A Promiscuous British Chav Slut Humiliates Me With a Sloppy Pussy

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When desire strikes, I impulsively act upon it. I know where to go if I want to be defiled by cocks. If I want to suck pussy, I know where to find it. And I always do.

It was a recent spur-of-the-moment lust for debauchery that was answered by a nonchalant chav slut who was more than happy to use an older woman in an utterly humiliating way, guilt-free.

I woke up bright and early on a Sunday morning and began browsing through the latest porn on my Twitter feed. Upon seeing a meaty pussy being tongued in a hardcore lesbian scene, I was triggered.

I neglected breakfast. I had pussy on my mind. There was nothing more I wanted in the world than a wet cunt running over my tongue.

So I did what horny folk looking for a casual release do, I logged onto my profile on Adult Friend Finder to find local like-minded sluts. But things were quiet.

It was a Sunday morning in Belfast, so most folks were either enjoying their day off, out with family, or nursing a hangover. It’s not an ideal time for hookups.

But suddenly, a profile appeared online. It wasn’t one Id seen locally before. She looked in her early-20s with the trashy, heavy makeup look that I love.

In short, she was the definition of a British Chav slut. If you’re unfamiliar with the Chav subculture, then you can discover more about it and its current revival in this Chav Tik Tok article from NSS Magazine.

Her profile was rather bare and lazily filled out. But it listed her as bisexual. Despite no NSFW pictures, she had a stunning body, giant bimbo tits, and the pinnacle of the British Chav slut aesthetic I love.

I wasn’t looking for anything intense. I was looking to satisfy my lust for a wet pussy and hopefully cum in the process. I dropped her a message that went as follows:

“Hey, hun! I hope you’re having a nice Sunday. I see you’re nearby in Belfast and wondering if you’d be up for some fun. Just us girls! I’m experienced and can accommodate, happy to go with the flow, and just have lazy kinky fun. x”

About forty minutes later, my AFF app pinged. She politely turned me down on account of recovering in bed hungover and not having any energy. The well was dry, and I was a horny bitch. So I gave it another try.

“I know the feeling! I’ll be straight with you. I’m feeling incredibly submissive today. I’d be happy to come to you and make you cum with my mouth. Nothing intense, you’d have to sit back, and I’ll do my thing. What do you think?”

After another long wait, I got used to the fact that I might be resigned to spending the Sunday with my toys. Then suddenly, she texts back her address and phone number: “OK then. I’m staying in this block, call me when outside. How long will you be?”

As it was all casual, I quickly applied some makeup and slipped into my favorite tracksuit before making the short walk to her place through the quiet Sunday streets of Belfast and calling her when outside.

A casual hookup with a UK Chav slut

Her place was in a local student accommodation block. On the phone, I was greeted by a raspy voice with a Northern English accent: “You outside, yeah? Sound, I’ll be down now to let you in!”

My Chav slut fetish began to surface. Her voice alone made my pussy flutter. Then, I saw her come out of the staircase in the building, and I almost dribbled.

Seeing her bleach blonde hair, heavy makeup left from the night before, and clad in a pink velour tracksuit. I had to stop myself from drooling.

Opening the door with a key fob, we greeted each other with a bit of a hug and made small talk as we went to her room. It turned out she was 20 years old.

This divine English Chav slut was visiting her student friend in Belfast for the weekend and staying at her place. Her friend had hooked up the night before and spent the night at a guy’s place.

“chav girls would always sport messy buns, foundation and bronzer of at least three darker shades of their skin, fake eyelashes and drawn-on eyebrows.”

– NSS Magazine

As she led the way up the stairs, I couldn’t stop looking at her ass clad in pink velour. Walking behind her, I was hit with the scent of stale perfume, cigarettes, and alcohol.

For a twenty-year-old, she had the confidence of a much older woman. Overall, she was brash, pretty dominant, and not a girl I’d like to mess with. Well, not in that way, I mean.

I wasn’t looking for romance, and I sure didn’t get it. As soon as we entered the room, she apologized for the mess and lazily slumped down on the large bed in the middle of the room and resumed watching TV.

The hungover walk downstairs had taken it out of her. I awkwardly removed my trainers and wondered how I’d initiate sex with this rough and ready chav slut.

Approaching the bed, I was about to ask if I was ok to join her. Before I could ask, she lazily slid out of her tracksuit bottoms and looked over at me, raising her eyebrows with a somewhat uncouth, a ‘well, what are you waiting for’ type of expression.

I didn’t need to be told twice. Now on the bed, I got the first glimpse of those divine chav twat in all of its glory. Meaty and with a light pussy stubble, it was what I’d been craving all morning.

Making our own British chav porn

After a few polite licks, I couldn’t stop myself. I began devouring her meaty pussy with everything I had. Taking care not to go too intense due to her hangover.

For a twenty-year-old, her pussy was pretty well-stretched. As I buried my tongue deep in her hole, I pictured the amount of cock that must have plowed her hole to leave it like this.

