Society often teaches us that the consumption of porn and sexual liberation is a bad thing or a taboo that must be shunned at all costs. I, on the other hand, strive to show the other side.
You may remember my recent article detailing some beautifully sordid confessions from eight proudly porn-addicted women.
Today I want to shine a light on some Gooner success stories that reveal a world of positive porn addiction rarely seen.
By Gooner success stories, I don’t just mean true stories of porn-addicted men who have successfully managed their Gooning lifestyle alongside a successful life but actively incorporate the two together.
“I’d take these used pieces of gum the hookers had spat out, soaked in the divine spit of whores, and chew them like a drug as I jerked myself into oblivion, drenching myself in the contents of used condoms and huffing the musk of stale cunt and ass like a man possessed.”
I hope these filthy tales inspire you to enjoy your positive porn addiction as part of a healthy and successful life, and my slutty thanks to all who took part in this article.
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Darren, 38 – The Rental Gooner
My name is Darren, and I first discovered Gooning after a breakup with a girlfriend. Before the breakup, I hardly ever watched porn, but it soon became a staple part of my life afterwards.
When I discovered the Gooning community online, I threw myself head-first into it, and my masturbation sessions were revolutionized.
I come from quite a humble background, but I got lucky in my early thirties and became pretty well-off financially. Tired of the English weather and lack of opportunities, I moved abroad.
I invested my money into a handful of beachfront apartments in a popular Spanish resort and began to hire them out to people on various property rental sites.
The resort was strictly adults-only and largely catered for couples on honeymoons or romantic breaks. So my clientele was 100% couples with ages ranging from early twenties to mid-70s.
I charge a cleaning fee to clients using my apartments. I could hire a cleaner easily, but cleaning up after couples on romantic breaks is one of my favourite Gooning activities.
Walking into a freshly used apartment is like a Gooning treasure hunt for me. Will the trash be full of used condoms? Will the towels be caked in cum and pussy juices? Will the bedsheets be soaked in a sexual mess?
Trust me, most of the time, the apartment is messy after untold amounts of passionate sex between a couple on a romantic break. Using a UV light, I don’t miss any of the beautiful filth.
Laying in a couple’s post-sex mess, playing porn on one of the huge TVs, and kicking off a huge Gooning session surrounded by their sexual trash is an experience that can’t be beaten.
Craziest Gooning Confession?
My biggest jackpot came when a mid-40s couple checked out. They’d booked the apartment for an anniversary, and I expected nothing exciting to be left behind. How wrong I was!
She was a purebred MILF, and he was a lot older. In the trash can were a multitude of used condoms, packets of lube, torn stockings, and even a douche!
I wasted no time in assessing the relics left behind and laid them all out in the unmade bed before lying in it and playing my favourite MILF porn on the TV.
On the app that I advertised the apartments on was a picture of the couple, and I used it as another source of Goon Fuel, looking into their eyes as I absorbed the scent of their primal sex.
Eliott, 24 – Left Alone in Office
I’m Eliott. I was born and raised in France and have been heavily invested in the Gooning scene for just over a year.
I masturbate between 5 to 10 times a day, and the worship of porn engulfs my life. I work nights in a large office space, and the Gooning opportunities it presents are insane!
Since the lockdown, almost all of the night-shift people in my company have chosen to work from home, but I’m not one of them.
I’ve always been an introvert, so being alone throughout my shift is ideal. It’s an old-school office, with a camera on the main front door but none in the office itself.
The night shift is slow, and I can get all of my work done in the space of two hours. The rest of my eight-hour shift sees me playing porn on my monitor, tablets, and phone, stripping naked, and pumping myself silly. But that’s not all!
My night shift overlaps with the day shift by half an hour, so I see all of the women on the day shift every morning before I leave.
Busty MILFs, saggy-tit GILFs, and tight-bodied college graduates, there are all types of women here, and they’re all Goon Fuel in their own unique way.
Throughout my Gooning sessions in the dead of night, I’ll bury my nose in the leather seats that caress the asses of these women all day and huff their crotch musk.
“The biggest jackpot is that many women leave their high heels in the office and slip into trainers when they go home. Burying my nose in these musky, sweaty heels is better than any sex toy I’ve ever owned and goes perfectly with a prolonged porn-consuming session.”
If I’m feeling really horny, I’ll go into the women’s toilets with a phone or tablet playing porn in my hand. I’ll then lick the toilet bowl that the office Goddesses use and jerk myself senseless.
The biggest jackpot is that many women leave their high heels in the office and slip into trainers when they go home.
Burying my nose in these musky, sweaty heels is better than any sex toy I’ve ever owned and goes perfectly with a prolonged porn-consuming session.
I particularly love licking the filthiest high heels I can find, leaving them sparkling clean for the girls the next day whilst I’m left a sweaty, cum-drenched mess.
What Was Your Wildest Night Alone in The Office?
It was a particularly rainy day, and I couldn’t wait to see what was in store at the office. After locking the front door and finishing my work, I slipped into the women’s toilets.
Of course, on the way, I picked up the heels that some of the office girls had left behind. They were particularly filthy as some of them had ventured out into the rain at lunchtime.
In the trash cans of the women’s toilets, I began to fish out toilet paper coated in female pee and snorted the divine scent from them as pure Goon Fuel.
In my ass was a large butt plug, but after a few hours, I removed it from my gaping hole, slid a condom over one of the high heels, and began fucking my ass with them whilst watching anal porn and tonguing the inside of the other shoes.
