Porn is a divine work of art that deserves our unbridled attention and worship. But sadly, aside from the introduction of Gooner toys, it’s often not very interactive, for the most part.
Sure, you could go on leading cam sites and pay for one-on-one sessions with famous pornstars like Gianna Michaels, where you can direct the action a little more.
But that often isn’t cheap, and we don’t all have Elon Musk’s pocketbook. So, what’s a smut-hungry Gooner to do? Well, I have the answer.
“Rather than sitting back and jerking to porn, you can control your favourite Porn Goddesses and work towards transforming them into the ultimate globe-trotting whore.”
Pornstar Harem is a wild RPG porn game that lets you control the filthy adventures of your favourite porn stars in a cum-soaked adventure across a sinful world.
So, is this the ultimate porn game for Gooners? Keep reading this Pornstar-studded review and find out for yourself! Or you can check this porn adventure game out for yourself here.
Table of Contents
What is Pornstar Harem?
Pornstar Harem is an online RPG where you are guided by an angel – a shape-shifting woman who not only helps you get laid but occasionally fucks you – into increasing your harem of porn stars.
You do this by visiting various locations worldwide and completing quests, completing optional side-quests, and participating in PvP battles where you can win the affections of a porn star if you can seduce her away.
Rather than sitting back and jerking to porn, you can control your favourite Porn Goddesses and work towards transforming them into the ultimate globe-trotting whore.
Of course, feel free to pump yourself silly as you do. This game can be played one-handed! Why not perfectly combine it with a Pornstar Fleshlight?
How do I play Pornstar Harem?
Pornstar Harem is a browser game that is simple to navigate. To play the adventure part of the game, click on a location to watch the story scene that takes place there.
Each frame of the scene requires stamina to click through to the next; if you’re out of stamina, you need to wait for it to recharge over time, or you can buy more using gold (one of the game’s two currencies).
And speaking of currencies: there are, as mentioned, two major ones. The first is gold, the game’s equivalent to real-world currency. To get gold, you’ll need to spend actual hard, real-world money.
With gold, you can do various things – expedite quest completion, refill your stamina, collect your in-game earnings faster, or simply buy more of the game’s other currency: cash.
Cash is used for purchasing gifts for your harem (which levels up their affection), purchasing training aides for your harem (which levels up their, um, level) or purchasing gear for your avatar (which increases your stats).
What is the gameplay style of Pornstar Harem?
At its most basic level, the game is about resource management. There are several tabs from the main menu. This is how they work:
Adventure Mode
In the adventure mode, you will visit various locations, each of which features several stills from incredible porn videos.
Simply click through each frame and enjoy the divine Porn Goddesses on display. Each click generally requires one point of stamina at lower levels, although the higher up you get, the more clicks are required.
After the starting area (Begin City, which we are assured is definitely a real place in the American Midwest), there are boss fights in which you pit several girls from your harem against an ‘evil’ porn star who is controlling her own harem.
Beat her enough times, and you’ll ‘free’ a girl from her harem.
Harem
This is where you manage the girls in your pornstar harem. You have an overview of each girl’s experience level and ‘affection’ (which controls just how naked she is on her profile picture).
Each girl also provides an income (in in-game cash – not gold), collectable approximately every half-hour.
You can up your girls’ slutty experience in battles with porn-star bosses or in PvP events where your harem is pitted against another player’s.
You can also buy the slut under your command a wide range of sex aids to up their filthy levels of kink experience.
You can also buy a girl’s affections with the three primary ways to a woman’s heart – panties, flowers, giant dildos, and butt plugs.
There are other options, of course, but everyone knows that real women go gaga for things they can put on/in/around their butt/nose/mouth.
When you get a porn star’s affection to the next level, you can pay a premium (in cash or gold) to have her profile picture enter a slightly more provocative state of undress.
Activities
Under this tab, you’ll find something not too dissimilar to daily quests on a typical MMO – buy X items, complete X boss fights, etc.
The first sub-heading is ‘daily goals’, which is precisely what it sounds like: goals you need to finish that day. The examples given above should give you a good idea of what these are about.
The next sub-heading is ‘missions’. There is nothing too much to these; simply choose one, and it will be completed in the allotted time.
Finally, there are ‘contests’, where you are ranked against other porn-loving players. Donate more cash or earn more points in challenges than your competitors, and you can win some top prizes.
The best prizes usually give you gold, which is a rarity, so these are worth doing!
