The male sex toys industry is, well, throbbing. Long gone are the days of generic dildos and one-setting vibrators. Now, we have some of the most high-tech sex gadgets available for us to get our horny hands on at the click of a button.
Naturally, we’ve also seen a tonne of sex toy firms pop up, intending to leave their own sordid mark on the industry and positively change the lives of porn fanatics like us forever. And, from the infamous Mr Hankey to the notorious Kiiroo, I’ve reviewed some of the greatest.
But there’s one sex toy firm whose name can cause flashbacks in the minds of the sexually liberated worldwide, sending their minds firmly into memories of earth-shattering orgasms, ruined bedsheets, and a rattling aftermath that leaves them forgetting their own name.
”Not only does this realistic pussy feel like you’ve got your love length balls deep in the cunny of your favorite pornstar, but it also harnesses AI technology to move in sync with the rhythm of the porn on your screen.”
That name is Lovense. A brand somewhat infamous for bringing the squirt-inducing Lush 3 G-spot vibrator to the world, it’s also a victim of its own success. You see, plenty of people are so captivated by the Lush 3 that they overlook the other toys in Lovense’s armory.
Yep, they remain blissfully unaware of the range of edgy and boundary-pushing male sex toys that have been seized upon by pleasure-hungry Gooners and used to ramp up their porn worship to levels they never thought possible.
Today, all of that comes to an end. Mommy Catherine is here to enlighten you on the vivid range of male sex toys from Lovense that are nothing short of dick-draining. Hold onto your fuck meat and prepare to have your Gooning sessions revolutionized, my darlings.
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The Kraken: One of the Cheapest Lovense Toys Around and Ideal For Newbies
Alright, we’ll start off with a tame toy here, but it’s going to get a lot wilder. If you’re on a budget or looking to take your venture into Lovense toys slowly, then the nautical-themed Kraken is a renowned Lovense toy with which to kick your journey off.
It’s an egg-shaped toy that is super soft and designed to engulf the tip of your fuck meat and unleash a wave of pleasure-inducing textures as you pump your way into porn-induced bliss for hours on end. Oh, and it runs at under $26 for a mighty pack of six, too.
Each variant of the Kraken brings its own unique pleasure to the Gooning party, and its badass-looking exterior also doubles as a non-slip grip that allows you to maintain control of your edge no matter how sloppy your Gooning sessions get.
Not only is this male Lovense toy cheap and beginner-friendly, but it’s also one of the most discreet and portable toys on the list and ideal for throwing in a bag and hitting the road. But if you’re looking for a dedicated pleasure machine for your dedicated Goon Cave, then keep reading!
The Solace Pro: A Lovense Toy That Syncs to Your Favorite Porn!
The partnership between AI and porn is something I’ve covered in depth before, and it’s now time to look at how Lovense has paired the two together to create the kind of male sex toys that Gooners have always dreamed of, like the Solace Pro!
On the surface, Lovense’s Solace Pro might look like your average male masturbator, but there’s much more under the hood than first appears. This potent little beast is hungry for fuck meat, and it can swallow up your Goon Stick and pump away at up to 300 strokes per minute!
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Not only does this realistic pussy feel like you’ve got your love length balls deep in the cunny of your favorite pornstar, but it also harnesses AI technology to move in sync with the rhythm of the porn on your screen. Yep, it’s as wild as it sounds!
Coming out of the box with a custom clamp device that affixes it to your Goon Station and lets you adjust it to a position that suits your lustful meat best, it can be left totally hands-free as it works your cock into the kind of sexual frenzy that’ll make your toes curl with sheer lust.
Yep, the Solace Pro drags you dick first into your favorite porn scenes, mimicking the sordid movements the stars make on your screen and making it feel as though your dick is being used as a stunt cock between the legs of elite-tier pornstars. The future is now, the future is porn!
Are You PIED? Then the Diamo Cock Ring is Gonna Be Up Your Alley
I know there are plenty of men out there who adore beating their sloppy meat for hours while basking in the sweet glow of hardcore porn. However, the reality is that not all dicks are capable of withstanding such intense porn sessions, and a dose of PIED can really ruin the fun.
But this is where Lovense is aiming to step in and try to save the day as they bring the app-controlled Diamo cock ring to the market. It’s a sex toy the firm promises can make your fuck meat longer, harder, and able to stand at attention for hours on end.
