I’ve been lucky enough to have a job that allows me to travel the world regularly and indulge in the different Pornosexual scenes worldwide.
From Gooning parties in the Czech Republic to hunting for used condoms with Slavic Goonettes in Ukraine, there are so many experiences I can recount.
But one of the most striking Gooning scenes I’ve discovered in recent years was on a recent trip to Thailand.
This Southeast Asian nation is known for its sleazy reputation, where hardcore sex is on tap in cities of sin like Bangkok and Pattaya, and the country’s sex trade is worth billions.
I’m considering taking a trip to Thailand, so I reached out to the Gooning community via the Whoreuro Discord to seek out some on-the-ground information about expat Pornosexuals living in the country who would be willing to meet with me and tell me how the notorious sleaze of Thailand enables them to live one of the wildest Pornosexual lifestyles imaginable.
Naturally, as a hard-bitten whore, I am determined to try out all of their Thai Gooning tactics myself, and the perverse stories will be shared in detail soon!
Now, prepare to meet the Gooners painting Thai towns with their precum!
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Mike, 44 – Watching Porn at a Thai Blowjob Bar
When most people think of the sleazy side of Thailand, they think of brothels and street whores. But I think one of the most underrated places you can check out is the Thai blowjob bars.
These bars are full of cock hungry women and are precisely what they sound like. You enter a bar, grab a beer, and watch the world go by.
Under the table, you can pay a bar girl to drop to her knees and suck your cock while you sip your beer. Pretty fuckin’ cool, right?
I’ve been watching porn and Gooning indoors for years, so I love hitting up blowjob bars in Thailand, sipping on an ice-cold beer in one hand with my headphones in, and watching porn on my smartphone.
Meanwhile, I’ll throw a few dollars around and have one or two Thai whores milk my cock under the table while I Goon.
Now, these girls are good, and they sure know their way around a cock. Luckily, I’ve been Gooning for so long that it takes around 40 minutes to an hour to make me spunk, so I get to watch some long-form porn until I blow my load.
If you want a tip, buy an extra pair of cheap Bluetooth headphones and give them to the girl sucking you so she can listen to the porn you’re watching.
In my experience, it makes them ten times hornier, and you can feel them really go into overdrive on your cock.
Jake, 51 – Paying a Group of Sex Workers to Watch His Gooning Session
I’ve always been an exhibitionist Gooner who gets the ultimate sexual edge from Gooning out with others.
I’ve attended some of Catherine’s Gooning parties in the past, and she was fascinated with my exhibitionist Gooning antics in Thailand.
I’m a dedicated Pornosexual, so I’m entirely pussy-free after devoting my cock to the worship of porn. When I go to Thailand, I hook up with local sex workers, but only for exhibitionism.
In my Airbnb condo, I often hire four or five local hookers of the most haggard variety. I’m talking Thai whores aged between 45 and 60 who have been in the sex industry for decades.
Then, I’ll set up a porn marathon on the condo’s huge TV while the old-school whores sit around and watch me beat my own meat into a trance. The humiliation is immense!
The disgusted and judgemental look in the eyes of some of the whores really pushes me over the edge.
These women have seen a lot of wild sexual stuff, but seeing me dressed in a slutty bodystocking with a horse cock dildo balls deep in my ass and jerking off to porn until I go cross-eyed is shocking even for them!
Some will partially get involved and add to the humiliation, whether pushing my heavily-used dildo down my throat to initiate an ass-to-mouth blowjob or making me lick their filthy heels clean; it’s a lottery as to what you’ll get!
Helen, 31 – Goonette Pays a Cleaner to Mop Up Her Goon Slop After Her
I moved out to Bangkok to work for a finance company. As a lesbian Goonette, I’ve found Thailand a paradise for my sexual needs.
I feel like I’m a minority in Thailand, but a handful of Goonettes are out here taking advantage of the numerous sexual experiences on offer.
I’ll often cruise the streets on weekends looking for sex workers willing to play with girls. Back at my apartment, I spend a few hours Gooning out with them and playing with their pussies.
In particular, I love meeting submissive Thai girls and putting them to work on my strap-on while we watch porn. I adore pounding their cheap cunts until they scream as loud as the pornstars on the screen.
And then comes the morning after… I have a middle-aged cleaner who comes to my apartment to clean up, and the sight awaiting her is often genuinely debauched.
But she doesn’t mind, and neither does she judge. One morning, I remember waking up from a Goon daze in bed with a 19-year-old hooker with a now-prolapsed asshole.
In the living room, the cleaner was cleaning the lube off my anal toys and mopping up the sticky pools of squirt, lube, and drool from the floor, all with a friendly smile. Fuck, I love Thailand!