Leagues
This is a ranked leaderboard for those who enjoy the PvP aspect of the game. You cannot play ranked PvP until you’re level 20, which requires a small investment of time (4 or so hours from the beginning of play).
Market
You’ll be spending a lot of your time here! In the market there are four kinds of shops:
- Equipment AKA stuff you can outfit your character with. Everything from tantric cock-rings to inspiring ball-gags can be had here, all of which improve your character’s hardcore, know-how, charm, endurance and harmony stats.
- Boosters are temporary boosts to your character’s stats. Everything from penis pumps to suspect dick pills can be had here.
- Books are not used to increase anyone’s erudition but more to increase your harem’s erection-inducing faculties. You can use them to give XP to your girls.
- Gifts panties, butt-plugs, flowers etc. Used to increase a girl’s affection towards you and thereby get her more naked. Note that even if you level up a girl’s affection level, you still need to pay cash or gold to unlock the next level.
Nightclub
In the nightclub, you can spend gold or cash in a sort of lucky dip to get random legendary items/girls. The more you spend, the greater your chances of getting better items.
Sex God Path
Unlockable after finishing the first two towns, this mode gives you the chance to engage in high-end PvE battles for premium girls.
Clubs
Unlockable after getting 15 girls into your harem. At the time of writing, we did not have 15 girls in our harem.
Seasons
Unranked PVP, where you can choose to face three randomly-selected players with your harem. If you win, you will be awarded XP and gems.
Seasons use their own form of virtual porn currency, known as ‘kisses’.
Pornstar Harem Review
Pornstar Harem is, at its heart, a freemium game – but a pretty generous one. We didn’t spend a penny on our free account and got plenty of play out of it nonetheless.
Plenty can be achieved with in-game cash without resorting to buying gold with IRL currency, and there are even a couple of ways of getting gold without spending a penny.
The meat and veg of the game is, basically, your harem. They will help you win boss fights and beat other players in PvP.
In order to upgrade them, you’ll need to buy plenty of gifts and sex ed books, which will make your girls pack a bigger punch in a fight.
The more you invest in them, the more fights you’ll win and the faster you’ll get them naked.
“Before you know it, you’ve whiled away the wee hours controlling some of the world’s most notorious porn stars as they fuck and suck their way through the world.”
The adventure portion of the game is like a filthy online comic book. You’ll go to a location where one or more slutty girls are waiting, and there will be a series of stills in which the girls fuck and suck their way through the story – often accompanied by some pretty funny dialogue.
The game has a very addictive element: the more you play, the more you unlock, and the more you want to play.
There is very much an element of “just one more mission” to the set-up of Pornstar Harem that will keep you coming back for more.
The timers on most missions and to wait for your harem’s money to come through are not very long either, adding to the addictive, just-one-more-go nature of the game.
It’s easy to log in, and before you know it, you’ve whiled away the wee hours controlling some of the world’s most notorious porn stars as they fuck and suck their way through the world.
Pornstar Harem Payment Options
As mentioned, Pornstar Harem’s IRL currency is called ‘gold’. It’s possible to buy one-off amounts of gold with the standard freemium model of discounting you the more you buy.
At the time of writing, the gold prices were as follows:
- 1320 gold for 10 euros.
- 2760 gold for 20 euros.
- 7200 gold for 50 euros.
- 15.6k gold for 100 euros.
As you can see, the rewards scale nicely with increased investment. There are also monthly subscriptions available.
A silver card (which you get for free for three days when signing up) gives you 60 gold per day and a bunch of other goodies for about 3 euros a month.
The next step up, the gold card, is about 10 euros and nets you 150 gold per day plus extra resources for PvP and boss fights.
Finally, the platinum card gives you 360 gold per day, extra PvP and boss battle chances, re-rolls on premium items you don’t like, and massive discounts across the board on market purchases.
Special bundles are also available, which are periodically refreshed and offer lots of goodies in a single package, and even a reasonably priced season pass which offers massive savings for a single season.
So, Is This The Perfect Gooner Game?
If you’re a porn fan and love the inspiring world of online games, there has rarely been a better option for such a fine addition to your games collection than Pornstar Harem.
Overall, Pornstar Harem is a very competitively priced freemium game that offers quite a lot even if you’re not spending a cent.
You can, however, have a much-improved experience even with the silver pass, and it really is a minimal investment for the incredible amount of porn adventures you can play.
Even if you don’t plan on spending money, it’s worth checking out Pornstar Harem. What are you waiting for – check it out today here!
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