Whether you’re a solo Gooner looking to keep his fuck stick at full mast for a particularly intense Gooning session or a Pornosexual couple looking to fuck each other’s brains out in porn-fulled sex parties, this is a tool worth considering adding to your war chest of male sex toys.
One of the coolest features of the toy is that it’s sound-activated. This means it will automatically kick in when your moaning gets particularly intense, sending you over the edge. Otherwise, you can order into action via voice commands, giving you a hands-free Gooning experience.
If you’re the kind of Gooner who isn’t interested in anal play, then the Diamo is a great workaround because it stimulates the perineum without sliding into your ass. However, combine this cock ring with the Edge 2 prostate massager? Oh my, you’d better put a towel down!
The Edge 2: Is This Like the Lovense Lush For Men?
How many have you watched with glee as some sex-crazed cam slut slides one or more Lovense Lush vibrators up her cunny and is sent into the pits of pleasure with her toes curling, her eyes rolling, and her slit oozing with gush and craving the same experience for yourself?
If you thought Lovense was going to leave their male customer base in the dark, then you can think again. The notorious sex toy firm rolled out what many have deemed ‘’the Lovense Lush for men’’ in the form of the Edge 2 prostate massager.
As a woman who pioneered the Sissygasm, I’m a strong advocate for Gooners venturing into their back alleys and experiencing the kind of mind-bending and hours-long pleasure that stems from prostate orgasms; I find the Edge 2 a total game changer.
”Lovense might be best known for turning women into writhing, soaking-wet, and toe-curled messes of orgasmic fun, but their range of sex toys for men is equally as potent, albeit underrated in a lot of Gooning circles.”
Equipped with two powerful motors and a dedicated app, this is the future of prostate massagers rolled into one sleek package. Not only can you adjust the vibes down to the last detail, but it also has an adjustable P-spot section for you to hit the right spot every time.
If you like a Goonette to control your pleasure via remote control, this toy can make it happen thanks to the sleek app it comes with. Oh, and It’s also whisper quiet, although your prostate orgasm-induced moans might make that feature redundant. Have a look at it here.
The O.G Solace is a Stroker For Gamers and Live Cams Fans
We’ve already looked at the Solace Pro, but there’s another O.G. Solace device in the Lovense range of male sex toys that brings something totally different to the cum-soaked table, and it’s ideal for those who love to immerse themselves in wild porn games and live sex cams.
This Lovense Solace looks more like something that fell off the side of a UFO than a sex toy, and it’s ideal for those who love to add some sleek sci-fi aesthetics to their war chest of kinky devices.
Just like its successor, it also comes with a clamp that lets you affix it to your desk and get pumped silly hands-free. But it’s the syncing functions that really help the Solace stroker stand out, as it’s designed to sync to the actions of your favorite games and live streamers.
Whether you’re looking to make it feel like your dick is being used like the sex toy hammering the cunt of your favorite live cam girl or want to slide balls-deep into your wildest XXX games and experience your favorite characters milking your fuck meat, the Solace makes it happen!
This naughty little high-tech stroker takes two hours to charge, and that leaves it loaded with over 12 hours of playtime, making it perfect for those of you who love to Goon the night away to live cam sluts, as I do, for hours on end!
Is It Time To Give Your Palm a Rest and Let Lovense Take Control?
There was once an era when a Gooner’s greatest option was a spit-covered Miss Palm and her five lovely sisters. But, oh my, how things have changed! Brands like Lovense have been the tip of the spear in Gooning technology, and these featured male sex toys are living proof of it!
Lovense might be best known for turning women into writhing, soaking-wet, and toe-curled messes of orgasmic fun, but their range of sex toys for men is equally as potent, albeit underrated in a lot of Gooning circles.
Whether you’re looking for a compact, discreet, and easy-to-transport sex toy like The Kraken or want to beef up your Goon Cave with a high-tech male masturbator that can sync to the perverted filth booming from your porn screens, Lovense’s male sex toys have you covered!
Have you used any of the toys on this list to advance your Gooning sessions? If so, perhaps you can drop some field reports and tips for your other Gooners to take advantage of. If so, slide into the comments below because we want to hear from you!
