Top 6 Wildest Things Seen at a Whoreuro Gooning Party

Over the past few years, I’ve been holding regular Gooning party events that have drawn male, female, and trans Pornosexuals into my home for a prolonged session of debauchery.

The events have developed a reputation for some of the most debauched filth there is and have seen Gooners and Goonettes come from as far afield as the U.S. and Brazil to attend.

It’s hard to describe just how debauched these Gooning party events are, so I asked some former attendees to tell me the wildest things ever seen at my parties.

From snorting lines of cum to the infamous “Meeting of the Roses”, this is a no-holds-barred insight into the bowels of a Pornosexual Gooning party and is not for the easily offended.

The Meeting of the Roses

The part had been going on for over nine hours by the time I arrived, but I caught one of the filthiest sights that would stick with me forever.

The party’s hostess, Catherine, had been taking Gooner cock in her ass from the beginning of the event, and it was now a prolapsed mess that would rosebud every time she squirted.

Catherine seemed beyond proud of this and was relentlessly making herself cum to make herself tense up and push the monstrosity coming out of her asshole to the limit.

But Catherine wasn’t the only one with a penchant for being mercilessly fucked in the ass that day.

Nearby was a far younger female Goonette, whose name was Courtney if I remember right. She must have been no older than 19, but her ass was already an absolute disgrace.

Granted, it was nowhere near the level of Catherine’s, but to be sporting a prolapsed ass at 19 was insane to me. But my shock was nowhere near finished when I saw what came next.

As Courtney pushed her ass in the air, she tensed up and pushed out a red rose prolapse, only for Catherine to squat over her and do the same, except Catherine’s ass was leaking cum.

“Mmmmm, fuck yeah! I love a Goonette cocktail!” Catherine grunted in between slurps, “who wants to share the next mouthful with me?”

The debauched white cocktail poured out from rosebud to the other before Catherine lowered herself down and ground her prolapsed ass into the 19-year-old whore below her.

To finish off, Catherine buried her face in Courtney’s prolapsed ass, pushing the second-hand cum inside with her long tongue before slurping it out again.

The other Gooner attendees went absolutely fucking wild at the sight, and I was left with my jaw agape at the sheer level of debauchery I’d just walked into.

Snorting a Line of Cum

The party had been going on for about eleven hours at this point, and the energy in the room was clearly beginning to sap.

A lot of the guys and girls present were clearly porn drunk, including Catherine. Noticing the dip in energy, she perked herself up and decided on a plan to energize herself.

“Right, I need someone to empty their balls on the table!” Catherine barked, “who’s it going to be?”

An exhausted-looking Gooner stepped up to the plate and lazily began jerking his erect cock as Catherine rolled up a £20 note with her hands and used her mouth to caress his bulbous cock head.

Within a minute, he moaned his way to orgasm and pumped a three-day load of cum all over the jet-black table in the middle of Catherine’s infamous sex room.

“ohh, good fuckin’ boy!” Catherine said seedily before picking up a vintage porn playing card and scraping the hot white cum into a crooked line along the table.

Using the rolled-up banknote, she snorted the entire line of cum straight into her brain as her Gooner attendees looked on in shock. It was like a drug and sent Catherine into a frenzy.

She began to choke herself on any cocks within grabbing distance and became emotional, begging men to fuck her with tears in her eyes.

Despite the intensely long day that had proceeded the cum snorting, the entire scene re-energized the Gooners, and Catherine got the brutal dicking she was begging for.

An Anal Cocktail at the “Dumping Ground”

“If anyone gets the need to piss, spit, or empty their balls, the dumping ground is in the corner!” Catherine shouted, pointing to her submissive Goonette friend who was lying awkwardly with her dilator-stuffed asshole in the air.

The pink anal dilator gaped this girl’s asshole open and allowed men to use it as they wished. Over the course of an hour, she became a human toilet and spunk depository for over 9 Gooner males.

By the end, she was overflowing with sordid fluids of sin, and nobody knew where Catherine was going with this until she came in with cocktail umbrellas and a drinking straw.

Without a moment’s hesitation, Catherine inserted the accessories into her friend and slurped up the sordid mess from the depths of her bowls with nymphomaniac moans.

“Mmmmm, fuck yeah! I love a Goonette cocktail!” Catherine grunted in between slurps, “who wants to share the next mouthful with me?”

Four Gooners nearly fought each other to stand closer to Catherine, and she promptly shared the mixture mouth-to-mouth with each other them.

