How to Organize a Gooner Jerk Off Party in 10 Easy Steps

Are you tired of Gooning alone? Does the idea of pumping your meat alongside equally porn passionate and sex-addicted Gooners and Goonettes turn you on? You need a jerk off party, my darling!

In recent years, the subculture of Gooning has grown from a niche of the adult community to being a widespread passion of thousands. It’s even been endorsed by Angela White!

Pornosexuality is wonderful. But like many of the most incredible things in life, it’s even better when shared with like-minded people.

“Our subculture incorporates a range of beautifully open-minded people. Guys, girls, trans, and beyond, true Gooners are accepting of any porn lover. And your jerk off groups should be too!”

Since I published my confessions surrounding the regular mutual masturbation Gooning parties I hold at my apartment, many of you have reached out for advice on arranging your own.

The truth is, arranging a jerk off party with other Gooners isn’t that hard as long as you have the right tips and knowledge on how to do so.

And guess what? That’s what I’m going to share with you today! By the end of this article, you’ll know how to arrange the most incredible jerk off party known to Goonkind!

What is a Gooning Party Actually Like?

Gooning get-togethers can vary wildly. Generally, it’s a casual in-person meeting of Pornosexuals who gather to watch porn, edge together, and enjoy each other’s company.

The specifics of a jerk off party is down to the organizer and those taking part. It can be a strictly heterosexual affair or include bisexuality alongside various kinks.

The main aim is to provide an open-minded, judgement-free space for Pornosexual Gooners to revel in their edging pleasure in the presence of similar porn enthusiasts.

For me, a Gooning party is like a mini porn convention. I love welcoming people as passionate about pornography as I am into my home.

If you’re on a budget, consider asking for a small entry fee from each attendee. It’s only reasonable to ask for help towards covering the costs of arranging such a great party.

I take immense pride in providing a positive environment for them to edge themselves in. It’s incredibly rewarding. Now, let me reveal how you can host your own jerk off parties!

10Figure Out Where Your Jerk Off Party Will Be Held

Gooning porn cave

Firstly, you need to find a suitable place to hold a Gooning jerk off party. It can be at your home, an Airbnb, a hotel, etc.

It needs to be a discreet place where you won’t be disturbed by anybody. I hold masturbation sessions in my home, but I’d recommend something like an Airbnb if it’s your first time.

These private apartments are usually more discreet than hotels as they rarely have a reception. Many have a keycode entrance that you can give to your guests so they can let themselves in.

Pick a place with at least two rooms, reliable Wi-Fi, and a large TV to watch porn. Make sure it’s easy to find, comfortable, and has enough space for five to ten other Gooners.

9Now, Find Other Gooners to Jerk Off With!

Meeting other Gooner online for sex

So, you’ve sorted out the location of your jerk off session. Now, it’s time to find other Pornosexual Gooners to pump yourself silly with!

As with any kinky meetup, you have to be prepared for no-shows. Some people get cold feet. Others are blatant timewasters. Luckily, there are a few resources to choose from:

  • Adult Friend Finder A premium hookup site for the adult community. It’s easier to find reliable, genuine people on here. Gold members pay for membership and they’re looking for physical meets, not just to pass the time online. You can also narrow down your search locally.
  • Reddit Home to a number of Gooning and mutual masturbation communities. The downside is that it’s difficult to narrow down your search to people local to you.
  • Twitter – There’s a wide range of Pornosexual accounts and Goon porn posters on here. You can advertise a jerk off party and hopefully attract attendees. It shares the same downsides as Reddit, however.

Let them know the details once you have gathered enough like-minded porn addicts and get ready for the jerk off party! It’s time for the next step:

8Map Out Different Areas of Your Jack Off Party

How to throw a Gooner party

Remember when I said to pick a place with at least two rooms? This is the reason why. A jack off party is not just hours upon hours of people pumping their meat. People need a break.

I suggest assigning the most significant room with a TV as the main Gooning area. Make another room a chill-out zone for people to get some space and re-energize.

If you have another room and you’re expecting sexual interactions, you can assign that as a private booth for your Gooner guests to have fun with each other in private if the mood strikes.

If your chosen place has a balcony, that’s a bonus, and not only for smokers! Being in a room full of Pornosexuals pumping their fuck meat can get stuffy, so it’s nice to get some fresh air!

7Lay Down The Ground Rules For Your Hot Jerk Off Session!

Jerk off party with Gooner buddies

Come on, Gooner, you know how perverted your porn comrades can be! Like exploring any fetish, it’s essential to know your limits and make them clear from the start.

Ask yourself What you’re comfortable with and what your limits are. Do you want to pump with other guys, or do you want to suck their cocks like the porn whores on screen?

I’ve had mutual masturbation sessions with pussy free Gooners who refused to touch their fellow masturbators or me. Others have turned into full-on bisexual orgies.

During one of the bisex events, one Gooner couldn’t take seeing other guys suck cock and had to leave. Know your limits and make them explicit. It’s your party, make sure you enjoy it too!

6Be Accepting of All Kinks

Taboo mutual masturbation with a shemale at a jerk party

Our subculture incorporates a range of beautifully open-minded people. Guys, girls, trans, and beyond, true Gooners are accepting of any porn lover. And your jerk off groups should be too!

My mutual masturbation sessions have been attended by gay men, bisexual couples, slutty sissies, transsexuals and transvestites, I welcome everybody, and I suggest you do the same.

