How to Become a Goonette: The Controversial 8-Step Guide

Long gone are the days when women had to fake orgasms. We’re living in an age where women are proud to flaunt the fact that they’re sluts, cum addicts, and Goonettes.

Thanks to easily accessible smut, the number of porn-addicted Goonettes is growing rapidly. In sync, so too is demand for Goonette advice to send them further down the rabbit hole.

I’ve been a female porn addict for well over a decade. I’ve dedicated my life to pleasuring my holes and the sexual organs of others. In the meantime, I’ve become quite an expert.

“Do you want to be lusted after in the same way that men look at Porn Goddesses? Trust me, girl, it’s not that hard. A man’s cock is unbelievably simple to control.”

The truth is, there is far more to being a Goonette than pumping your holes silly to some divine porn. It’s a lifestyle that requires regular dedication through Goonette challenges and tasks.

But fear not, they’re probably the most enjoyable form of challenges known to womankind. Today, I will share some unrivalled inspiration that will overhaul your daily porn-addict life.

In this controversial ten-step guide, I will transform newbie female porn addicts into cum-drunk whores who live for sex, porn, and debauchery. The class is in session!

Make a Schedule

Not the most exciting point to start with, but it is an important one! The Goonette lifestyle should exist in harmony with your day-to-day life. In order to do so, you need a schedule.

When I first started, I just couldn’t stop making myself cum. So much so, that it was affecting my career and my personal life. So I decided to keep it in check with a schedule.

• I’ll wake up early, make a coffee, and return to bed for a two hour masturbation session to porn playing on the large TV at the end of the bed. To clear my mind for work, I’ll cum. Early-morning bladder pressure results in a particularly intense squiritng orgasm.
• As the initial orgasm wears off, I’ll sneak off to the toilets to rub an orgasm out to porn on my phone to clear my head for the afternoon.
• As the workday nears its end, my clit is throbbing for attention and my panties are soaked. When I’m home, I’ll alternate between a two hour edging session or a sleazy hookup with a fuck buddy.
• Then, I’ll cook dinner, socialize with friends, or go out. Before bed, I’ll fit in another one or two hour hour edging session before bed.

By maintaining a schedule around my work and personal life, I’ve been able to train my pussy to handle more and hone my mind to control when I cum.

You Don’t Have to be a One-Woman Army. Get Social Online!

The world of pornosexuality isn’t just an obscure niche. There’s an enormous Gooning community spread across various online spaces.

From discovering new porn niches and getting advice to lapping up inspiration and making new porn addict friends, Getting social with other Gooners and Goonettes really pays off.

Whenever I need new ideas, inspiration, or tips on Gooning out to porn, I always turn to my fellow Pornosexuals in places like Twitter and Reddit. They never let me down.

But if you think the Gooning community exists solely online, you’d thankfully be mistaken. I have a number of Gooner and Goonette friends I meet up with in person.

Because there are few things better than discussing your favourite porn and sin with like-minded people before edging yourselves silly as it plays in front of you both.

There are regular mutual masturbation meets that you can be invited to. I even hold my own regular pump parties in my apartment.

Attend Mutual Masturbation Clubs

As much as I love a personal Goonette session on my own, a mutual masturbation session is an incredible experience.

These can vary wildly. But generally, it sees different Gooners and Goonettes meet up in a private space for a day of socializing, watching porn, edging and, often, a wild fuck frenzy.

Almost all mutual masturbation sessions I’ve attended have ended in some form of sex or orgy. After a day of watching porn with each other, it’s only natural.

Overall, these can be a phenomenal way for a Goonette to improve her confidence, make new friends, and advance in their pornosexuality in a positive environment with like-minded people.

Keep a Journal

I’ve always been a very organized person. I keep records, journals, and diaries of various aspects of my life. Which has led to such graphic retelling of some of my filthy escapades.

When I decided to commit myself to the Goonette lifestyle, I started a diary to keep track of how much I’d masturbated, how many times I’d cum, how many guys I fucked etc.

I was masturbating between 12 to 15 hours a week within a few months. Over a decade, I estimate that I’ve spent at least 6,200 hours/258 full days cumming to porn. Not bad, right?

Keeping a Goonette journal is a phenomenal way to track your progress, set goals for the future, and complete accolades. Here are some ideas for things to keep track of:

• Keep track of your sexual achievments: How many men have you made cum, where were they from, how many dicks have you sucked, etc.
• Monitor your edging sessions. The longest I lasted was four days. By the end, I was in tears at the slightest touch of my pussy because of the senstitivy. I aim to double that session length.

By recording things relevant to you and setting new sexual achievements to aspire for, you’ll keep your Goonette journey fresh and exciting whilst constantly bettering yourself.

