‘’You cheap fuckin’ whore!’’ grunted the old man sliding his hand up my miniskirt, ‘’You knew what you were doing coming in here dressed like that, didn’t you? Now, spread those thighs!’’
He was right. The fact that my cunt flashed everyone in this seedy British bar whenever I bent over was no accident. I was advertising my free-use cunt for all of them to take advantage of.
I get a massive thrill from seeing men eyeing me up like a piece of porn meat, and I indulge in an array of slutty outfits to entice them even further.
”The combination of sperm-white and cunt-pink is one that’s tried and tested by me and one I adore wearing on casual dates when I am looking to let a man cum inside me.”
And you don’t have to guess hard to discover where most of my inspiration comes from. Yep, I always look to porn to keep my perverted imagination running like a well-lubed sex-machine.
You see, I know how to dress classy, but I also know how to dress like a slut. Today, I’m going to share some of my most audacious slutty outfit ideas with you. Ready?
Table of Contents
Panties, if You Even Wear Any, Should Abide By the 50% Rule
I know, I know. You’re probably thinking, ‘’Damn! A piece of walking fuck meat like Catherine actually wears panties?’’ Well, it’s true, I sometimes do, but it’s not without good reason.
Honestly, feeling your cunt flow down your exposed thighs while wearing a short skirt isn’t always practical, and sometimes I need a pair of panties to at least soak up some of it.
But when I do wear panties, I always abide by the 50% rule: Your asshole and cunt meat should always be at least 50% visible around the fabric, or you need to drop down a size.
Aside from the practical side of soaking up your slit juice, let’s be honest with ourselves and admit that panties are merely a decor to accompany your fuck holes.
Act Like a Silly Little Goon Whore and Wear a See-Through Outfit
‘’What… What do you mean you can see my tits?’’ You ask doe-eyed, pretending you didn’t purposely choose this slutty attire to seduce any man that glances in your direction.
I adore discreetly see-through outfits that push the boundaries of public nudity. I’ll go for black sheer material that, when the light hits it right, gives passersby an X-ray vision of my nude body.
But what makes my clit tingle the most is feigning innocence and pretending I’m completely unaware that random men can see my slit and tits and are leaking down their thighs at the sight.
At the supermarket, on vacation, or dining out at restaurants, I always ensure I have some see-through outfits to let the world see a 70% preview of my naked slutty body underneath.
Denim Shorts and a Loose Vest
Now, let’s go old school and turn you into a nasty little whore who looks perfect for hitchhiking on the side of the road on a hot summer’s day.
It’s time for the classic denim shorts and loose vest combo! And I’m not just talking about any old denim shorts; they should be the ones that ride up the crack of your ass!
As a rule, the shorts should leave 50% of your asscheeks showing so that anyone who looks at your behind can assess whether you’re worthy of bending over and fucking.
Topping this off is a loose-fitting vest that leaves little to the imagination. Anybody standing to the side of you should be able to sneak a peek inside and catch your bra-less titties on display!
The Folding Trick When Wearing a Slutty Pleated Miniskirt
Back in my university days, I had a part-time job as a waitress. Fuck me, it was crap! Still, the tips were good, but that was only because of a trick I figured out with the work uniform.
The restaurant issued its waitresses with pleated skirts that were way too long for my liking. I’d slyly roll up the waistband on them to remove a few inches, leaving my thighs and ass on show.
I used to love hearing shit like ‘’You’ve had your eyes on that skank’s ass all night, you cunt!’’ from glaring wives or, ‘’Tip her properly! Her service was great!’’ from seduced older men.
I actually ambushed the former husband on his way back from the toilet and sucked his cock in the maintenance cupboard, draining his balls in minutes and sending him back to his wife.
I hoped she liked the scent of a ‘’little skank’s’’ deepthroat spit on her husband’s cock when she got home!
So, yeah, the pleated miniskirt can lure men in like bees to honey, especially when you roll up the waistband to make it look extra slutty. Give this slutty outfit a try, and you won’t regret it!
Sleazy Velour Tracksuits Can Keep a Slut Warm on a Cold Night
A lot of the slutty outfit ideas in this guide aren’t ideal for winter, and we’re not always fortunate enough to have a man grinding his fuck meat into our slits 24/7. This is where velour comes in.
Oh, how I love the sight of a trashy Chav girl with a half-zipped velour tracksuit showing off her cleavage. It’s the pinnacle of slutty and a surefire way to make men’s cocks harden.
Opt for black velour if you want to maintain some form of class. If, on the other hand, you want to advertise your free-use status for all to see, then pussy pink velour is the way to go.
The tighter, the better. Your velour tracksuit bottoms should hug the crotch and let the shape of your cunt shine through, whereas the top should be zipped down to reveal 50% of your milkers.
Another top tip for velour is to slap your hand on your ass as soon as you put the tracksuit on. This lets people know that you’ve already been spanked like a piece of free-use livestock.