The taste was quintessential raw sex. I could tell she had only briefly cleaned since last night. Her pussy was sweet, but I could still slightly taste her pee and panties from the night before.

She hardly even looked down at me. Instead, she casually lay back, watching Netflix as an older woman she had just met licked her slit.

“I feel like such a pervert here,” I laughed. “You’re only twenty, and here’s me eating you out”. But she just brushed it off.

“I don’t mind older girls, you’re more chill, and you know your way around a pussy better. Girls my age are too much drama!”

As soon as she finished her sentence, she unzipped the pink tracksuit top she was wearing to release a gorgeous pair of perfectly round natural tits.

With her eyes still fixed on the TV, I couldn’t help myself. I slid up her body to engulf her erect nipples in my wet mouth. I sucked on them hungrily and ground my aching slit against her thigh.

This hungover chav slut tenderly held my head to her tits. As I pulled my mouth off to admire them once more, I left a mess of my spit and her pussy grool all over her nipples.

I slipped out of my tracksuit in seconds following her behavior to feel my bare skin on hers. Returning to her gaping pussy, I began to rudely grind my hand on my clit.

I swallowed her grool and juices like I hadn’t drunk for days. When I slid my fingers in, I noticed she became more soaked and far more responsive.

Tickling her G spot in a come hither motion, she began to release low moans. Her eyes squinted as her concentration on the TV sapped, and she began to buck her hips on my fingers subconsciously.

Suddenly, I could feel the muscles in her pussy start to contract. A powerful orgasm began to converge in the groin, and the intensity caused her to throw her head back.

As the explosion of pleasure began to build, so too did her lust. “Make me cum, make me cum! Of fuck! Make me cum, you cunt!”

Her rude and trashy talk just made me more determined. My finger fucking was relentless and finally paid off when she released an almighty roar that was coated in a raspy, hungover voice.

Her cunt opened like a floodgate. It felt as though she gushed, but I was too hungrily sucking at her slit to know for sure. All I know is that things got a lot wetter. But then, I noticed something odd.

Sloppy seconds

After her orgasm, I tenderly sucked on her quivering pussy lips and lightly lapped at her slit for an added aftereffect. Then, I noticed a flow of white from her hole.

“You came hard, didn’t you?” I said while dipping my tongue into the white river like a fondue fountain. But then, the taste hit me.

The white flow from her pussy tasted like cum. Male cum. It’s not a taste I can mistake. “Hun, I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think someone has cum inside you”.

A slightly guilty but knowing look spread over her face. “I’m sorry about that, babe. This is why I turned down your offer to meet for the first time. I had a guy back here last night, and he left about an hour ago; I thought I’d got it all out, but it must have gushed out when I came”.

Although her nonchalant attitude signaled that she didn’t care, her sexual energy was on the verge of being ruined by awkwardness.

But I knew how to get the mood back. A dirty look spread across my face as I looked this chav slut in the eye.

“Oh yeah?” I asked, dipping my wet tongue in the coagulated cum from deep inside her chav slut pussy. “That’s so hot. You don’t mind if I clean you up, do you? I promise to get it all this time”.

The slight look of embarrassment faded from her face. “You nasty bitch!” She laughed, “go on then!”

I hungrily sucked at her dripping hole and buried my tongue so deep that my eyelids were pricked by her pussy stubble. My tongue was caked in a blend of stale cum, pussy grool, and spit.

Using cum and her juices, I began fingering her further and sucking her clit with my spare hand rubbing my own. It didn’t take long for her to cum again.

As I lapped at her slit and looked into her eyes, she hurled a barrage of humiliating dirty talk at me.

Nasty little whore, cum drinking slut, you love being used by younger girls, don’t you? This chav slut was certainly imaginative.

Pushing me off her quivering hole, she struggled to catch her breath after her hungover double orgasm.

“Thanks for that; I really needed it. Want me to call you a cab?” she abruptly asked.

My mouth had been used on this cum-filled chav slut pussy, and she had tossed me aside like a cum rag when she had cum.

I felt humiliated. And I fucking loved it. Logging onto Adult Friend Finder had really paid off that day.

I turned down her offer for a cab, got dressed, and walked back to my place. Slipping back into bed, I turned on my favorite porn, lay a towel down, and began rubbing myself to orgasm.

My hair was still stained with her love juices, leaving the scent of her used cunt in my nostrils. As I sucked my dirty fingers off one hand, I reminisced about the humiliation between the legs of that divine chav slut.

The resultant orgasm breached the towel I had put down and left me in a mixture of hers and my juices.

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Disclaimer: The sex story detailed here is a true incident that I personally experienced. But to obscure the identities of the people who took part, names, dates, and locations may have been slightly changed. I do not use the term Chav slut as derogatory; it’s simply a play on the fetish of the subculture. The photos used in this article may not be of the incident in question but are there to add relevant entertainment for the reader. Finally, this article may contain approved affiliate links. When a purchase is made, I may receive a small commission, which goes back into the costs of running the site.

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