Inside The Ministry of Porn Propaganda (Interview)

With each day passing, the ranks of Pornosexuals are becoming swollen, with new Gooner and Goonette recruits eager to dedicate their lives to worshipping Porn Goddesses and Smut.

One of the main forms of conversion that most porn-crazed pumpers fall to is Goon Captions. Or, as I prefer to affectionately call them, divine Porn Propaganda.

These audacious works of art feature subliminal messages, mind-bending colour schemes, and hypnotic pornography as the centrepiece. Even the strongest of minds struggle to resist them.

The quality, design, and effectiveness of Goon Captions are increasingly startling. But where does this Porn Propaganda come from?

“When you start to receive messages from other addicts praising your work, it’s like a drug. You feel compelled to create content for others, helping them to sink deeper, go nastier, and do crazy shit, all in the name of porn.”

Well, my dear reader, it is spawned by an elite tier of Gooners with exemplary artist talent, technical abilities, and the ambition to fuel their beloved fellow Gooners.

Imagine them as a Ministry of Porn Propaganda, which exists to maintain our Pornosexual state of mind and bring it to levels we never thought were possible.

There is, thankfully, an enormous range of these Porn Propagandists. But few are as esteemed or highly regarded as The Porn Widows.

Despite the mysterious nature surrounding the propaganda unleashed by The Porn Widows, they were kind enough to grant the Queen of Whores entry into their Gooner studio for an exclusive interview.

Welcome to Whoreuro; Please Introduce Yourself To Our Readers.

Hello! I’m a lifelong Gooner who has just turned 30. I’m currently married (more on that later), and overall proud to say what a huge fucking pervert porn has made me.

My main kinks are nylon/pantyhose, exhibitionism, anal fisting, piss, puke, bimbos, and hentai, among many others.

In real life, I guess I’m a “normal guy”, working for an insurance company in the marketing department, getting hit on by men and women from time to time, but the truth is none that appeals to me; porn is my one true love and passion, it’s been for the past decade.

I discovered porn thanks to some DVDs I found in my parent’s bedroom. When I stumbled upon trans porn, my brain didn’t understand what was going on, but my Gooner dick sure did!

I remember writing all these keywords I’d search as soon I had access to a computer: transexual wearing pantyhose, transexual wearing high heels, and such on a tiny notebook that my mother found, haha, had to come up with some excuse, but I bet my mom knew I was a little perv.

I had a few girlfriends here and there, but I was generally disappointed because it wasn’t as hot as the hardcore porn I was in love with.

My friends knew me as the guy with tons of porn, haha I used to steal DVDs from my brother’s room.

Anyway, I’m trying to say that I’ve been mesmerized by sex and porn ever since I can remember.

What Does Gooning MeanTo You, And How Did You Join The Subculture?

Gooning is about giving up control; it’s about letting porn take the wheel and force you to do crazy stuff like spending all your money on memberships, watching disgusting smut “normal” people wouldn’t, and all because of your greedy cock or slit demands more pleasure.

Although pornosexuality is becoming more popular and there are some movements like the pornosexual future where we hope gooning goes mainstream, I think part of the charm of gooning is realizing you’re filthier, nastier, more depraved than the rest, you like sex and porn a little too much, and you’re proud of it.

I joined the gooning community 8 or 9 years ago when Tumblr was still a porn paradise. I was 21 and fresh out of college. I was first into bimbos, and shortly after came across some captions from bi-caps, and that was fucking it.

“I’m talking about a Babylon/Sodom style Goon orgy, porn blasting, Gooners masturbating and drooling everywhere, folk wearing kinky outfits, girls fucking men, men fucking men, trans girls in between, piss, fisting, bukkake, gangbangs, and spit.”

I got my first real job a few months later and started buying porn subs; I remember at the time I went straight to Evil Angel.

Brazzers was glam and cool, but the raunchy shit EA had was top-notch, and they had some cool scenes of my goddess Sheena Shaw.

