The Top Secret Guide to Pornosexual Terminology (Top 10)

Before I became more active on Twitter, I thought I was amongst a minority of porn Gooners and Goonettes. Little did I know that there are thousands of proud Pornosexual Gooners out there who aren’t shy about publicly exhibiting their love for pornography.

I’m proud to say that I received a warm welcome from the Gooning community and have since developed friendships with a wide range of porn piggies, porn mommies, and other Goon Fuel connoisseurs.

But if you’re not familiar with this pornosexual subculture, you’re probably asking yourself: “Catherine, what on earth do all these terms even mean?”. And no wonder. Gooning is undoubtedly a niche corner of porn.

Initially tweeted by Catherine Duffy 🇮🇪 (@whoreuro) on January 11, 2022.

Luckily for you, the niche corners of kink are my speciality. I recently published an in-depth article on Gooning porn and how to get into it properly. Today, I’m going to delve even deeper into depravity.

Together, we’re going to explore ten pornosexual terms that you need to know to navigate the porn addict Goon community properly. We’ll be keeping it simple and easy to follow as we explore stuff like:

  • What the difference between Goon Fuel and Bate Fuel is.
  • Exactly what it means when you hear a dribbling Gooner scream ”nnnggghhh!”
  • The definition of everything from a ”Porn Mommy” to a ”Hand Pussy”.

So whether you’re a hardened Gooner/Goonette or a nervous porn piggy just getting into the porn addict Goon world, I guarantee you’ll leave this article a little wiser and expand your sordid vocabulary. Now, let’s begin!

10Porn piggy: Self-derogatory term for Gooner or Goonette

Porn destroys your brain

Gooners and Goonettes often use Porn Piggy to describe themselves in an enjoyable but humiliating style. This is a proud porn addict whose main hobby consists of intense masturbation to a plethora of porn.

The term Porn Piggy symbolizes one’s devotion or enslavement to the porn goddesses on screen. The mere sight of a leaking slit or oiled-up tits is enough to trigger them into a masturbation frenzy.

The term Porn Piggy can be adapted by Gooner’s depending on their specific kinks. For example, Pornosexuals who are constantly triggered by oiled-up and oversized Pornstar asses as sometimes called ”Ass Piggies”.

But of course, such a group of passionate porn addicts needs someone to rule over them and keep them fuelled. It’s here where the crucial role of a Porn Mommy comes in.

9Porn Mommy

Giant porn tits and Gooner caption

One of my favourite aspects of the Gooning world is the Porn Mommy. Why? Because I identify as one myself. A Porn Mommy is a dominant female often stereotypical of the porn industry.

We’re talking giant breasts, huge asses, and oiled up skin that makes you want to drool. They’re often featured in heavily edited GIFs and images that encourage Porn Piggies to worship them and consume as much of their porn as possible.

A Porn Mommy can be any pornstar or adult model that a Gooner desires. But some of the most common are the likes of Angela White, Adrianna Chechik, or Jasmine Jae. A good Gooner pumps his Goon stick to pay tribute to such Goddesses.

8Goon stick

You’ve probably guessed what a Goon Stick is already. It’s a Pornosexual term to refer to a porn addict’s cock. Mainly because its primary purpose now is to be an outlet of pleasure in the world of porn.

However, real porn addicts won’t masturbate in the conventional way you might be used to. Jacking off for five minutes and blowing their load isn’t in their nature. Instead, they opt for the pump and edge strategy.

7Pump and edge

Oiled up pussy

Pumping is Pornosexual slang used to refer to the act of masturbating. The more dedicated will use a range of sexual lubricants to keep their cock from getting sore. One of the main goals of Gooning is to edge as long as possible.

Edging is the act of masturbating until you are on the cusp of orgasm but pulling back before you cum. If done repeatedly, it can result in a spectacular type of orgasmic euphoria that all Gooners crave.

In many Gooning circles, the act of losing the edge and cumming is seen as a source of shame as it means you have let down the porn Godesses you crave and admire. Instead, the goal is to keep pumping to them as long as possible to maintain your edging state.

6Hand pussy

Fuck your hand pussy for Porn Mommy

The term hand pussy is often seen in various Gooner porn material shared around. It refers to a Gooners hand to symbolize that it’s as close to a real pussy as he will ever get.

