The Czech capital of Prague is a city visited by almost 6 million tourists each year. As a popular destination for stag/bachelor parties, the city has a vibrant sex scene to cater to horny tourists.
But on my recent visit to the city, I strayed away from the touristic center (well, almost) to find the city’s sleaziest Gooning hotspots that few tourists would dare to visit.
Fuelled by a recent trip to the notorious Giorgio Grandi studio of LegalPorno fame, I was ready to delve into some of the Czech capital’s most hardcore sex hotspots and see what it had to offer.
Of course, I didn’t just twiddle my thumbs inside, and the cleaning staff at most establishments are probably on overtime because of the mess I made. But don’t worry; I’ve linked to the explicit stories from each venue!
Want to see what all of these perverted establishments look like in the flesh? Check out my latest Youtube video packed with footage from all of them (inside and outside).
I genuinely put my safety at risk to bring you this travel guide, so I hope you all appreciate it. I present to you the Gooner’s Guide to Prague!
Table of Contents
Klub Sabinovka is at the Heart of the Prague Sex Scene
First off is Klub Sabinovka, located at Sabinova 111/2 in the Žižkov area of Prague. For newbies, this is a great place to start. It’s clean, well-managed, and has everything a Gooner needs.
Inside, you can find a bar and a dark room downstairs combined with a large sex swing. The bar is a great place to grab a Czech beer and converse with other Gooners.
Upstairs is where the magic really happens. This is where the sprawling sex cinema is located alongside an array of private porn-viewing booths complete with Gloryholes, which are fitted with standard and large-sized holes for cock-sucking and penetrative sex alike.
The staff is friendly, and the porn inside is a mixture of straight, gay, bi, and shemale, and you can switch between the channels inside the porn-viewing Gloryhole cabins.
Whether you want to watch porn with your cock out alongside other Gooners, Goonettes, and sissies or take things to a private room with an ample array of eager mouths and holes appearing in the Gloryhole, there’s a lot of fun to be had!
I particularly loved the decor inside here, and the couches looked like they’d come straight from a porn set. The clientele was mainly men with two sissy sluts and one couple when I visited.
The sex club and porn cinema are open from 12 pm to 11:30 pm during the week, but it opens at 3:00 pm on weekends. The latter is also the best time to visit for increased action.
Oh, and the price was similar to the other porn cinemas I visited, around €8/$9.
The Rabbit Warren of Porn at Hybernská 38 (Hardcore!)
”Are you fucking crazy?” My Czech friend gasped when I told him I’d visited Hybernská 38 alone, ”you went in there as a single woman? You’re lucky you didn’t get hurt!”
To be fair, he was right. This place was scary as fuck. Luckily, I’m experienced in sleazy holes and know how to defend myself. This sex shop and maze of porn booths are located at Praha 1, Hybernská 38, near Prague’s central railway station.
After entering through a prison-style door to deter thieves, I paid 189 CZK (€8/$9) and was directed into a rabbit warren of porn-viewing booths with Gloryholes inside.
This place looked like it hadn’t been decorated since Reinhard Heydrich was assassinated on the streets of Prague in 1942, and a sinister feeling hung in the air.
The peeling red paint on the ceiling contrasted with spinning fans in the video I shot reminded me of the opening scenes from Apocolypse Now, and the clientele was exceptionally aggressive when they saw me walk in.
This place is not for the meek and mild. Drug use was common, and the floor was a mass of used condoms, pools of cum, and some dangerous paraphernalia.
Thankfully, the locks on the Gloryhole cabins were strong, and I certainly gave all the boys what they wanted, even if it ended with a broken nose, which you can read about here!
This place is open from 10:00 am – 05:00 am. Leave all valuables at home, stay alert, and use common sense. Again, this is no place for the inexperienced!
A good tip for this place is to keep an eye on the following erotic forum where the owner of the shop updates in real-time about how many people are currently in the cinema, whether it’s girls, guys, or transsexuals, and what’s happening inside:
Want to Slide Your Dick Into a Porn Goddess? Check Out Showpark in Prague!
You’ve no doubt got your cock suitably wet or your pussy suitably filled after visiting the porn cinemas on this list. However, if you want to taste some real porn goddesses, then visit Showpark!
This is Prague’s answer to a German mega brothel, and it is full of girls waiting to make your filthiest fantasies a perverted reality.
A few girls in here have worked on the local porn scene and provide you with the unique chance to slide your cock into the elite slit of a porn goddess!
This place is open seven days a week from 12:00 pm to 06:00 am, and you can buy tickets online. As a woman, I didn’t visit, but I’ve heard great things from my male buddies!
You Won’t Find This Porn Kino on a Map!
En route between the two aforementioned porn cinemas, I came across this particularly sleazy hole in the ground and couldn’t help but venture inside.
Greeted by a mature MILF at the desk, I paid the fee of 190 CZK (€8/$9), was handed some condoms, and ventured downstairs into the cellars of sleaze.
This place was huge, spread out, and well-maintained. It seemed to cater to a mostly gay crowd judging from the homoerotica lining the walls. Still, I was keen to see what was on offer!
Tonnes of Gloryhole booths lined the walls of a passageway leading to a large porn cinema with a public bed in the middle.
Laying down on it, I lifted my miniskirt to start Gooning out to the smut on screen and moaning softly.
Suddenly, I jumped in shock. Behind me were around seven men glaring at me and rudely masturbating their cocks.
”Right, who’s first?” I said in broken Czech before slapping a wad of spit on my cunt and spreading my legs.
This place is located at 46 Husitska Street in Prague’s Žižkov. As I said, you won’t find it on a map, but it’s impossible to miss due to the red and white sign jutting out on the street that reads: ”Eroticke Video Kabiny”.
The Prague Sex Machines Museum
Ok, this is arguably the most mainstream addition to the guide, but one well worth mentioning. I’ve visited Prague numerous times and always side-stepped this museum due to it being too mainstream and slap-bang in the center of the tourist area.
This time, I ventured inside during a quiet day and was amazed by what I found. For history buff Gooners, there’s a lot of cool shit in here!
From prostitute shoes from Ancient Greece to war-themed sex toys from Ukraine and medieval shoes to fuck a woman with, this is a quirky museum that’s well worth exploring for anyone passionate about the history of sleaze.
To round off your visit, there’s also a vintage cinema playing retro porn movies at the end of the experience. That’s if you haven’t already overdosed on porn in the three sex cinemas already mentioned by this point!
The museum is well signposted and located in the old town, and a ticket costs 250 CZK or around €10/$12, and the opening times are from 10:00 am – 11:00 pm.
If Your Trip Dates Lines Up Right, Visit Erofest!
And, last but not least, is Erofest! This sex and porn-focused event is usually held in Spring and offers the chance to get up close and personal with pornstars, the latest sex toy tech, and rub shoulders with some of the most debauched kinksters from across Europe.
Entry costs around 30 Euro for a standard ticket and offers a fantastic, sexually-liberated atmosphere. It’s not the biggest porn/sex convention in Europe, but it’s one well worth checking out if it coincides with your dates!
Luckily, it was being held slap bang in the middle of my trip to Prague this year, so I was able to attend and bring you the full lowdown on what was on offer.
You can see my field report on the Erofest convention below!
The Prague Sex Scene is Not to be Underestimated!
Prague has always had a reputation for being a seedy travel destination packed with bordellos and strip clubs to empty the balls of horny bachelor parties.
However, few people really know the true extent of just how perverse the Czech capital can be. From hardcore Gloryhole clubs to modern porn cinemas and everything in between, I hope this guide has been able to provide you with a snapshot of what this iconic city of sleaze has to offer!