So yeah, that was the turning point. I went from jerking 2 to 3 times a week into several hours a day.

After a while, I wanted to create captions like some of my favourite blogs, I knew a thing or two about Photoshop, and most of all, I wanted to contribute to this amazing new community I recently discovered and help others to become brainless idiots for porn.

I Adore The Concept of Porn Widows; Why Did You Decide To Use It For Your Brand?

I was forced to change my username, I used to go by LetPornConsumeYou (LPCY for short), and a few months ago, Twitter banned me.

Anyway, I chose @ThePornWidows because, first of all, the concept is perfect. Someone is choosing porn over a real person that’s just fucking hot, not just men leaving their wives for porn. I mean women dumping their limp-dick vanilla boyfriends/husbands for porn.

I just had to choose TPW because it is the most well-known concept of the ones I mentioned before.

And secondly, I’m married, been so for almost three years now, and you bet porn has been my priority from day one. Even on our honeymoon, I would sneak at night to goon myself stupid for hours.

Hell, I haven’t fucked my wife in months; she was my high school sweetheart, but she is just so vanilla.

So, I guess I use her as a means to get high on porn, watching hardcore filth on multiple screens while she’s at home; she even knows I design some “porn posters” and make a few bucks out of them, but she has never seen them, and since we also have a joint house budget she even pays for my porn addiction.

So I’m leading by example by turning my wife into a porn widow, ha!

Where Does Your Inspiration Come From When Making Porn Propaganda?

When it comes to graphic design, definitely from my real-life job, being in marketing surrounded by social media campaigns really helped me define my taste in aesthetics.

So whenever making content, I aim for Gooners to feel like they could see that stuff as part of a marketing campaign from Nike or Adidas. Haha, what a pretentious asshole, maybe more like Walmart, right?

And when it comes to the actual messages I include, I imagine what porn would say if it were a real person, so it’s like talking to her, and man, you guys don’t know how hard it is to be productive while making new captions.

I’m all leaky with my red cock throbbing while trying to design these captions, switching from the porn playing in the background and Photoshop, trying to make sense because I’m drooling, grunting, and the little English I know completely banishes from my mind, so that’s why some of my work is not grammatically perfect.

So you could say inspiration comes from being a real porn addict.

Who Are Your Top 3 Favourite Porn Goddesses, And Why?

Sheena Shaw, I attribute her to my porn addiction. She was the first pornwhore I was obsessed with; it got me searching all of her scenes, making captions, and buying porn subscriptions.

She was nasty and talked dirty; anything I wanted to see, she had already filmed it, pantyhose teasing, anal fisting, bukkake, sex with trans-girls, and many more.

Annette Schwarz, you can’t go wrong with the classics. She is the first European porn goddess that I was really hooked on; seeing her for the first time in a GGG movie was life-changing.

Her attitude was unlike any American actress I’ve seen. It was so deviant, nasty and made me fall in love with European girls.

Setsuna Kinoxo/Kailtyn Katsaros, this one is a draw, both of them have introduced me into completely different worlds; the first one is a webcam fuck pig, that got me into the whole cam scene, these gorgeous (mostly) Latin American girls destroying their throats and holes for a few dollars? Ngggnh, really hot.

And Kaitlyn, I mean, she’s pushing my boundaries and got me into puke.

What Are The Most Hardcore Gooning Memories You Have?

So many good ones, but two of them come to mind. The first one is when I Gooned non-stop for 12 hours.

It was a debauchery-filled goon session, eating my own precum, dressed in nylon and heels, pissing all over myself, porn blasting, and neighbours complaining, spending spree on several websites, custom clips were ordered, it was really fun.

In my opinion, the second and the best one was turning an ex-Latina girlfriend into a depraved whore.

Just when I discovered Gooning, I was with this girl. She was a real classy girl, came from a wealthy family, dressed all preppy, was a virgin, Catholic, and somehow she ended up with a nasty fucker like me.

