Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past year and a half, you’ve probably been affected by the pandemic and subsequent lockdowns somehow.
As a self-confessed sex addict forced to lockdown, this led to me coming up with some slut simulator ideas to sexually entertain myself in lockdown.
Sex addicts, fetishists, and swingers like myself have been affected massively and unable to indulge in our desires.
So I decided to share my slut simulator ideas with my followers to give you some inspiration and quench your lust until we can all get back out there and get wild again!
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Phone Sex is a Great Slut Simulator
To kick off our slut simulator, we start with an age-old classic: phone sex. These days, everyone has an HD camera on their phone that can easily share it. However, never underestimate the classics!
Usually consisting of dirty talk, verbal humiliation, and sex sounds combined with masturbation, it can be a bit awkward if it’s your first time at phone sex.
But once you’re used to it, phone sex can tantalize your senses and provide a new sexual edge to your lockdown masturbation.
If you’re doing it with someone you know well but are forced to socially distance yourself from, phone sex often comes naturally.
But for new partners, I suggest starting off with sexting before upgrading to phone sex.
Discover The Performing Sex for a Live Audience Kink Name
One of my favorite, albeit controversial, masturbation tools during lockdown has been indulging in my voyeuristic side through the help of my next-door neighbors and paper-thin walls.
I can often hear them fucking wildly through the wall and use their sex sounds to cum hard without them knowing.
Of course, not everybody is fortunate enough to have sexually active neighbors and thin walls. But this is 2021, and the internet has you covered.
There is a dedicated subreddit to recorded sex sounds from around the world that you can use through od headphones to use other people’s sexual sounds as a masturbation tool.
r/overheardsex is flooded with audio recordings shared by people who have recorded friends, neighbors, or strangers loudly fucking like crazy.
Some of these sex sounds are insanely intense and will make you cum in no time.
Virtual Sex Parties
Since the beginning of lockdown, I’ve grown accustomed to virtual sex parties. Usually hosted over Zoom, it’s a sex party carried out over webcam as a substitute for real sex and swinger parties.
Whilst not comparable to the real thing, these virtual sex parties have allowed me to catch up with my friend in the swinging and fetish scene and act out in sexual activities and masturbation for a crowd, albeit virtual.
Homemade Gloryhole
If you’re an avid reader of the site, you’ll know that I’m a big fan of Gloryholes. I recently wrote a guide detailing 10 ways to find your nearest Gloryhole. However, the pandemic has seen the bulk of Gloryhole locations temporarily closed for safety reasons.
This is pretty sad, as Gloryholes are actually a much safer way to engage in sex whilst restricting face-to-face contact.
It was even recommended as a form of safe sex by the Public Health Board of New York during the initial outbreak of COVID-19. So my next slut simulator tactic is to make a homemade Gloryhole.
A Gloryhole can be easy to make with various types of materials. A homemade Gloryhole can range from a bedsheet with a hole hung over a doorframe to a piece of cut-to-measure MDF with an appropriate hole cut inside. The latter is for the more creative and worth the extra effort.
When you’ve created your homemade Gloryhole, you then advertise it on fetish sites or dating apps, with common sense applied, and wait for the cocks to appear.
I ask my Gloryhole attendees to wear a mask throughout the session, and it gives me an opportunity to taste some cock without potentially exposing myself to Covid-19.
Porn & Sex Blogging
And last, but by no means least, is the porn and sex blogging option of the slut simulator. Personally, this was one of the smartest decisions I made during lockdown.
Make use of the lockdown by using it to create a blog covering your sexual escapades, tips, advice, and reviews.
Not only is it a great way to build up a network of friends and followers, but it’s also a great investment and an opportunity to learn SEO and website design. There are many options for newbies when it comes to setting up a website or blog.
During lockdown, not only did I create Whoreuro to cover my own sexual journey, sex stories, porn reviews, and guides to sex and various fetishes.
I transformed my porn addiction into a business by creating a series of porn tube sites focusing on my favorite niches.
Conclusion to The Slut Simulator Ideas
So, in conclusion, I hope this slut simulator guide has given you some dirty ideas to cope with your sexual urges in lockdown.
From homemade gloryholes to voyeurism, there are many ways to have some slut games in the safety of your own home and quench your lust.
Most importantly, keep your chins up, your pussies wet, and your cock hard. Fingers crossed that this nightmarish pandemic will be over soon, and we can ditch the slut simulation and realize our sexual fantasies for real!
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