Gooning has been around for a long time but has only started getting traction recently. This means a lot of people are unsure of where they stand on the Pornosexual spectrum.
This is where I come in to help. On the back of the popularity of the Whoreuro sissy slut test, prepare to be introduced to a porn test that determines how addicted to pornography you are.
This is how it goes: For each Gooning act you’ve carried out, you collect the relevant points and then add them all up to get the final result.
Now, are you ready to see how deep down the rabbit hole you are, you filthy fuckin’ porn addict? If so, let’s go!
Table of Contents
Phase 1: +1 Point For Each Attainment
Oh, look at you! So much corruption is still to come your way, and your hungry tongue is panting for it. The following acts are where it all starts and are the opening scenes of a Gooning journey.
You’ve Edged Your Cock to Porn
Remember when you used to watch one porn video, blow your load, and move on? That feels like a long time ago. Now, you find yourself investing hours into increasingly hardcore smut and edging.
You’re becoming a prisoner to XXX pixels as you increasingly push your cock to the edge of pleasure and take it back. You don’t even need lube, thanks to the river of pre-cum oozing from the tip.
Tasted Your Own Pre-cum
It didn’t take long for that alluring river of glistening liquid oozing from your fuck meat to start tantalizing your tastebuds. I wonder what it tastes like? You started asking yourself.
Fast forward slightly, and you’re now subconsciously consuming every drop of pre-cum that flows from your Goon Stick. The taste almost gives you a high and sends goosebumps through your body.
Watched JOI
No longer satisfied with merely edging, you decide to seek out the guidance of perverted women who spend all day making jerk-off-instruction videos online.
You do whatever these sadistic whores ask, despite the fact they’re pushing your cock to the brink of destruction and encouraging you to watch increasingly hardcore and mind-bending Porn.
Cancelled Plans For Porn
“Fuck your friends! Stay indoors and devote your time to Porn, you pathetic fuckin’ pumper!” the latex-clad bitches in your favorite JOI videos barked into your ASMR headphones.
Your friends start to wonder where you’ve gone and why you don’t come out anymore. “Maybe he’s got a new girlfriend who is keeping him busy all the time?” they say amongst themselves.
Damn fuckin’ straight, you have a new girlfriend; her name is Porn!
Phase 2: Take +3 Points For Each Achievement
You’re now a library of knowledge about everything to do with Porn. You can reel off pornstar bios like a supercomputer. You’ve learned every piece of Gooning slang there is. Things are getting extreme.
You Bought Porn Relics off the Internet
You’re not fuckin’ stupid. You know that cheap whore’s panties are barely worth $2, yet you’ve forked out over $100 for them just because they’ve been wrapped around her mangled cunt.
You don’t care. It’s another porn relic for your collection and something to bury your porn-hungry nose into as you pump to Goon. Without sordid relics to hand, you can barely get hard.
You’ve even bought used pleaser heels covered in the piss and lube of a triple anal porn set and happily sucked them clean during a Gooning session. You’re so far gone you barely look at the time.
You’ve Gooned for 24 Hours Straight
Sunrise, sunset. It makes no difference. The curtains are closed, and you’re basked in the warm glows of Porn playing on multiple screens in the room. You’re utterly porn-drunk and babbling filth.
Your Goon Stick begs for mercy. It craves release. Seconds before you pump your seed over your stomach, a particularly perverse order comes from a JOI whore on one of your porn screens.
You’ve Eaten Your Own Cum
”A real Pornosexual never wastes his cum. Recycle your jizz in tribute to Porn!” the perverted JOI Mistress, now controlling significant chunks of your Gooning sessions, barks over the screen.
As you pump splooge out of your fuck meat, you don’t hesitate to scoop the copious amounts of semen up, push it into your mouth, savor it, and swallow it. Fuck, what a rush!
You finally understand why porn sluts go so wild when they taste a man’s cum. You’re fired up, energized, and hornier than you’ve ever been before. Look at you, a nasty little cum guzzler!
You’ve Started Investing in High-Tech Sex Toys
With each passing day, your sex toy collection grows bigger. You’re increasingly investing in some of the most advanced sex toys for men that money can buy and are increasingly pushing the limits.
