Man, what an era for a porn fanatic to be alive? Nowadays, we’re living in a time where everything from 4K filth and virtual reality porn to interactive sex cams are only a push of a button away.
But with such high-tech adult entertainment comes great responsibility. The days of beating our meat with our hands just don’t cut it anymore and any porn fan worth his salt is investing in an armory of adult gadgets that can elevate their porn-fuelled pleasure to all new levels.
However, the road isn’t smooth and despite a flood of new XXX gadgets on the scene these days, there are plenty of low-tier products that will only disappoint you and take up critical space in your sex toy arsenal that could be better used for elite-tier toys.
And that’s where I step in to help. My sex toy reviews always take a no-bullshit approach and tell you what you need to know to help you make a better-informed decision about whether to buy or not. Today’s review, which looks at the busty sex doll called Adeline, is no exception.
But firstly, who the hell is Adeline?
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Who the Hell is Adeline?
Ok, you horny fuckers! Try to pull your hands off your cock for two minutes and take your eyes off her tits to meet Adeline and shake her hand. Actually, scrap that, she doesn’t have any!
What she does have, though, is a set of fuckable holes that promise to drain your balls to the last drop and a pair of tits that can hypnotize you. Yep, Adeline is a lifelike sex doll torso!
Adeline is one of the latest sex dolls to be released by the brand PPunson and promises to be a stable sex doll with lifelike features that allow you to live out your wildest sexual fantasies. At the time of writing, she cost about $176 from the official PPunson website.
Now, like a tonne of other love doll companies on the scene, Ppunson claims to have some of the ‘’best sex dolls’’ around. However, I decided to get my hands on Adeline and find out if that was true or not.
My No-Holes-Barred Experience With Adeline
Firstly, watching a porn marathon with Adeline is a superior experience than just using your hand. This bitch isn’t light, but I was surprised by how realistic the toy was.
After applying a hearty dose of lube to both of her holes, I took great pleasure watching an Adriana Chechik classic and using both of her free-use fuck holes interchangeably.
Now, I’ve reviewed a lot of lifelike sex dolls and have found that the cheaper models have identical tunnels for the ass and pussy. But this wasn’t the case with Adeline.
”I’d say that Adeline is ideal for people new to the world of love dolls who are seeking an affordable porn-watching sidekick in the form of a sex doll that can be discreetly packed away when done.”
This busty sex doll has unique tunnels for her asshole and pussy. The former sucks your cock tighter, is shallower, and is much tighter than her pussy.
The latter is deeper and has some realistic labia that wrap your cock beautifully as you slide in and out. It’s basically like a virgin pussy, until you stretch it out a bit.
And then there’s the tits. This sex doll’s biggest selling point/s is those epic milkers on her chest. Not only do they feel very realistic but they also look it when they bounce around from the force of your cock slamming into her welcoming pussy and ass.
Five Things to Know About This Busty Sex Doll from Ppunson
After my hands-on experience with this lifelike sex doll, I was able to spot some things that you won’t find on the manufacturer’s product page. So, here are some critical things to know!
- The Ppunson brand understands the need for discretion and this sex doll came shipped in discreet packing with no indication as to what was inside. Thank goodness because my 80-year-old neighbor had to sign for it while I was out reviewing a local gangbang!
- If you’re lucky enough to be packing a meat sword between the thighs, don’t expect deep penetration with this sex doll. Adeline’s pussy is 5.9 inches deep and her asshole is 4.7 deep. As a man blessed with a girthy fuck stick, I couldn’t get balls-deep.
- The busty sex doll is made from TPE material, which gives it a very realistic feeling to the touch, and it also thankfully lacks that horrendous factory smell that a lot of sex dolls I’ve reviewed in the past came with during the unboxing.
- If you want to put some slutty clothes on this doll and add some additional XXX vibes to her already porn-grade aesthetic, Adeline fits small to x-small clothing sizes the best. Another above this will be too big.
- And, most importantly, this sex doll weighs in at 36lb/16kg. Not the lightest but also not the heaviest doll I’ve reviewed and you’ll be able to move her on your own, especially with those wanking muscles you’ve earned over the years!
So, is This Big Boob Love Doll Worth It and Who is it Best Suited For?
And now for the long-awaited conclusion to this sex doll review as we answer whether this busty sex doll is worth the price and what kind of kinky bastards it’s best suited for.
Considering that Adeline offers you two fuckable holes, lifelike TPE material, and a pair of jiggling titties that can turn you cross-eyed with lust, I’d say that she makes the $178 price tag just about worth it.
I’d say that Adeline is ideal for people new to the world of love dolls who are seeking an affordable porn-watching sidekick in the form of a sex doll that can be discreetly packed away when done.
If you want a full-body sex doll with three fuckable holes, wank-worthy hands, cumshot-worthy feet, and a pair of eyes you can stare into as you cum, it’s not hard to find them.
Naturally, though, they come with a higher price tag than Adeline the sex doll torso does and you’ll need to forsake the portability and discreet nature that the latter can boast.
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