Incorporating new kinks, sexualities, and fetishes into a jerk off party will expand your Pornosexuality. If you try something you don’t like? No worries! You can at least say you tried.

If you’re uncomfortable being around people of different sexual persuasions and refuse to accommodate them, then I’m sorry, but you’re not really about this lifestyle.

5Supply Runs Are a Turn Off When Jacking Off to Porn

How my Gooner buddies corrupt me at jack off parties

I’m a well-organized person. When I invite my fellow kinksters over, I ensure they’re supplied with everything they need when jacking off to porn.

As a Gooner, you’re a connoisseur of masturbation. If you think bare skin on skin is going to cut it, you’re wrong. Any group jack off party needs to be adequately supplied with stuff like:

  • Adequate lube for all of the rigorous pumping that will take place.
  • Wet wipes for those that lose their egde and end up spurting their load.
  • Supply condoms and lube if you expect guests to get frisky with each other.
  • If you have sex toys, put them out for your guests to use.

If you think there’s something that there’s even the slightest chance that you might need, stock up. It’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

4Guys Jacking Off Can Get Hungry, So Include Refreshments!

Cum on pizza

I wouldn’t dream of organizing a Gooner get-together without providing ample refreshments to keep my beloved Porn addicts energized. It’s just not what a good host or hostess does!

It doesn’t have to be lobster and caviar. Just put out a few sandwiches, snacks, party food, and energy bars for your guests to enjoy.

People heading out every five minutes for snacks can kill the vibe, so deal with the catering in advance. If people are going to be drinking, ask that they bring a bottle as a guest courtesy.

3Spice Things Up With Jerk Off Games And Edging Challenges

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Just pumping to porn alone can get boring. So spice up your mutual masturbation party with some mind-bending jerk off games! Here are some ideas:

  • Try out some jerk off instruction videos (JOI) that commands the speed, frequency, and timing of your strokes and see who can make it to the end without blowing their load.
  • Assign punishments to those that lose edging or JOI challenges. For example, the one who cums first has to suck the cocks of all the other Gooners, clean up afterwards, etc.
  • Try to achieve the elusive sissigasm by making yourself to cum for porn with anal stimulation alone. Trust me, you’ll feel like the little cock riding whore you aspire to be!
  • Challenge yourselves to all cum together and time it with an iconic cumshot, squirt, or orgasm in your favourite porno. This is a great way to round off a jerk off party.

Jerk off games like these will keep your guests on their toes and add a healthy edge of competition to the event, making it even more fun!

2Make a Schedule For Your Circle Jerk Party

Porn is life, Porn is forever

If you’re a fan of Alan Partridge, you’ll have fond memories of his schedule for the ”Bond Marathon”. Well, my porn schedules have been compared to that. What? It’s important!

If a jerk off party is to last, say six to eight hours, then make a schedule. For example, here’s what one of my plans for a mutual masturbation session looks like:

  • 09:30-11:00 – Coffee and a chat to get to know each other and go over the plan for the day.
  • 10:00-11:00 – Gooning PMV and hypnosis porn videos
  • 11:00-12:00 – A mix of double penetration smut
  • 12:00-13:00 – Lunch and socialising with refreshments provided.
  • 13:00-14:00 – Play a jerk off game such as an edging challenge etc.
  • 14:00-15:30 – Each attendee plays his favourite porn flick to the other Gooners for review.
  • 15:30-17:00 – Aftercare session.

To round off, everybody chills out with a drink, talks about the day, and socializes with other like-minded porn lovers before we end the jerk party and head home.

1Provide Premium Porn And Show It The Respect it Deserves!

Pay for your porn caption

If you invited me to a jerk off party and played 360p porn from a crappy tube site all day, I’d leave. Show porn the respect it deserves, and play premium porn. This is critical!

If you’re going to go to all of the efforts of arranging a Gooner party only to play cheap, free pron, then you’ve failed at the last hurdle, darling.

A premium porn membership is cheap. Here are some of the best value-for-money porn sites that would fit in well and impress your guests at a jerk off party:

  • Grooby.com – The homeland of transsexual porn. A membership of Grooby opens a Pandora’s Box of shemale porn. The perfect thing to watch for a gang of Gooners dressed up like their favourite porn sluts.
  • Bang.com – An enormous database of porn dating back years. Multiple studios are available from Gonzo and interracial to squirting teens and relentless Porn Mommies. There is something for every Gooning taste here, all in full HD!

Pay for your porn, and you’ll never miss a drop of Porn Goddess nectar in 4K, be rewarded the audible gems of ASMR porn, and see every detail of the porn heels you love.

Final Thoughts: How Much Will a Group Jack Off Party Set You Back?

I know what you’re thinking. This all sounds fantastic, but how much will all of this cost? Well, it’s not that expensive with all things considered.

If you can host at your own home rather than a rented apartment, the costs involved are refreshments, masturbation accessories, and a premium porn membership.

As I mentioned earlier, it’s perfectly acceptable to ask for a small donation towards costs. The Goon community is close-knit and supportive. Many will be happy to contribute to a meetup.

By following the advice in this guide, I can guarantee you’ll pull off a well-run jerk off party with like-minded porn lovers that will provide memories to cherish forever.

Now, have fun! And remember guys: Stroking is life. Live for porn!

Disclaimer: This article is merely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Always implement safety measures when meeting up with people online with whom you haven’t met before. This article may contain affiliate links which means I may get a commission from any purchases made. All products are vetted beforehand and fit for purpose.

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