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An Ode to Bowels: Why Do Girls Like Anal?

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He brutally pulled out of me with a sloppy popping sound. Each deep breath I took caused my asshole to prolapse from the intense fucking I’d just received. I was drunk with pleasure.

He’d used my asshole for hours on end, and I’d lost count of the orgasms that had raged through my neglected cunt. Now, I wanted affection and pleaded lovingly into his eyes.

“K… Kiss me?’’ I begged, causing him to observe me for a few moments before leaning closer to my mouth, now smeared with lipstick that was dripping onto my tits below.

*whack!* I didn’t even know what hit me. He slapped the life out of my face before spitting a fad wad of drool right in the middle of it, causing me to fall back into my puddle of sordid juices.

One of my biggest turn-ons is watching the joy on a married Stud’s face as he looks down at my impending asshole with delight and says, ‘’My wife would never let me do this.’’

‘’As if I’d kiss you, anal cunt,’’ He snarled while putting his dick back into his boxer shorts, ‘’I know where that mouth has been.’’

He was right. He’d watched me bury my tongue in his asshole and slurp my own squirt off the sordid floors of the porn cinema we were in. The worst part? I didn’t even know his name. 

With my face burning from the slap, I scooped his spit off my face and rubbed my clit with it until I gushed all over the floor and writhed in it like the cheapest whore imaginable. 

‘’They’re the filthiest,’’ an old man in his late seventies who’d been wanking in the corner the whole time said, ‘’At least men have an excuse why they do anal; these women are fucked up.’’

And that, my darlings, was the trigger for the topic of today’s article. It’s time for me to pen an ode to anal and, most importantly, answer the question: why do girls like anal?

At Least Men Have an Excuse

Men have a prostate up their ass that doubles as a G-spot, and if you’ve read my infamous guide to the Sissygasm, it can result in some of the most mind-bending pleasures imaginable. 

Women, on the other hand, do not. Now, some normies would fail to see the logic in why women would choose to stuff a cock in their bowels when there’s nowhere near the anal benefits men have.

If you look online for answers to ‘’why do girls like anal?’’ the answers are depressing, with most being from men who say girls do it ‘’to pleasure their partner.’’  

For me? It’s the sign of a woman who has given herself over to lust. A woman who wants hard meat pounding her asshole for a range of far more perverse reasons than just an orgasm.

The Telltale Sign of an Elite-Tier Whore

It’s also a trait that makes true anal whores few and far between. Any woman can hand over some pussy, but a woman who whispers in your ear that she wants it in her ass is elite-tier. 

Men know what they want, and it certainly isn’t a woman who is ‘’thinking about trying anal one day’’ or ‘’working themselves up to it.’’ They want a bona fide bitch with a welcoming ass.

Nervous girls who have nothing to offer in bed tremble in fear at the sight and sound of a harlot whose asshole is open for hard fucking around the clock, and I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

One of my biggest turn-ons is watching the joy on a married Stud’s face as he looks down at my impending asshole with delight and says, ‘’My wife would never let me do this.’’

When a girl has honed her anal skills and can offer her man hard ass fucking every day of the month, she’ll have him wrapped around her slutty little finger in next to no time.

Any Girl Who Loves Anal Knows the Pop N’ Slide 

But while anal for women isn’t on par with the pleasure a prostate can induce, that’s not to say that there isn’t immense pleasure to be had for us girls when we take it up the ass.

It starts from the very beginning. When you feel the head of a man’s cock rudely pushing against your sphincter, you have to hold on and withstand the blend of pleasure and pain.

”The helplessness of having your neglected pussy being hammered from behind enemy lines, so to speak, is immensely powerful, and it can make me squirt hands-free.”

It feels like your tight sphincter is ten miles long as a cock makes its way past it, but the reward is fruitful. The moment it breaches and pushes into your sloppy bowels, you’ll go cross-eyed.

Then, as the momentum builds, you’ll feel the resistance your sphincter put up at the start, becoming a distant memory until it’s a stretched-out and ruined mess of its former self.

When It Breaches the Anal Wall and Hits Your G-Spot

Women might not have a G-spot in our asshole, but we have one close-by as a very friendly neighbor, and when the fucking is done right, the two can meet in a very sordid way.