Any spillage dropped down onto the weary body of the Goonette below, who was rubbing her pussy to orgasm throughout the perverse ordeal.

The Human Goon Stools

One of the wildest things I’ve seen at a Whoreuro Gooning party was the addition of two Goon Stools (male and female) who submissively lay on their backs for attendees to sit on their faces as they watched porn.

Sexual orientation went out of the window pretty fast, and male and female attendees made full use of their willing tongues.

With a woman’s tongue firmly up his ass, one Gooner lost his edge and spurted his load al over her toned stomach, prompting Catherine to come over and lick her clean.

These two had nerves of steel and performed their duties for hours on end. No matter how sweaty and cum-stained the crotches of the Gooner attendees were, they were always on hand to tongue them deep when they sat on their faces.

As a reward, Catherine kissed them both deeply in a sloppy spit-swapping session that hypnotized us all before stating, “fuck! I adore the taste of Gooner ass!”

Felching a Surprise Attendee

On a Saturday night Gooning party, I, Catherine and four other Gooners had been getting Porn Drunk until the early hours. However, unlike a lot of her parties, there were no Goonettes attending.

Around 4 am, Catherine received a drunken phone call from Courtney, a 19-year-old Goonette who sometimes appears in her stories. Three of us hadn’t met her yet and begged Catherine to invite her over.

Courtney agreed and arrived at the apartment shortly after, drunk and carrying a takeout. She’d been on a night out with her friends and confessed that she’d let a random 50-year-old guy fuck her in the ass in the club toilets in exchange for a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka.

“Show us your asshole, Courtney! I wanna see how much damage he did!” Catherine said excitedly, causing Courtney to giggle, lift up her chavvy miniskirt and spread her asscheeks.

Her butt was a sordid mess of dried spit, semi-dried cum, and fresh semen kept nice and wet in the confines of her asshole.

“You let him go bareback?” Catherine exclaimed, “you dirty bitch! That asshole is a disgrace; who’s going to clean her up?”

I took on the honour and placed my face between the asscheeks of this divine 19-year-old and began sucking at her swollen asshole until the cum of a man I’d never met filled my mouth.

Courtney moaned wildly as her gaping ass was invaded by my tongue. But, as a generous man, I passed the torch to my fellow Gooners to try out and finish the job as there was enough cum in this teen’s asshole to around all of us.

“A teen had her arms bound to her legs, and a laptop playing porn was sitting on her face. The Gooners at the party simply had to climb between her thighs and use her like a human Fleshlight whilst imagining it’s the pussy of our favourite pornstar.”

Unlike most Gooners, Courtney had the privilege o sleeping next to Catherine in her bed that night whilst we stayed up to carry on Gooning.

The next morning, a hungover Courtney came out for coffee and chilled with us. It was then that she revealed she’s particularly horny with a hangover and loves guys to fuck it out her and make her feel better.

The rest of the morning saw us taking turns going into Catherine’s bedroom and using Courntey’s aching pussy and ass, as Catherine casually lay next to us and worked on her laptop.

Courtney fucked all five of us but looked down on those who used a condom, claiming that it was “risk-free as Catherine will suck it all out of her holes afterwards anyway”.

The Cock Socks

Whilst it’s not the most common thing I’ve witnessed at one of Catherine’s parties, it is one of the wildest. I call them cock socks.

These are submissive women who don’t want to look men in the eye when they’re being fucked.

Instead, they want them to watch porn as they use their holes. In the past, I’ve seen cock socks in various forms, such as:

• A teen with her arms bound to her legs and a laptop playing porn sitting on her face. The Gooners at the party simply had to climb between her thighs and use her like a human Fleshlight whilst imagining it’s the pussy of our favourite pornstar.
• A curvy MILF with her arms suspended from the ceiling, blindfolded and in the corner of the room. A TV blasting porn next to her was the perfect thing to watch as you dumped the contents of your balls into her sloppy twat.
• A meek and mild Asian university student with her mouth affixed to a Gloryhole hole for men to pump and dump their jizz into.

For equally submissive males, the free-use and high-mileage holes of these whores make for a great refreshment when they bury their faces in them between the men fucking them.

A Gooning Party is an Experience You Don’t Want to Miss

This article is merely the tip of the iceberg of experiences people have undergone at my infamous Gooning parties. This means it is part one of many similar articles still to come.

Will you be brave enough to take a frontline seat at my notorious events? Reach out to me for the members-only privilege of being invited to the next one.