We live in a brave new world, perverted friends and kinky neighbors. Skynet is here, and it ain’t plotting to wipe out humanity (at least not yet) – it’s plotting to give you a boner so immense that creationists will be calling it a hoax.
AI is finally on the scene and given how we as a species are, it’s not being used to better humanity or make the world a better place to live.
It’s being used, of course, to make the hottest porn imaginable – much hotter than we human beings, with our pathetically limited means and imaginations, could ever hope to produce.
To some people, this might sound like the beginning of the horniest apocalypse possible. To horny morons like you and me, however, it sounds like the best apocalypse possible.
”An AI porn platform that not only delivers goods but also has them engage in a reasonable facsimile of human conversation. It’s essentially ChatGPT meets Midjourney but with tits.”
One in which we while away our days wanking and fingering over the most unbelievably hot machine ghosts possible. There are worse ways to live out an existential crisis, right?
The only question left is: “What’s your horny apocalypse?” See, there are plenty of AI porn platforms already on the market, and it’s fast becoming crowded to the point where it’s difficult to know which one is the best.
Luckily, that’s where I come in. I, Karl Majak, have taken time away from my nigh-full-time AI-wanking schedule to lay out the very best platforms when it comes to generating your very own porn.
All that’s left is to choose the one that suits you, whip up some AI porn, and walk in the self-abusing shoes of Onan as the world collapses around you.
Without further ado: Allow me to introduce you to some of the very best AI porn platforms currently on the market.
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Soulgen.ai is a Great Starting Point For Making Porn
Sometimes, the best AI porn generators are those that don’t look like AI porn generators. Sometimes, they look like the next generic free text-to-image AI apps like Bing or Dall-E. Except, unlike those apps, Soulgen.ai is happy to put tits on things for ya.
While it lacks the bells and whistles of dedicated porn AI app, Soulgen is great as a starting point for you to mess around with. You can take it for a test run here.
Be warned, however, that there ain’t really a free option despite what the site might tell you (and what you might hear elsewhere).
You’re supposed to get a single free image when you register, but when I tried this, I was told I’d exceeded our daily limit of one free image and to come back the next day.
If you’re willing to pony up the goods, however, you’ve got a very solid entry-level AI porn generator. It’s particularly good at generating anime girls in whatever position you’d like, though it can also make them look more realistic if that’s your itch.
One last caveat: Soulgen.ai pretty much cannot generate scenes with more than one person, so don’t expect to get any piledriving or doggy-style shenanigans on the go.
It’s strictly single-babe action, so if you want something a little more on the intense side of porn, you’ll have to look elsewhere.
Undress.app is an AI Undress Platform
Undress.app ain’t quite a porn generator like some of the other options on this list. What it is, is a self-described ‘deepnude’ app – a program that takes a picture of an existing person, applies some AI magic, and makes that person appear in all their naked glory. And that’s it.
A word of warning here: deepfaking porn pics of people is a huge no-no if you don’t have their consent, so best not to start running your next-door neighbor’s Facebook pics through it without her permission. That’s a good way to land yourself in a whole bunch of hot water fast. So don’t do it.
That said, the Undress.app is pretty good at doing what it says on the tin, which is undressing folk. We took the logical step of asking our favorite OnlyFans models to provide us with pics in which they’re clothed (yeah, they thought we were fucking fruitcakes) and then ran them through the app.
The results were generally pretty good, though, with some items of clothing, the app had trouble figuring out what to do, which left some weird folds of skin in places where a nubile 19-year-old doesn’t have weird folds of skin. Go figure.
You won’t get too much out of Undress.app for free, unfortunately. You need to register to even use the free features and to get the good stuff; you’ll need to cough up some cash.
There are three plans on offer, with the cheapest requiring you to wait for image generation (if you’ve used something like Midjourney, then you know what this entails) and locking you out of higher-quality resolutions.
Undress.app is decent at what it does – depriving nubile young ladies of their clothing – but if you want some truly filthy AI porn generation, then check out our next option.
Pornx.ai is a Smooth-Running AI-Generated Porn Platform
Never has an AI porn platform been more perfectly named than Pornx.ai. It does exactly what you might expect with a name like that – it makes fucking AI porn, brothers and sisters. And it does it very well.
Pornx.ai is easier than the most generous of the apps out there regarding free content. You need to register (as always), but once you’ve done that, you get a fair few options to play around with when it comes to making your own porn shots.
You can select from a number of preset options (age, ethnicity, position, filter, etc.) and generate the porn of your dreams.
It’s easy to generate many pictures with very little effort, though on the free plan, you may have to wait a minute while it’s generated.
If you want to input your own prompts (and unlock different styles of porn, e.g., photorealistic, anime, 2.5D, etc.), then you’ll have to cough up some cash.
The good news is that your money goes far on Pornx.ai; being able to provide prompts opens up a world of opportunities and allows you to make porn that’s really tailored to you and your desires.
What’s more, Pornx.ai has recently started offering video clips – the next step in the evolution of quality AI porn.
This is a subscriber-only feature (so no playing around with a free account) and is limited in scope and duration right now, but as the technology improves, so too will the quality of the platform’s AI-generated video porn.
Watch this space!
Candy.ai Offers An AI Sex Chat Platform
It’s all very well generating pictures of nubile temptresses in flagrante delicto (look it up), but looking can only take you so far. What if you want to chat with said nubile temptress?
Meet Candy.ai, an AI porn platform that not only delivers goods but also has them engage in a reasonable facsimile of human conversation. It’s essentially ChatGPT meets Midjourney but with tits.
And for normal human beings like you and I who don’t wish for the baggage of an actual girlfriend, it’s perfect.
For the less imaginative out there, Candy.ai sports a roster of existing virtual ladies ready and waiting for their next lucky suitor.
These run the gamut from fully photorealistic (as in, you can’t tell the difference between them and the real thing) to semi-realistic and cartoon/anime girls.
If you’d prefer to make your own from scratch, however, that’s an option, too. Simply boot up Candy.ai’s girl generator and go to town. You can give it a try here.
You can play around on Candy.ai without an account, but there’s very little you can do beyond browse the pre-generated girls and check out their (limited) galleries. You can’t chat with them, and you can’t generate more pictures of them. For that, you’ll need an account.
“Artificial intelligence is growing up fast, as are robots whose facial expressions can elicit empathy and make your mirror neurons quiver.”
—Diane Ackerman
A free account gets you a little further than being unregistered, but not much. You’ll be able to chat with girls to an extent, as well as generate an image or two, but your chats (and pictures) will soon run out. In order to really explore the possibilities of the app, you’ll have to subscribe.
Luckily, subscriptions are well worth it. For $25.99, you’ll unlock a whole bunch of features, including unlimited messaging, the ability to unblur pictures (some – but not all – pics will be blurred out), and even the ability to listen to voice messages from your new paramour.
At present, there are no video options available on Candy.ai – but having a full-fledged virtual girlfriend who can send you pics at a moment’s notice more than makes up for it. And as the technology develops, so too will your relationship with your Candy.ai girlfriend.
The Sky Really is the Limit With AI porn!
The nascent world of AI porn is still only getting on its feet, but the results are already promising – and the future promises much, much more virtual porn generated by our new AI overlords.
In the meantime, however, the platforms we’ve previewed above offer more than enough e-smut to keep you nice and occupied.
Although the support isn’t quite there for fully user-realized video porn just yet, it’s bound to be just over the horizon, given how quickly the technology behind AI images has already improved.
Until that shiny new future is here, then: enjoy your new virtual girlfriend or simply spend your time designing a half-orc undead warrior princess who can suck off eight hard dicks at once.