Cultivate Your Image to Make Cocks Leak

Do you want to be lusted after in the same way that men look at Porn Goddesses? Trust me, girl, it’s not that hard. A man’s cock is unbelievably simple to control.

A good Goonette will take inspiration from their favourite porn sluts and cultivate their image to imitate them. Basically, there are two levels of body modification a Goonette can aim for.

Basic: Start dressing like a slut. Wear short skirts, risque t-shirts, audacious high heels, make your tits impossible to ignore. Basically, if you leave the house in an outfit that will fail to lure married men away from their wives and between your inviting thighs, you’re not doing it right!

Advanced: This involves more serious modification on top of the basic image cultivation. Lip fillers, breast implants, ass modification etc. It’s reserved for the most dedicated of female porn addicts who wish to make the worship of porn and sex a life-long venture.

When you walk down the street, any cock nearby should be throbbing and dripping. Become the walking embodiment of cheap and easy sex. Become visual porn!

Cum Just by Looking at Yourself

A real Goonette embodies porn. So much so, that you should be able to make yourself cum just by looking at yourself in the mirror. Especially if you’ve cultivated your image as discussed.

It’s very important to diversify a Goonette lifestyle and not just centre it solely around on-screen porn. From time to time, take a day or two out to focus on yourself.

And by yourself, I mean spend time in front of a full-length mirror carrying out all manner of debauchery on your own body.

The aim? Make porn with your own body and cum at the sight of it. Here are some of my favourite ways to do so:

• Stick a suction cup dildo to the mirror and deep throat it whilst looking yourself in the eye.
• Save up the used condoms of men you’ve fucked, cover yourself in them, then masturbate to the degrading image of yourself in the mirror.
• Squirt over the mirror, then lick up you mess whilst you get a first person view of how depraved you look in the process.

Overall, this is a great way to reflect on your progress as a Goonette and test out how well you’ve cultivated your image into becoming a true porn whore.

Maintain Edging Discipline With Assigned Punishments

For male Gooners, edging is pretty much mandatory. Once they cum, they lose their edge. For women, it’s not so vital. But the benefits are just as vast.

If you successfully resist the urge to cum and edge your pussy into oblivion, you’ll turn your fuck hole into a quivering, sloppy mess that is screaming out for orgasm.

It’s a sensation that is immensely erotic and addictive. But to achieve it and resist cumming takes discipline. To maintain it, Goonettes should assign punishments for losing their edge.

These punishments can be devised by you or responsibility for them can be passed to other Gooners and Goonettes. Here are some punishments I enforce if I lose my edge when Gooning.

• Anal only. If I lose my edge and cum, I will punish myself with a pussy free week or month. Whichever guy I fuck only gets to pound my ass, my pussy is neglected as punishment.
• If I lose my edge and feel ashamed in letting down Porn Goddesses, I’ll take to Gooning social media and ask my fellow Pornosexuals to come up with ways I should punish myself.

Becoming a fully-fledged Goonette requires discipline as a promiscuous pussy can be a difficult thing to tame. But with the right mix of memorable and fun punishments, you will accomplish it.

Take a Time Out From Porn With Physical Debauchery

Porn is wonderful. But confining yourself to it for too much can have negative effects. So it’s important to take time out with some physical debauchery.

This can range from attending a party at your local swingers club to arranging a casual hookup with horny guys and girls. Both are a lot of fun, but they’re not my favourite.

After a long week of debauchery, my favourite way to slightly detox from porn and get some real me time is to hang out at a Gloryhole.

Inside a Gloryhole booth, you feel like you’re in your own special world. One that has an ample supply of anonymous throbbing cocks appearing in front of you.

No social judgement, no socializing, just an abundance of hard dick to suck and fuck to your heart’s content. It’s a Goonette’s wet dream!

If you’re not sure how to go about finding a Gloryhole near you, I’ve penned a guide on how to do so. You never know, there may be one right around the corner!

Final Thoughts: What is the Goonette Lifestyle Like?

To sum up, the life of a porn-guzzling Goonette is one of reward, adventure, and sexual liberation. You will discard your shackles and aspire to achieve sexual liberation.

For me, being a Goonette is about training your body and mind in search of new frontiers of sexual pleasure, eroticism, and porn.

You’ll find yourself waking up in a puddle of your own sloppy lust or in the arms of random lovers whom you’ve hooked up within a futile attempt to quench your horniness.

Being a Goonette has led me to explore sexual experiences in different countries around the world, meet pornstars, and earn a network of horny friends who have led me deeper into smut.

It’s not for the faint-hearted, nor is it something to dabble with lightly. But if you’re prepared to put in the dedication, you may find the sexual rewards to be out of this world!

Disclaimer: This article is written solely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Male or female porn consumption can be a positive addition to any sex life, but only if enjoyed responsibly. If you feel that pornography is harming you or those around you, take advantage of various online resources that are designed to help with porn addiction.