We all love a bit of porn. Or at least, you and I love a bit of porn, because here I am writing about it and here you are reading about it.
And while the porn we know and love is always good for a ham shank (Dick van Dykish for ‘jerk off’), sometimes you can get to a point where you’re almost sick of the stuff that you know turns you on. Sometimes you want something a little more random.
”early research returned such out-there results as some Japanese chick getting railroaded, a ‘stepmom on heat’ (there is no escaping some things), and a vintage piece of porn history starring someone who looked like Britney Spears.”
As you probably know, fellow purveyor of pornographic materials, it’s impossible for a machine to make something truly random. However, that’s not to say we haven’t come up with algorithms that are as good as. And it was only a matter of time until something applied such algorithms to the one thing that everything gets applied to sooner or later – the wonderful world of pornography.
Which brings us to the topic of this article – the very best porn randomizers out there. For when you absolutely, positively got to yank your crank to something you’ve never seen before, you can’t beat the following porn randomizer sites.
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Play Porn Roulette With Porn-randomizer.com
If we’re going to look at porn randomizer sites, we might as well start with one that wears its heart on its sleeve with a to-the-point title: porn-randomizer.com.
No messing about with this one – it’s a porn site that has a big prominent dice button that promises to give you a random video.
And that’s exactly what it does – early research returned such out-there results as some Japanese chick getting railroaded, a ‘stepmom on heat’ (there is no escaping some things), and a vintage piece of porn history starring someone who looked like Britney Spears.
If you’re not a fan of completely random videos, then you’ve taken a wrong turn, bub, but that’s OK – porn-randomizer.com is here to cater to your fickle whimsies.
You can apply some categories, for instance ‘straight’ or ‘gay’, and there is a search function if you’d like, say, a hot slice of ebony porn (but, y’know. Random).
”It means that you can generate a random set of rules for your next wank. This might involve rules for cumming (‘hold it in your mouth for 30 seconds, then rub it into your asshole’) or the position you need to jerk off in.”
Porn-randomizer is true to its name (unless you’re chicken) and will trot out a completely random bit of porn for you. What more could you ask for?
Well, since we’re critiquing, you could ask for slightly less in the way of ads, which are pretty ubiquitous on the site. Banner ads are obviously there, as is standard, but you’ll also have to deal with stealth ads nestled in the ‘also recommended’ section below each video.
Other than this, though, porn-randomizer is one of the best, uh, porn randomizers out there. Load it up and enjoy.
Faproulette is a Great Way to Find a Random Porn Site
If, like me, you thought Fap Roulette was a site where random middle-aged dudes jerk off in the vain hope of running into someone who’s not a middle-aged dude jerking off, then you’ll be happy to be disabused of that notion. You’re thinking of Chat Roulette.
Fap Roulette is far more wholesome and straightforward than that – it’s a porn randomizer. But more than that, it’s also a fap randomizer. The clue’s sorta in the name.
What does that mean? In essence, it means that you can generate a random set of rules for your next wank. This might involve rules for cumming (‘hold it in your mouth for 30 seconds, then rub it into your asshole’) or the position you need to jerk off in.
When paired with the random video generator (which, I can confirm, is very random and might be a bit gay even), the fap roulette feature makes for a truly adventurous foray into visiting Madame Palm and her five (step)daughters.
Pornhub.com is a Mainstream Way to Get Random Porn
Yes, even the heaviest hitters in the porn world are getting in on the randomization game. One such heavy hitter is a site that needs precious little introduction (but that I’m going to introduce anyway because we’ve got an article to write here, people) is Pornhub.
You all know and love Pornhub. What you might not know about (but will definitely love) is its ‘random video’ feature, which is exactly what it sounds like. Click it and you’ll end up with a random video. It’s that simple.
While I can make no bones about the actual random nature of the video, I have to say that PornHub ain’t quite as good as a dedicated randomization website. This is because the ‘random video’ category is kinda tucked away under the ‘videos’ tab at the top, meaning that it’s a chore to choose another random video if you’re not happy with the service provided.
Unlike the abovementioned sites, which allow you to quickly cycle through videos, this makes PornHub’s random video feature a bit of a pain to use. However, it’s PornHub, which is much like pizza. Hot or cold, it’s all good, baby. This analogy has fallen apart a little. Whatever, go watch some random porn on PornHub, you pervert.
Pornmd.com is an Easy to Use Porn Randomizer
Another non-specialized randomizer site that nevertheless dips its toes into the random porn video subcategory, pornmd.com not only offers truly random videos, but it also does it better than PornHub.
How is this, you might ask? Simply put: it’s all about ease of use. Next to their regular search bar, the inventive minds behind pornmd.com have a dice you can click for a completely random search term. It’s important to point out that this is not a random video; it just generates a search term and a page of results, meaning you still have to pick something.
While this is not truly random, then, it’s still better than PornHub’s lackluster offering. Take from that what you will.
Pornmaki.com is a Lesser Known Random Porn Generator
Pornmaki.com is one of those serviceable yet lesser-known porn sites that just sorta exists, even though everyone goes to PornHub or Xvideos. I don’t know, I guess there must be some money in it or why bother?
Pornmaki also features a random video button, much like our previous two entries. It’s sorta a cross between Pornmd.com and PornHub – it returns a page of random results when you hit the button, rather than generating results from a random search term or just showing you a video.
Somewhat disconcertingly, I noticed that you get the same page of search results each time you hit the ‘random video’ button. This makes me question whether or not the results are truly random and also answered some questions I had about why PornHub is a household name and PornMaki is not.
Now, Are You Prepared to Get Balls-Deep in a Random Porno?
And there we have it – five porn randomizers that, randomly enough, all bring very different things to the randomization table.
If you want a truly random experience, porn-randomizer.com or faproulette.com are sure to satisfy your every desire.
If you’d like a little more structure to your randomness (which, OK, weirdo), then you should check out some of the more traditional sites that offer randomization options.
Either way, happy fapping!
