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Books, Merch & Sin: Our Official Adult Store is Now Open!

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Since the early days of starting this community, an increasing number of dedicated fans have requested a chance to represent the Whoreuro mission in any way they can.

An even bigger number of people have been eager to get their hands on my book which details my journey from a shy, repressed Catholic girl in Ireland to a notorious whore.

Well, my darlings, I can finally provide you with what you’ve been seeking. I’ve just opened our official adult store! I would just like to apologize for it taking so long.

“I want to see all of our official sex towels covered in cum, squirt, and spit!”

So finally, the official Whoreuro store is up and running. It’s been built well and processes payments both securely and discreetly. Here are what’s on offer, to begin with.

You can visit the store and check out what’s on offer here, or read on for a more in-depth look at our initial range of merchandise and products.

The Adult Store Has a Library Full of Books of Debauchery

Firstly, the elephant in the room is my book. It’s now finally available, albeit in ebook format. It will soon be available in paperback, I’m just finishing off the tedious formatting process.

My biography is a ten-chapter adventure that goes into graphic detail of the most debauched sexual escapades I’ve experienced in my slutty life. It contains tales such as:

  • True stories of my porn cinema hopping across Europe that feature lost buttplugs, forced creampies,
  • Escapades on the high seas that saw me gangbanged and double penetrated by sleazy truckers on an Irish car ferry.
  • How I broke the shackles of a strict Catholic upbring, dealt with being diagnoxed with autism, and became a debauched whore of the highest order.

And much more. I guarantee that this page-turning journey into the sleaziest corners of Europe will not only result in some sticky pages but will inspire you in your own sexual journey.

Also, I’m currently working on other publications covering everything from Gloryholes and Hotwifing to porn cinemas and sissification. So stay tuned for those, too!

Clothes For Sluts And Gooners

From slutty crop tops to official Gooner shirts, I’ve also added a wide range of clothes for dedicated supporters to get their hands on.

From discreetly displaying your support for debauchery in public to wearing a symbol of whoredom while you pump yourself silly to porn, they’re all vital additions to any kinkster’s wardrobe.

Most importantly, this is your chance to be represented in the Hall of Sin. A showcase of our most dedicated supporters.

Simply buy some merchandise of your choice, snap yourself wearing it in action (the filthier the better), then send it to us with permission for us to post it.

The showcase is growing fast and competition to be the most formidable whore is getting fierce, so get a foothold now!

Sinful Accessories

And last but by no means least, is our range of accessories. Represent Whoreuro in your goon cave with mugs and mousepads or fuck on the name of Whoreuro with our official sex towel.

The latter is something I’m especially excited to launch. The official sex towel is a high-quality towel with a classy Whoreuro logo embroidered in the corner.

I want to see all of our official sex towels covered in cum, squirt, and spit!

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”

So, the adult store is finally up and running. It’s not Harrods, but it’s still early days. The products I’ve decided to list are all merchandise which people have been most keen to get their hands on.

As time goes on, more kinky items will be added. But for now, take advantage of what’s on offer whilst it’s available.

I can’t wait to see the mission of Whoreuro spread around the world and see our slutty merchandise in action.

By purchasing our merchandise, you are also supporting my mission to spread pornosexuality, debauchery, and whoredom far and wide. This is something I am immensely grateful for and I would like to thank you all in advance.

Bye for now, my darlings. And here’s to the future! x

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