I’ve been fucked in the ass long enough to know what positions work best for me, and I know how to bend myself in a way so that my lover’s cock head pounds my G-spot through the ass.

The helplessness of having your neglected pussy being hammered from behind enemy lines, so to speak, is immensely powerful, and it can make me squirt hands-free throughout the night.

Oh, and trust me, squirting down a man’s thighs as he is thrusting into your bowels is a surefire way to up the ante and keep his energy levels up!

Painal as a Form of Punishment 

I’m known as the Queen of Whores, but there are times when even I drop the ball. I’ll pass out in a cum-drunk daze three hours into a twenty-four-hour porn marathon, for example.

In times like those, I always make up for my porn failures by putting myself into the kind of Painal situations that push me to the very brink of my anal abilities. 

I’ll be tight-fisted with lube, ensuring I feel every thrust in its most explicit form. I’ll beg for a lover to invite his friends and push two cocks in my fuck hole at the same time.

But, most importantly, I’ll leave my slit neglected and focus solely on anal. I’ll even put masking tape over my cunt to ensure my lover doesn’t get any bold ideas about breaking my pledge.

Feeling my worthless cunt connect with his balls as he ravages my ass is one of the most self-fulfilling sensations I can undergo when I’m striving to make up for my porn failures.

Anal is a Never-Ending Journey of Sexual Accomplishments

One thing I and many anal whores adore about anal is how amplified sexual achievements are when it involves your asshole and how it’s a constant story of progress.

Double anal penetration

From upgrading from your pink finger to your first anal plug and successfully milking a man into your ass with an anal creampie to taking two dicks at once in DAP, there’s so many milestones.

When you roll them out on a cock, the response is always amplified too. I mean, compare being able to take a pounding in your cunt for an hour straight to being able to do the same anally?

With the latter, a man will be far more impressed and shower you with the kind of respect reserved for dedicated whores who have put the time and effort into their anal talents.

Cum in My Ass 

I adore being bred anytime, anywhere. Even though I’m on birth control due to an immensely fertile cunt, I always have a niggling feeling in the back of my mind as seed spurts inside me.

I mean, fuck, I don’t want to imagine an unwanted surprise in nine month’s time, right? This is why I adore anal because men can cum in my ass (on Prep) without me or them worrying. 

‘’Paint my bowels with your seed!’’ is my go-to line when I feel a man is on the final strokes, and the creampies delivered into my ass are always superior to those dumped in my cunt.

Men just feel way more confident to spunk in my asshole than they do in my breedable slit, and it’s understandable. 

I also love pushing an anal creampie out afterward and hearing it splash into the toilet bowl or, even better, into the throat of a willing anal creampie-eating cuckold!

Ass to Mouth is a Glorious Thing

Not to toot my own horn, but I have a gorgeous-tasting asshole. Any Gooner who has spent hours with his tongue buried in it will attest to that. My freshly-douched bowels taste divine! 

But one thing I adore is after a cock has ravaged my pipe for hours, turning it into a creamy mess of coagulated lube, spit, and sunk, and feeling it get pushed past my hungry lips.

Few things feel more humiliatingly intense than tonguing the mess from a meaty cock in an ass-to-mouth blowjob, and it’s enough to make me cum every single time.

One of my favorites is to squat with my back to the wall while a cock fresh from my bowels skull fucks me with the wall keeping my head in place until I squirt down my thighs.

I call it the ‘’squat to squirt!’’

So, Does Anal Sex Feel Good? Fuck Yes!

The journey to joining the ranks of girls who like anal can be a long one, with both mental and physical barriers to be broken down. But once they’re gone, your sex life is revolutionized.

Too many women try it once and back out, never to touch their hole again, but this is a crucial mistake to make. Try, try, and try again until you’re sure it’s not for you.

After all, the rewards awaiting an anal whore are prosperous, from making you irresistible to hot-blooded men to overhauling what the definition of a mind-bending orgasm really means. 

Now, are you ready to see where you stand on the anal whore spectrum? Take my infamous but fun Anal Queen test today and find out for yourself!

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