A Slutty Choker Can Be Like a Black Belt in Sucking Cock
While a girl wearing a choker doesn’t instantly mean she is a slut, there’s a long history of sexual connotations associated with the jewelry ranging from female submission to prostitution.
But when you combine a choker with some of the other slutty outfit ideas on this list, most people will have zero doubts as to what kind of a woman you are: a whore!
Some see it as a sign that you like taking it up the ass, others view it like a black belt in blowjobs, and there are those who think it means you love being tied up in bondage.
However, if you’re looking to sidestep all of the connotations and cut to the chase, there are even custom chokers that can be emblazoned with pretty much anything you like.
From Bimbo and cumslut to sperm pig and my esteemed Whoreuro choker, there are few limits to the kind of custom chokers you can choose to adorn your slutty throat with.
The ‘’Cum Inside Me’’ Color Combo For Dedicated Cumsluts
Colors can play a vital role in how you perceive porn, and there’s a good reason for taking notes when it comes to orgasm-inducing color schemes in the slutty outfit you choose to wear.
The combination of sperm-white and cunt-pink is one that’s tried and tested by me and one I adore wearing on casual dates when I am looking to let a man cum inside me.
I opt for pussy-pink below the waist, be it a slutty miniskirt or stockings, and a revealing sperm-white top above. It never fails to implant breeding thoughts in a man’s head.
You can also top it off with a pair of knee-high ankle socks topped off with a pink ribbon at the top. Imagine those wrapped around your lover’s back as you grunt, ‘’Breed that cheap cunt!’’
The International Banner of a Snow Bunny
And sperm white and pussy pink is from from the only porn color to add to your slutty wardrobe.
If you’ve read some of my infamous interracial sex stories, then you’ll know that one of my all-time favorites is a classic black-and-white combo. AKA the Snowbunny’s banner!
For above the waist, go with an ice-white top that hugs your porn-fit figure and lets Alpha black men know you’re suitable for breeding.
Below the waist, wear an ass-hugging black miniskirt, a pair of suspenders bridging the thigh to the upper knee, and round off with sleek black stockings that make your legs look irresistible.
Dressing like this is enough to seduce any man to his knees and provide him with a guided path to the dripping-cunt sitting between your stocking-clad thighs.
Oh, it’s such a fuckin’ classic, whether you class yourself as a BBC-obsessed Snowbunny or not!
Discreet Slutty Accessories
‘’I like your necklace,’’ said the 19-year-old barista admiring my cumslut pendant as I was about to board a train to London, ‘’Is it true?’’
He found out the answer when I invited him to join me in the public toilets and fuck my bareback cunt. Thankfully, he spunked within five minutes, or I would have missed my train!
If you’ve read my Hotwife Anklet article, which you can find here, you’ll know I adore the kind of discrete sex jewelry that marks out your perversions to like-minded folks who are looking for it.
- Slutty Jewelry – Whether it’s a cumslut pendant, a Queen of Spades bracelet, or a necklace with a padlock key to a cuckold’s chastity cage on it, there’s lots of slutty jewelry you can wear that will trigger the lust of those who are open-minded enough to spot it.
- Nipple Piercings – I don’t like to judge, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that if you have two nipple bars sticking through your top, you’re a kinky little bitch, and I’ll likely love ruining you in bed. Oh, and a lot of other people on the street will think the same!
- Temporary Tattoos – As much as I adore porn whores who dedicate themselves to a permanent slutty tattoo, it’s a big decision. Luckily, though, there are tonnes of temporary tattoos you can adorn your body with to mark out your kinks and fetishes to the public.
The key to these slutty accessories is discretion. They should only be visible to people when they’re up close and personal. Trust me; it’s a lot of fun!
Pleaser Heels Are the Foundation of Dressing Like a Slut
When I asked a blonde trophy wife whose tits seemed to arrive minutes before the rest of her body what the key to being a Bimbo was, she said that my heels should be longer than my IQ.
It’s a message I’ve taken on board, and over the years, I’ve trained myself to wear the kind of pleaser heels that are longer than some men’s cocks. Now, I suggest you do the same!
When hot-blooded men hear the click-clack of your heels approaching and turn around to see your cute feet wrapped in fuck me heels, you’ll cause their cocks to stiffen in seconds!
But, remember, I’m an advocate of safe Gooning practices. So, start off slowly and work your way up because jumping into extremely high heels too fast can result in injury.
Now You Know the Foundations of Slut Wear, It’s Time to Dress Like Your Favorite Porn Whore!
Whether you choose to go public and dress to seduce in the street or are simply looking for new outfits to wear while you Goon to Porn at home, I hope this slutty outfits guide has been of help!
But this list is nowhere near complete, and I’d love to hear some filthy ideas from my beloved readers about what you love to see porn-fuelled whores wearing.
So, if you have some slutty outfit ideas of your own, then drop a comment below, and you might just see it being added to part II of this list. I’m waiting to hear from you!
