The concept of marriage dates back over 4,000 years. In recent decades, marriage has become open to a plethora of sexual persuasions to allow people to dedicate their lives to their love.
Countless Gooners and Goonettes worship pornography and Porn Goddesses daily. But there are some, an elite few, who take it to the next level.
Some worship smut so much that they’ve decided to marry it in an official porn wedding overseen by professional Goon Goddesses like Mistress Veronica Vixen (@BadGirlVixen).
In 2022, Mistress Veronica held the world’s first Gooner Porn Wedding that saw her slave participate in a physical wedding ceremony and leave behind their old life to dedicate themselves to porn.
Today, Mistress Veronica was kind enough to lead us by her latex-clad hand to provide Whoreuro Magazine with an exclusive insight into this mind-blowing porn wedding.
Prepare to be inspired and corrupted.
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Meeting Mistress Veronica Vixen: The Big Tit Bimbo Goon Goddess
The Pornosexual community has proved itself to be one constantly pushing the boundaries in pursuit of their lust and worship of pornography and kink.
Gooners and Goonettes have gone from being a fringe subculture online to being a physical presence recognized and honoured by the biggest names in the porn industry.
Mistress Veronica Vixen, an LA-based Domme and proud owner of the DTLA Pink Dungeon, first discovered her lust for kink when an ex-boyfriend offered her his ass to be pegged.
Following their break-up, she dived deep into FetLife and knew exactly what she wanted, a downright masochistic slave with whom she could explore extreme acts of humiliation upon.
Once she realized she could get paid for being hot and cruel, being a successful Domme was her natural calling and Mistress Vixen was born.
Since then, Veronica has developed a love for pegging, extreme humiliation of her subs, sexual manipulation and mind games. Then, she discovered the world of Gooning via Reddit.
“I classify myself as a Big Tit Bimbo Goon Goddess who has a following of porn nerd Gooners and Goonettes. My interest is in sexual manipulation and mind games. It turns me on to turn out casual porn viewers into drooling, shaking mind melted Gooners!”
– Mistress Veronika Vixen
Dressed in a blend of expensive latex complemented by classy fishnet lingerie, Mistress Veronica gave off a powerful aura as I sat down in front of her, humbled to have the chance to gain an insight into the mind of this Gooning pioneer!
“I was creating a lot of Sissy Hypno clips before and started to see Gooning incorporated into the theme.” Mistress Veronica purred with a flick of the tongue over her divine blowjob lips.
“Since gooning includes all my interests such as FemDom captions, mindfucking, humiliation, SFX, etc. I knew I had to create a clip. Since then, my Gooner clip collection and my editing skills have grown tremendously!”
Inside The World’s First Porn Wedding
In a room illuminated with pink neon, giant letter balloons spell out the words ‘I love porn’. On the centrepiece of this striking and provocative image is a newly-wed Gooner on their knees.
Dressed as one of their favourite Porn Goddesses in a slutty silver miniskirt, a blonde wig, and a bridal veil, the Gooner holds a bouquet of wedding flowers in cuffed hands.
Their old life is behind them. Ahead lies a pussy-free lifestyle that is pumped to the edge and permanently loyal to porn.
When one of Mistress Veronica’s porn slaves dropped to their knees and humbly requested to take the hand of porn in marriage, she took it literally. She wanted a ceremony and to be the Gooner wedding planner!
“The slave isn’t owned by me but owned by their porn lust.” Mistress Veronica explained. “By leaving behind their old life to dedicate themselves to porn, this was a new chapter in the slave’s life.”
In such a non-conventional wedding, you’re probably wondering how it was made official. But the ingenious Domme overseeing the ceremony had every angle covered.
“I suggest Gooners write their own vows to personalize their porn wedding, or hire me, a professional Gooner wedding planner, for additional brain rinsing!”
“With porn playing in the background, they walked down the aisle. I used my brainwashing skills to penetrate the vows into their mind.”
A life-changing phone call to their loved ones mid-ceremony made the porn wedding official. The porn slave informed their family of their lifelong commitment to their one true love, porn, which would soon be sealed in marriage.
