Whenever I admit that I’m a female Goonette who enjoys mutual masturbating with guys, people are often naturally surprised. Luckily for you, I decided to confess my sordid reasons behind it.
For the past seven or so years, I’ve been travelling across Europe with my job. On the side, I’ve been exploring all manner of legal sexual kinks, fetishes, and perversions around the continent in what I consider a journey into whoredom.
From creampie gangbangs in Hungary to orgies in German porn cinemas, there are not many things I haven’t tried. But during the lockdown, it all came to a grinding halt. This forced me to seek new thrills, albeit remotely, with fellow kinksters online.
“I’m very visually stimulated. So seeing a cock ooze pre-cum next to me is just divine. I could stare for hours at a lubed up hand sliding over a throbbing member.”
I’ve always been a porn fanatic. My thirst for pornography is insatiable. So over the years, I became invested in the pornstars and aesthetic of various productions. It was only in 2020, through my own blog and sites like Reddit, that I discovered the like-minded community of Gooners.
From discussing our favourite porn to mutual masturbating online, it was a saviour during the tough isolation months. But as the situation improved and when it was safe to do so, I took my mutual masturbation journey offline and began enjoying real Gooning sessions with fellow porn fanatics.
Today, my dear readers, I want to share with you the five main reasons why I do what I do and how I do it. From enhanced orgasms to sheer humiliation, there are a lot of kinky twists to my bate sessions. Now sit back, relax, and prepare to indulge in some true debauchery.
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About my mutual masturbation clubs
Before we get stuck in, here’s a little insight into my mutual masturbating and Gooning clubs. To find like-minded porn addicts, I’ll hop on well-established sex hookup sites like Adult Friend Finder to source my casual masturbation partners.
After a bit of vetting and usually a social drink beforehand, I’ll invite bate buddies to my place. In my central Belfast apartment, I have a themed sex room that is designed in the theme of a sleazy retro whorehouse. Think neon-lit red walls and a welcoming atmosphere of sexual pleasure.
Generally, I will find guys through mutual masturbation forums (like Bateworld) or I am contacted by them through my website. I’ll discuss their likes and interests as well as the kind of bate session they’re interested in. Some involve no touching at all, others quite the opposite.
The bate sessions can range from casual and fun to sordid and humiliating. It all depends on my bate buddy’s interests and my sexual mood of that day. But without further ado, let’s slide right into them!
I adore being watched
Let’s start off tame. The first session I often partake in is your standard mutual masturbation session. This will involve me and my bate buddy/buddies sitting side by side or near each other. Usually, touching each other is not allowed.
I’ll play mine or his favourite porn and we’ll indulge in a prolonged edging session. I have a huge exhibitionism fetish, so inviting guys around to my apartment to masturbate next to each other really sends me wild.
I adore feeling their eyes divert from the smut on the screen to my leaking slit. I like moaning louder than the iconic porn stars on screen. But the cherry on the cake? Being given more attention than the high-quality pornography playing around us.
I’m very visually stimulated. So seeing a delicious cock ooze pre-cum next to me is just divine. I could stare for hours at a lubed up hand sliding over a throbbing member and it makes my edging experience so much more intense.
Expanding my porn horizons with new people
Being a porn enthusiast is a lot of fun. But the downside is that it’s a hobby you can’t talk to most people about. After all, it’s not exactly fishing or trainspotting! So being in the presence of other porn lovers is a major turn on for me. It’s like I turn my own house into a mini porn convention each time I host them.
I particularly enjoy watching the favourite porn of my bate buddies or showing them mine as we discuss what we like most about it. The highlight is that we’re tending to our lusty genitals in the process!
“Whether it’s spitting in their mouth throughout the session or snowballing cum into their mouth when my lover has finished. Nobody leaves my sex room with an empty stomach…”
Porn addicted Gooners have been some of the most intensely passionate people I’ve ever met when it comes to discussing their smutty interests. That’s something I adore and the feeling of revelling in such kinky porn so openly is a major source of happiness for me.
In doing so, I’ve found mutual masturbation sessions with men have expanded my porn horizons massively. Men can also be a bastion of masturbation advice, so I often like to try out their tips on edging. Provided they’re transferable to a pussy, of course!
The anonymous type of bate buddies meet
Next up is a mutual masturbation session that I find is perfect for first-timers. It involves me masturbating in my room, with them watching from a distance or obscured from view. Some can also choose to remain anonymous, entering and leaving without me ever seeing their face.