Why? Because everybody knows that true porno addicts devote their pump stick to porn. They become so entranced by it that the prospect of real pussy can sometimes become a distant memory in the intensity of their journey.

A hardcore pornosexual will go one humiliating step further and often by a licensed Fleshlight replica of their favourite pornstar’s pussy. From Reilly Reid to Adriana Chechik, the list is snowballing.

5”Nnngggghhhh” and ”Oink Oink”

Pornosexual captions

These sounds can often be heard coming from a squealing Gooner or Goonette. They symbolize the peak of porn addict ecstasy and act as a humiliating outlet for Porn Piggies to release their pent up sexual frenzy.

When one reaches this status, it’s usually because they’ve received so much dopamine from an intense intake of porn that they’re going over the edge. This is often referred to as ”Porn Drunk” or ”Cum Drunk”.

4The difference between a Goon Cave and a Goon club

Goon Cave and fleshlight

The Pornosexual existence is by no means a solitary one. It’s very social, which can be surprising for outsiders. Goon Clubs, where groups of porn addicts get together and pump to their favourite porn, exist both online and in person.

I recently revealed how I have my own Goonette Club in Belfast, where I regularly invite fellow porn addicts to discuss our favourite porn before enjoying it together in often intense mutual masturbation sessions. You can read about that here.

In the wake of the lockdown, several online Goon Clubs sprung up everywhere. Often held in places like Discord, it sees international Gooners gather to pump together in a positive community environment.

“The mere sight of a leaking slit or oiled-up tits is enough to trigger pornosexuals into a masturbation frenzy.”

But for solo sessions, many Pornosexuals have created a Goon Cave for themselves. This place is generally a private room decked out with porn paraphernalia ranging from used pleaser heels to posters of one’s favourite pornstars.

The centrepiece is naturally a large TV or computer monitor to enjoy porn in all of its glory. Some Caves are fitted out with multiple televisions or PC monitors to absorb as much porn as possible in one sitting.

3Titty Tuesday

Worship porn and gooner captions

Titty Tuesday does what it says on the tin. It’s a day of the week dedicated to the glorious realm of porn tits. Across various Pornosexual circles, community members will actively share as much tit focused smut as possible.

Whilst Titty Tuesday is the most well-known, there are other dedicated days. Stuff like MILF Monday, Fisting Friday etc., all dedicated to various hardcore smut that pornography offers.

The theme is mainly around large, bouncy, or oversized tits glazed in cum or oil. The overall goal is to trigger each other back into a masturbation session. Overall, it’s a great day of the week!

2Bate fuel and Goon Fuel

Lose yourself to porn, gooner

These two terms are used to refer to different kinds of porn that are targeted at Gooners. However, they can often differ wildly.

Bate Fuel, for example, can be softcore porn or scantily clad tits. The aim is to make Gooners lose control with little effort to highlight how weak they are for porn. If they cave, they’ll then seek out Goon Fuel.

The latter is hardcore porn in a wealth of varieties. This is the bread and butter of a Gooning session and acts as ”fuel” to keep a porn addict pumping and edging.

1Pussy free

Pussy Free is a lifestyle choice reserved for only the most dedicated of Pornosexuals. It involves porn addicts taking a pledge that their cock is dedicated solely to worship on-screen porn sluts.

This is a consensual form of humiliation and orgasm denial that many Gooners love. But it’s not for everyone and is not a must to get involved. Virtual porn can, of course, be enjoyed alongside physical sex.

Conclusion & safety warning

The life of a pornosexual can be a tremendously rewarding one. This article has covered the primary language used by Gooners so that you can interact with the welcoming porn addict community appropriately and embrace your dedication to porn.

But no rewarding lifestyle comes without a price. Gooning to porn should be done responsibly. If not, it can lead to adverse effects on a person’s lifestyle. I adore being a Goonette as it’s a consensual form of sexual pleasure.

But this is only because I maintain an everyday life alongside my porn addiction. Of course, a large part of Gooning centres around fetishizing porn addiction. But it should never impact your non-consenting family or friends.

Real addiction can be incredibly harmful. If you feel that porn or the Gooning lifestyle is damaging your mental health or harming your life, then there are several resources available that are designed to help with porn addiction.

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