“I made them over to be the perfect blushing bride.” Mistress Veronica said proudly, causing her enormous Goon Goddess tits to bounce hypnotically in their latex prison.
“With porn playing loudly in the background, the porn slave walked down the aisle. I then used my brainwashing skills to penetrate the vows into their mind.”
To consummate the marriage, the slave was tightly bound to their porn-humping pillow with a strong rope. Veronica then played a porn loop for hours, and the deep Gooning was set in!
“I set up an altar with champagne, a cake in the porn colours of pink and white, and a bottle of poppers to celebrate afterwards before we headed out on the town to celebrate with drinks.”
What Does Life Married To Porn Look Like?
Like a conventional marriage, being married to porn is a lifelong commitment beyond the porn wedding ceremony, as Mistress Veronica was kind enough to explain to us.
“After marrying porn, the slave is to dedicate their life to being a pornosexual. With hours upon hours spent pumping their mind into goo.”
As technology advances rapidly, the future of a porn marriage is far from dull. A worthy porn wedding partner will invest in all technology available to them in pursuit of riding the edge and worshipping porn.
Projectors, VR headsets, and multiple laptop screens are just some of the basics a Gooner will use to please their new porn wife and to surround themselves with mind-melting smut.
“A married lifestyle also means dressing like a feminized slut to attract other Gooners to the lifestyle. Using their image to project sex that is too tempting to resist stroking.”
The married lifestyle is defined by improving edging habits. Edging as long as possible without release and working to fund porn addiction, and learning editing skills to create more Gooner porn!
“The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.” – Julia Child.
An official porn wedding is arguably one of the most significant steps a Gooner can take in their journey towards total Pornosexuality. But it’s a step which must be done correctly, as Mistress Veronica explains.
“For a successful marriage, I suggest laying the foundation for a year or two. Try out the Gooner lifestyle. Dedicate your time to pumping yourself stupid and connect with your Gooner community. You can even arrange goon meet-ups to help stroke each other off!”
Like all of us, Mistress Vixen wants to see the Gooning lifestyle surge into the future, and she’s working hard to do so.
“It’s okay to be a porn junkie. It’s what We want.” Mistress Vixen said boldly. “We want you to spend all your money on porn. More Gooners means more vulnerable betas for Me to use.”
“I think we will see even more Gooner content and porn weddings!” Mistress Veronica said enthusiastically whilst crossing her latex-wrapped legs over one another.
“The Gooner community is constantly growing. With My content, I plan on creating more in-depth elaborate mind fucks. I want gooning to be permanently instilled in all My slaves.”
To sum up, the concept of a porn wedding is another stone in the foundations of Pornosexuality.
Mistress Veronica Vixen is a pioneer who has successfully incorporated one of life’s most sacred moments into the Gooning Subculture.
Explore, be corrupted, and put yourself at her mercy in person if you dare and are worthy enough at Veronica Vixen’s official website.
Further Reading:
- The Ultimate Guide to Gooning Porn & How to Goon Properly
- An Uncensored Ode to Female Porn Addiction
- Top 8 Essential Gooner Sex Toys & Accessories
Disclaimer: Whilst we revel in the fetishization of porn addiction, we do not encourage genuine addiction that can negatively affect you or those around you. If you feel that your Gooning lifestyle is becoming harmful to you or those you care about, seek help and take advantage of various online resources designed to help with porn addiction.
So awesome, love her and how she thinks of these things, she is special x
“It’s okay to be a porn junkie. It’s what We want.” Mistress Vixen said boldly. “We want you to spend all your money on porn. More Gooners means more vulnerable betas for Me to use.”
Mistress Vixen is so right, our GoonSticks and our Money belongs to her and the Goddesses of Porn.
As a real pussyfree pornosexual it’s mandatory to pay4porn and spoil the Goddesses whenever we can.
We’re out here, helplessly gooning to your special understanding of our addiction. You are appreciated by the self-isolated greasy boys.