I do love putting on a show knowing I’m being watched from the shadows by a horny male pumping his fuck stick. Hearing them gasp in pleasure as I moan and squirt is particularly intense.
The background sound from them is equally erotic. Hearing a slippery fist pump a hard cock combined with heavy breathing, all in dedication to your masturbating body, is an experience I think more open-minded girls should feel.
Of course, the biggest prize is hearing them lose control and empty their balls from their sordid lair in my own house. I’ll often scoop up their spunk afterwards and use it as a form of taboo lube to masturbate further with or simply smear it all over my body as I seek out my next orgasm.
The pussy and cock edging competition
What is life without a bit of healthy competition? I know how competitive men can get, and I do love beating them for their own pleasure. This type of mutual masturbation will see me put porn on various screens and start edging together.
The aim of the competition is to see who can edge their cock the longest. Of course, this type of cock edging bonanza doesn’t have to be between two. The more the merrier! I once managed to get seven people (me, another girl, and five guys) together for an edging tournament on a Friday night.
After a lot of friendly talk about our favourite porn, we got stuck into the test. Whoever came first had to lick up the load of the next person. It was a masturbation experience I’ll never forget!
The pleasure can be indescribable
It may sound hard to believe for newbies to Gooning and mutual masturbation, but the pleasure of such a session can be more intense than sex. Whether it’s a poppers-fuelled porn session or a voyeuristic experience, you end up pushing your pleasure to new levels in the presence of like-minded people.
From rubbing my clit into oblivion to the sight of a cock that is slick with pre-cum to going head to head (quite literally) with other guys as we test out our edging skills, the level of pleasure gained from mutual masturbation with guys is just mind-blowing.
And of course, mutual masturbation doesn’t mean I’ve relegated to sex toys o my fingers. Some Gooners adore being humiliated by being made to watch me get impaled on an Alpha Male cock. Providing this sight is something I’m only too happy to oblige.
The humiliated Gooner experience in my mutual masturbating club
And last but by no means not least is a particular favourite of mine. This is reserved for those who adore the humiliation aspect of Gooning. The porn piggies if you will. However, I ensure the porn is all too real for them.
This type of meeting will see me invite a non-Gooning FWB over to fuck me senseless. But in the corner watching us will be one of my bate buddies. He can do nothing but sit and stare whilst he edges his cock to the sight of another man defiling all of my holes.
Throughout the scenario, and with his consent, I’ll hurl verbal abuse across the room. He’ll call me his ”porn mommy” as I call him a pathetic Goon pig and insult his masculinity in a variety of deviant ways.
If he manages to make it all the way through the session without cumming, and I’m feeling generous, I’ll feed him the taste of my slit off my fingers then send him home with blue balls.
Of course, observing all of this steamy behaviour can be thirsty work. I always make sure my degraded Gooners are well hydrated throughout. Whether it’s spitting in their mouth throughout the session or snowballing cum into their mouth when my lover has finished. Nobody leaves my sex room with an empty stomach…
In summary? Start making bate buddies!
To round off, I wrote this piece to explain where a woman fits into the world of mutual masturbation with men. From humiliating submissive Gooners to exploring new boundaries of sexual edging, I am so grateful to have discovered this kink through the lockdown.
Mutual masturbation, whether it involves penetrative sex or not, can be incredibly rewarding in its own way. The very casual and social nature of it can bring a whole new perspective on sexual liaisons and lead to an experience you won’t forget.
If you’re keen to begin your own Gooning journey but don’t know where to start, then fear not. As always, this sordid little whore has you covered. I recently penned a dedicated guide to Gooning that contains everything you need to know in order to get started!
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I was fucking my fist just reading this. I absolutely love masturbating and porn. I was glad when I learnt the term “pornosexual” because it described me well but it’s especially tricky to discover like-minded people. I’m from the Republic as well so you might know what I mean that Ireland is still a bit close-minded about such things. It would be a dream to someday make it up to your northern goon cave of wonders!
Have yous cum across a goonett who goons while husband is in the house,example in the shower. Asleep ect. And he has no idea she is online filming herself with her phone camera
Sometimes in Pattaya I will hire 3 or 4 cheap whores to sit the room and play on their phones while I pump off to hard porn for hours
Love it! I’m working on an article about Gooning in Thailand, so I’ll drop you an email x