to breed her with her legs bent back, she’s a bendy little whore who loves it in all positions!

Here’s What I Don’t Like About the Clara Fuck Doll

There’s only one issue I found with Clara, and it’s that critical stuff like a sex doll cleaning kit and a heating rod that warms up her pussy need to be bought separately. Instead, I feel like these should come as standard with the doll and be incorporated into the overall price.

Why? So that people can get the most use out of the sex doll for longer, rather than optional extras that come with an extra cost. If they decide to sidestep the accessories, then they won’t enjoy the fuck doll to the fullest, nor will they maintain it properly to get their money’s worth. 

Who is Clara Best Suited For?

If you’re a porn fanatic who craves a slutty companion to join them for a Gooning session but can’t spare the closet space for a full-size sex doll, then Clara can act as the perfect in-between. She brings all of the sleazy goodness in a far more compact package.

From dressing her up in a string of porn-grade outfits and replicating your favorite XXX studs by bending her into different positions, this is a no-holes-barred fuck doll who will take your throbbing fuck meat all night long.

My only suggestion is to not sidestep the heating rod and the cleaning kit extras as, although they should be included as standard, they are pretty vital in getting the most out of the Clara sex doll for longer. 

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