Long story short, I taught her hardcore porn was the “regular” way of having sex (which it is, right? I wasn’t lying) shortly after she became a Goonette. Real OG Gooners might remember she appeared in some of my first captions.

We were porn drunk almost 24/7, feeding each other with porn and captions, I’d order her to wear kinky outfits underneath her preppy one, which she did.

Even when she visited hospitals and patients for work, she would do so while dressed like a whore with two dildos up her holes being held by her soaked pantyhose and on top of all that with my dried cum covering most of her clothes.

Right before I broke up with her, we were doing some really nasty shit. She would fuck strangers for me and masturbate in public.

So yeah, talk about porn-induced behaviour, right?

What Advice Would You Give Other Gooners Seeking To Follow In Your Footsteps And Dedicate Themselves To The Noble Art Of Goon Captions?

Just go for it. The most important thing in Gooning captions is the message, not so much the design.

There are a lot of apps nowadays that can put some text in your images, and if you want something more elaborate, don’t be afraid of Photoshop.

As a self-taught user, I’m telling you that my first captions were terrible, but with time, you get the hang of it.

If you’re lazy just search for “social media templates”, which are just that, photoshop templates for you to tinker with.

I can tell you after you start to receive messages from other addicts praising your work, it’s like a drug.

You feel compelled to create content for others, helping them to sink deeper, go nastier, and do crazy shit, all in the name of porn.

What Are The Top 3 Things On Your Gooner Bucket List?

Oh god, so many:

A. Have kinky, deviant, nylon-covered, oil-dripping Gooner sex with Catherine for a whole weekend just to be discovered by my wife at the end (or would it be more interesting at the beginning?) and come clean about my addiction with the help of Catherine of course.

B. Be present in a huge Goon orgy. I’m talking about a Babylon/Sodom style Goon orgy, porn blasting, Gooners masturbating and drooling everywhere, folk wearing kinky outfits, girls fucking men, men fucking men, trans girls in between, piss, fisting, bukkake, gangbangs, and spit.

But I don’t want to participate actively. I want to document, film, and take photos to create content for other Porn addicts.

C. Have a pornosexual “relationship” with some real Goonette. As I said, some of my ex-partners were converted into goon sluts by me.

Still, I would like to have an already Goonette addict. Not for fucking each other but to encourage our depraved addictions from afar, like exchanging numbers and sending each other’s messages in the middle of the day, interrupting a family meeting, a nice moment with friends, that sort of stuff.

Thanks To Depraved Artists Like You, The Ranks of Pornosexuals Are Growing Rapidly. What Do You Think The Future Holds For The Gooning Subculture?

It’s crazy how popular gooning has gotten in the last few years, and that recent Brazzers scene with mommy Angela I did not expect.

In time, I think bigger porn studios will follow suit and start to make similar content for us addicts.

Before my Twitter ban, I talked with Jonni Darkko about the gooning culture.

I was low-key hoping he’d hire me to do some work for him since he confessed he was also a porn addict. I did a few designs for him and his wife (Kianna Dior) but lost contact after my ban, a bummer. Shout out to Jonni; if you’re reading this, hire me, please! Haha.

And for the rest of the world, I mean, just look at the sort of filth that is now becoming mainstream, puke will definitely become even bigger, regular girls doing it for clout among other crazy stuff like public exhibition, fucking strangers, and that sort.

As much as I would love to see that happen, a part of me doesn’t. In a world where everyone is a perv, are you even a perv anymore?

I like Gooning being some sort of cool kid club.

How Can People Order Custom Porn Art From ThePornWidows?

The easiest way is by going to my linktree profile and hitting that Custom Captions button. Prices start at just $5 for a single caption.

Or hell, just hit me up on Twitter @ThePornWidows and tell me in the DMs! Looking forward to hearing from you, and stay filthy!

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this Porn Propaganda interview are solely those of the interviewee and do not represent whoreuro.com. Whilst we cover Gooning and the fetishization of porn addiction, we do not glorify real-life addiction. If you feel your porn consumption is damaging you or those around you, seek help via various porn addiction resources.