Spitting between a pair of open-toe heels, I began fucking them like a pussy to some high-heel porn. It’s the closest thing to pussy I deserve.
I ended up spraying my Goon Juice all over the floor of the toilet with my ass tightly clenching the heels of women who had no idea what their shoes were being used for in the dead of night.
Jürgen, 53 – Hires Out His Luxury House For Porn Shoots
As far back as I can remember, Porn has played a huge role in my life. It has led me to so many sexual discoveries and has left me an open-minded sexual being open for most things.
I’ve always been a bit of a nerd online and discovered the Gooning subculture around two years ago. I immediately identified with it and let myself be taken down the rabbit hole.
I accepted that I’m a porn addict years ago. But it never held me back. I worked hard in life and was fortunate enough to retire early and own a portfolio of luxury homes around the world.
One of my favourite parts about retirement is offering my properties to porn productions to use for free, and I also supply the sex toys and equipment for producers to use.
I don’t need the money. The only requirement is the producers pay for any damage and give permission for me to fuck or play with the models when I desire.
Because there are few Gooning aids better than a house humming with the filthy scent of a long porn shoot. I particularly love lubing my cock up and jerking to the sight of live Porn.
I’ll also help out where porn producers need me. In the past, I’ve volunteered for some very hands-on roles, such as:
- Fluffer – I’m attracted to women and transsexuals mostly, but I have no qualms about sucking a man’s cock. Deepthroating a fat Porn Cock laden in the juices of a Porno Slut to help him get as hard as he needs to be is an honourable job indeed.
- The creampie cleaner – A porn shoot with a creampie is a huge bonus for me because female pornstars often dread the creampie cleanup after a long and exhausting shoot. That’s where I come in. I’m always keen to let a pornstar lie back, update her socials, and text her friends whilst I tongue her freshly-fucked twat deeply and leave it absolutely sparkling clean and empty of cum.
Some of the shoots can last for over ten hours, but I have no complaints. I also love cleaning up the filth at the end, whether it’s squirt-soaked towels or toys laden with anal musk.
Darren, 28 – A Cheap Cleaner in a German Brothel
In a confession that is reminiscent of my true sex story of the middle-aged British divorcee who agreed to be the cleanup girl in a sleazy bordello, Darren has discovered a side hustle that countless Gooners would be jealous of.
I’m Darren, originally from Ireland, but I now work in Berlin, Germany. I worked my way up to be a qualified programmer but worked as an industrial cleaner whilst at university.
I’ve been a proud porn addict for over eight years, and there are plenty of opportunities to live out my filthy Porn fantasies in this open-minded land of legalized prostitution.
I looked at prostitutes in the same way as Pornstars: Slutty Goddesses put on this earth for Gooners like us to drop to our knees and worship.
I spent a lot of time in bordellos and mega brothels, revelling in the sleazy atmosphere, and soon noticed that there was a consistent issue with them on the business side.
Due to the biohazard-type materials left behind by working girls and their clients, it’s hard for bordellos to find reliable cleaners who will do the job without asking for a premium price.
This gave me a brainwave. With my previous cleaning experience, I began contacting brothels, bordellos, and massage parlours, offering to voluntarily clean them.
I was upfront that there was a sexual motive, but the business model of these sex establishments satisfied sexual kinks, and this was an offer that was too good for many of them to turn down.
Eventually, I developed a portfolio of cleaning clients and had to turn down some due to a lack of time.
Brothels, massage parlours, and apartments with a handful of working girls inside were all keen to add me to their rota and let me in at closing time to clean up the filth inside.
Whatever I got up to in the rooms was my own business as long as the place was cleaned well. But the Gooning sessions in the rooms were legendary.
What Did You Get Up To Behind Closed Doors?
I’ll tell you about my cleaning process at my favourite Berlin brothel. First, I’d pick up the dirty towels and used lingerie from the laundry basket and lay them out on the pink satin beds.
Working girls used these towels for clients to lay on as they sexually served them, and they were often a sticky, hard mess of various brothel fluids. Then, I’d play Porn on the TV.
Fishing into the bins in the rooms was like a lottery of what I’d find. Mostly, it was used condoms and packets of lube, but sometimes it was a specific brand of gum the brothel would give to the girls (a sugar-free pink variety).
Clients weren’t allowed to bring gum into the brothel as they’d often spit it on the floor, whereas the girls were required to use it and would religiously spit it into bins. After all, they didn’t want to dirty up their place of work.
I’d take these used pieces of gum the hookers had spat out, soaked in the divine spit of whores, and chew them like a drug as I jerked myself into oblivion, drenching myself in the contents of used condoms and huffing the musk of stale cunt and ass like a man possessed.
Then, after a few hours of Gooning, the resultant orgasm would be earth-shattering. After that, I did my duty of cleaning the rooms and would then leave to get ready for my day job.
Porn Addiction And a Succesful Life Aren’t Contradictory
In the prudish hell of mainstream society, we’re often taught that porn addiction is inherently harmful. Don’t get me wrong, if managed incorrectly, it can be.
However, no attention is paid to the world of ethical and well-balanced porn addiction. All of the Gooners featured in this article are a testament to the fact that a successful porn-addicted life is more than possible.
I hope this article has provided inspiration to all Gooners to achieve a comfortable and successful life that allows them to pursue their Gooning goals in full!
However, always remember to consume porn responsibly. If you feel your Gooning is harming you, your life, or those around you, seek help through various online resources.