Sandra, 38 – Thai Whores Fist And Fuck a German Sissy While Watching Porn
I’m Sandra, and for the last nine years, I’ve been heavily into the sissy scene. Three years ago, I went down the rabbit hole of Pornosexuality and have never looked back.
On the German sissy scene, I have a reputation for being an anal whore capable of taking practically any man’s dick or artificial toy balls-deep in my whore hole. I owe Thailand a lot for my talents!
On my regular trips to the country, I would pack a bag filled with toys and sissy gear with the intention of Gooning out in humiliating porn sessions with local whores, both ladyboys and women.
One of my favorite ways to Goon is to hire a ladyboy and a female sex worker and provide them with a tool kit of extreme anal toys before bending over, watching porn, and letting them unleash hell on my sissy ass for hours on end.
Many of the girls are curious as to how much damage my fuck hole can take and are blown away by my tolerance for extreme anal punishment.
Over the years, I’ve been double anal fucked by two ladyboys at once, fisted by a curious Thai hooker who chickened out when she almost went elbow-deep in my asscunt, and been fed my own ass juice off a BBC dildo that had just been rigorously sent into the depths of my sissy ass.
Sean, 37 & Karin, 44 – Creampie Cleanup on Sex Workers
I’m a married man and have been a fanatic of Asian porn for over 22 years, and it’s one of the things that made me fly out to Asia to live out my porn fantasies for real.
My wife, Karin, and I are both in the Pornosexual lifestyle, and she not only approves of my visits but sometimes accompanies me out there to indulge in the sleaze.
We’ve been regular visitors to Thailand’s city of sin, Pattaya, for almost ten years. In that time, we’ve become more than friendly with many local sex workers and other porn-loving expats living in the city.
I consider myself straight, but I’ve always had a submissive side when it comes to sex and have been heavily active in the cuckolding and Hotwife lifestyle with my wife.
While the strap-on is often pushed to the brink of its manufacturer’s warranty, One of my biggest Goon Triggers is watching some Creampie cleanup porn where a submissive male laps up hot sticky cum.
Thailand is a place where money talks and we formed a WhatsApp group with many local sex workers we knew personally and had played with before.
We knew all of them offered bareback sex to clients and would offer premium rates for them to come to our hotel or apartment after their shift and allow me to lick the cum out of their pussy, if they’d been Creampied that night.
Of course, it’s hit-and-miss. Sometimes, a week will pass with nothing, and then four will hit us up at once.
When they come over, my wife will sit back and masturbate her cunt ferociously as she watches me lap up the perverse mess leaking from their mangled and overworked twats. If they’ve been fucked in the ass, even better.
Quite often, my wife will step in to gently finger the Thai whores to ensure that no drop of cum is missed. She then slides her spunk-drenched fingers down my throat while looking me in the eye and calling me a whore.
With porn booming in the background, my record was four cum filled Thai whores who’d just finished their shift in a nearby Thai sex club.
When I’d finished, the cum and pussy juices of random men coating my throat and had leaked down onto my chest hair.
As the moans of smut bounced around the room, I got on my knees and leaked their porn-style pleaser heels clean to show my appreciation for these full-time whores.
Dave, 41 & Simon, 33 – Gooning Out With Other Sex Tourists
We’re a bisexual couple who have been living out in Thailand for several years and have recently tapped into the Gooning community.
We love hosting regular Gooning parties at our place. After all, we have a big apartment in downtown Pattaya, so it’d be a shame to waste it!
On multiple TVs and PC monitors, we blast porn for our attendees and provide food and drinks. Rather than bring a bottle, we encourage Gooners to “bring a whore,” and many show up with cheap whores they’ve hired for the night.
The parties don’t take long to descend into porn-fuelled debauchery, with many of the attendees acting out what they see on screen with the promiscuous Thai sluts they’ve brought with them.
As bi guys, the sight of multiple masturbating cocks echoing around the room is divine for us, as is the resultant orgy and freshly-fucked pussy walking around.
The next day, the apartment is left an absolute mess. Luckily, one attendee has a cleanup fetish and adores salvaging all of the spilled cum, cunt juices, and filled condoms, which saves us the headache of cleaning up!
Thailand is Becoming a Mecca of Pornosexuality!
From male Gooners to female and sissy Goonettes, it seems Thailand is becoming a new Mecca of Pornosexuality due to the countless opportunities for hardcore Gooning that one can indulge in.
Sidequest unlocked: Book a flight to Bangkok and see what kind of filth I can get up to over there. Thailand is wild, but is it ready for the Queen of Whores? Stay tuned to find out!
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