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The Perverse Anatomy of a Porn Bimbo in 8 Dumb Steps

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It’s my lifelong desire to transform myself into a Goonette Porn Bimbo from head to toe. But what does it take to truly become one? Let’s find out!

Today, I want to introduce you to the eight crucial parts of the Porn Bimbo anatomy and show you how they all come together to form the ideal cock-drunk whore who lives to serve cock.

Now, I hope you’re all paying attention, students because anybody who doesn’t will face detention and the end of my lube-soaked strap-on.

Now, are you ready?

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Let’s start from the very foundation of a Porn Bimbo, the mind. Any aspiring whore should be a dumbed-down version of their former self.

Your ambition should be to serve cock in all forms and memorize some of the filthiest cock handling talents there are.

Oh, you have a master’s degree from one of the world’s top universities? Nobody gives a fuck! Piss all over it in your mission to become a dumbed-down whore with cock on the brain 24/7.

Intelligent conversation won’t be on the agenda, as you’ll have hard fuck meat in your mouth almost all of the time.

”This is why any Porn Bimbo should learn to love anal sex. Train your hole with toys and online anal trainers to master the art of milking dicks into your bowels.”

The things you do say will be porn-fuelled babble, like the kind of literary filth Hillary Scott unleashes when she’s being fucked mercilessly and loving every second.

Bimbo Sluts Should Have Bleached Blonde Hair

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Now, your mind is a sex-driven shell of its former self. But what sits on top of the mind? Your hair! I’m a firm believer that any Porn Bimbo worth her salt should have bleach-blonde hair.

The reason for this is simple: blonde hair has historically been caused by high estrogen levels and has been seen by men as representing a woman’s high fertility.

Any aspiring Bimbo should aim for any swinging dick that passes her in the street to feel the urge to impregnate her, and blonde hair is a prime way to do this, especially when combined with a pair of dick-sucking lips, which brings us to the next feature!

Bimbo Women Need Pumped-Up Dick Sucking Lips

If your lips don’t enter the room before you do, don’t even dare to call yourself a Porn Bimbo. Pornstar lips are earned and are one of the key elements of the Bimbo anatomy.

Their aim is simple. Whenever a Porn Bimbo speaks about non-sexual issues, nobody listens because their minds are focused on the thought of a hard cock using her cock pillows like a human Fleshlight.

Puffed-up lips are what Alpha cocks deserve to have wrapped around their shaft, and there are few things as visually captivating and equally humiliating as these.

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Alongside your bleached blonde hair, one of the most prominent fertility symbols a woman can have is a huge pair of mammary glands.

Many will argue that a Bimbo’s breast enhancement journey is never over, and they’ll keep pumping up their milkers until they become enormous Porn Balloons of epic proportions.

A Porn Bimbo needs cock to sustain herself, and having a giant pair of breasts makes it impossible for most men to resist burying their cock in your hungry cunt.

The Perfect Bimbo Needs a Tight, Thin Body

Have you ever wondered why so many Porn Bimbos are so slim, slender, and hot-looking? It’s partly down to the fact that they ride so much cock, and all of that cardio eventually pays off.

I’m all about body positivity, but there are few things that can make a Bimbo’s giant lips and huge tits stand out better than when they’re attached to a slim and slender body.

So, hit the gym and get slim because you’re going to need a lot of cardio to keep up with the amount of hardcore fucking that lies in wait for any aspiring Porn Bimbo!

Adoration for Bimbo Anal Sex

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Let’s get something straight. You might look fertile, but nobody in their right mind is going to actually breed you. Trust me; motherhood and Bimbofication don’t mix!

However, men will still want to dump their load in your holes in the same way that they’d use a cheap Fleshlight, and your pussy isn’t open thirty days a month.

This is why any Porn Bimbo should learn to love anal sex. Train your hole with toys and online anal trainers to master the art of milking dicks into your bowels.

Any Sexy Bimbo Will Have Whore Tattoos

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few things show a whore’s dedication to the world of perversion and sleaze better than inking it into their skin forever. To show you what I mean, check out my guide to some of the greatest whore tattoos ever seen!

There’s no shortage of inspiration when it comes to slutty tattoos, and during my journey across the porn universe, I’ve seen the likes of:

  • An aspiring Latina Bimbo with the words ”spit first” circling her well-fucked asshole.
  • A cock-drunk whore with a Wild West brothel whore tattooed across the length of her thigh
  • A busty Bimbo with ”Born to Fuck” scrawled across her washboard stomach
  • A washed-up Bimbo GILF with the words ”Gangbang Queen” around her nipple

Of course, any slut stamp you get should be relevant to you. Choose wisely; a tattoo is for life, after all!

The Perfect Bimbo Will Have an Array of Stripper Heels

And last but by no means least is one of my favorite Porn Bimbo accessories; an audacious pair of Pleaser or stripper heels.

There’s nothing classy about these fuckers, and their sole purpose is to please men’s cocks and mark a Bimbo out as a bona fide whore.

As a rule, a Porn Bimbo’s high heels should be bigger than the dicks she’s being fucked by on a regular basis. So, we’re talking 12 inches and above here.

The Path to Being a Porn Bimbo Isn’t Easy, But The Rewards Are Plentiful

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Do you crave having the power to seize any cock you have your eye on and be able to vanquish mundane and vanilla-looking girls with ease?

The only way is to ensure you’re rocking a hypersexualized appearance that most men cannot resist, and the name of this style is simple; the Porn Bimbo!

Disclaimer: This article is merely a celebration of the Bimbo fetish for like-minded kinksters. It is not intended to offend, and anybody seeking to indulge in this fetish should do so responsibly and without risk of causing harm or upset to their loved ones and those around them.

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Great list! I’d add:

    – in addition to heels, boots of the whore kind (pvc and cum stained)
    – tight, shiny whorish clothes (loop earrings, neon bikinis, anything low cut and push up for breasts, short skirts that barely cover your ass and pussy, fishnets, and for me, latex 🤤)

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