From AI-powered male masturbators that mimic the actions of your favorite pornstars on-screen to lifelike sex dolls that you can’t keep your cock out of, you now have a small armory of sexual gadgets.
However, there’s one type of toy that you still have to deploy. You’re nervous to take the plunge and use it, but when you realize it’ll allow you to tick off a tier 3 challenge of this porn test, you go for it.
Phase 3: Take +5 Points For Each Achievement
At this point, Porn is on your mind when you wake up and when you fall asleep. Smut is running through your veins, and you still can’t get enough of it. Still, it’s time to take things up a notch.
You’ve Started Copying Your Favorite Pornstars Using a Dildo
After a while, jerking your increasingly limp cock to the divine sight of Porn wasn’t scratching your itch.
You’re now starting to get warped, and rather than wishing it was your dick hammering pornstar’s wet and welcoming holes, you start to crave the sensation of your own cheap Gooner holes being defiled.
That huge BBC dildo you bought “for a joke” is now a vital part of your Gooning sessions. Whether you’re making it vanish down your throat while watching Bukkake blowbangs or riding it and screaming like a cheap whore when your gaze is glued to interracial gangbangs, you’re now adept at handling cocks.
You can now better connect with the whores you worship on screen. You feel every thrust they do and moan in sync as they slide down the rabbit hole of sin, virtually hand in hand with you.
You’re Attending Porn Conventions to Meet Stars and Fellow Gooners
There was a time when your porn addiction was a wholly private affair that you kept behind closed doors.
Now look at you, standing in line at a porn convention shoulder to shoulder with Gooner friends you met online.
You feel at home amongst like-minded pumpers and euphoric at the chance to meet your porn idols in real life, browse the latest sex toys on the market, and network with the broader kink community.
But when the porn convention comes to an end, the Gooners you came in with, along with a plethora of porn-crazed stragglers you’ve all picked up along the way, aren’t ready to call it a night.
You’ve Gooned Out With Other Pornosexuals
Before you know it, you’re in a local Airbnb with hardcore Porn playing on multiple screens. The room is full of the sound of pumping cocks, fingering cunts, and sexually-liberated moans.
The smell of porn-fuelled lust hangs in the air like a blanket. You feel almost drunk while you pump your cock in the hypersexualized atmosphere created by your gang of Gooner friends.
“I’m straight, it’s just an experiment!” That’s what you told yourself when your BBC dildo’s balls connected with your own as it disappeared in your porn-drunk asshole.
It’s the same thing you said to yourself as you lost control and wrapped your throat around a fellow Gooner’s cock while he used you like a cheap sex toy to dump his latest cum load inside.
You Feel That Your Sexuality Is Changing
You always considered yourself straight, but Porn is changing you. It’s not turning you gay; it’s doing something else. Something you struggle to put your finger on.
You dream of pussy day in and day out, yet the thought of actually fucking a cunt is inferior to beating your meat to Porn.
Rather than cumming through jerking your dick, your preferred method is to hammer your prostate with a realistic dildo until you spurt ropes of cum via a hands-free orgasm.
Ok, It’s Time to See Your Porn Test Results and Find Out How Addicted to Pornography You Really Are, Gooner!
So, just how addicted to pornography are you, pumper? We’re now at the stage of this porn test where we find out what your accumulated points mean!
- 0 – 7 Points – You’re no average porn fan. The sight of smut triggers something profound inside of you; it’s only a matter of time before it escalates to the next level. So, what’s holding you back?
- 8 – 15 Points – You’re a porn fanatic. You’re at your happiest when sidestepping social events and investing your money in sordid porn relics and sex toys instead. However, you still have work to do!
- 16 – 24 Points – In the privacy of a Goon Cave, you’re a full-on Gooner with a plethora of perverted online friends who help you to sink deeper down the rabbit hole. When will you meet them IRL?
- 25 – 36 Points – You don’t just beat off over pornstars; you meet them IRL and smell their whore scent. You don’t just suck dildos; you milk other Gooner’s cocks, too! You’re an elite-tier porn addict, you nasty little fucker; well done!
Now, I sure hope that this porn test has helped you to find your place on the Pornosexual spectrum and give you ideas on how to bring your Gooning journey to the next level.
As always, Mommy Catherine is dripping at the thought of how many legit Gooners are reading Whoreuro. So, tell me what score you got in the comments below!
26, that’s difficult to count with a dildo balls deep in my ass tickling my prostate while locked in chastity. Really just one step for me. Meet other gooner goonetts and whores!
Love it! I can hear that cage rattling from here. Anal-loving Gooners are always welcome at Whoreuro parties 😉 x
24, although I did buy Donna Marie’s knickers I didn’t count that as was so long ago, plus it means I can get the dopamine hit if I hit that achievement in 2024 so yay! 😊 Did have a goon session with a guy last year, poppers and porn, it was his first time and think his mind was blown when I picked up the tissue he wiped up his load with and ate it as I came too, I did not care!
Must do something like that again soon..
Ha! It really does show you how hardcore someone is when you do something with their spunk when they’re in a post-nut phase. I fondly the remember of disgust on the face of guys watching me slurp any drops of their batter that’s leaked out of my mouth or off my body up off a dirty floor x
Ooh, looks of disgust really get me going, made me shiver just reading that from you 😈 xx
very accurate!! i got 20 and the description fits me perfectly
Nice! But I hope you’re keen to take it higher! 😉 x
got 18. need to get that higher in 2024
It’s the perfect New Year’s Resolution, babe x
I got 11 need to up my game
Yep, you do! I expected higher from you, we need to pump those numbers up! x
17- but it’s spot on!
It seems there’s still work for you to do to reach your full Gooning potential, and I’m glad you found the test accurate! x
26 o my porn love
Nice, that’s a good score! 😉
26 for a 26 year old! NEEED to get to 35 though! Porn is just so much better with company :))
Ha! Nice! It is indeed, I’m sure you’ll hit 35 in no time! 😉 x
17 for me.
accurate in my opinion
It’s a decent score, but do you intend to improve it? 😉 x
I got 17 and the description fits me pretty well. Nice and thought out article!
Nice score! Do you plan to make it higher? And thank you 🙂 x
Well, 19 for me. Not too bad considering that some levels are reachable with difficulty on my side.
Absolutely, 19 isn’t a bad starting score at all. The perfect foundation to take your Gooning journey to the next level 😉 x
Looking to start my gooning journey. Need some advice and maybe a mentor?
You can start by exploring my dedicated guide to Gooning that teaches you how to get started. Then, if you want to explore further and want a mentor, feel free to contact me. If you’re dedicated enough, I’ll consider taking you on as a Gooning recruit x
25, realizing that I need to improve. Legs far apart and vibrating my sissy clit during test.
17. It’s really a time to start finally attending conventions. As well as gooning with whore’s ruined panties on my face. Catherine, do you sell yours?
22 yeah that’s accurate. Just got back from the AVN’s, got some good footage, got into some good debauchery and had fun. I’ve always been a proud perv.
Catherine sweetheart I scored 26 points but feel you should have given a bonus for drinking my own squirt.
Gotta stay hydrated during those long goon session’s when I don’t have someone’s fuckholes to use
Kiss lustfully your wh orbit
GrantXtreme
Aka Grant Fairchill
As always a great article. I scored 33, the only thing I haven’t done is buy relics from the internet, the advanced sex toys I have e-stim devices, happy to knock off points if they are seen as basic. I do have signed posters from pornstars but I got them from a porn convention I went to a few years ago.
Is this all that makes some addicted Dressing like a pornstar, poppers, cock and ball gear. Accounts on X, discord, porn sites, multiscreen setups.
I’m at 10 but looking forward to get deeper into my destiny.
I didn’t expect it, I already got 17 points >.<
Nice! Goood job, Gooner! x
I’m last mentioned
I only got a 10 🥺
Time to pump those numbers up, darling! 😉 x
23. I dunno if I’ll ever go IRL I spend too much time staring at the pretty pictures on the screen
I got 1. I want to get more depraved in life but if all the gooning lifestyle has to offer is femdom then i’m not interested
Luckily there’s far more than just Femdom on offer, then x
45. Plus, I’ve gooned out while sucking cock at the adult video store near me. I have a regular goon bud. I always end up taking his load. Love forced bi porn.