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EvilAngel.com: Does It Retain Its Hardcore Crown in 2024? 

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Evil Angel has been going so long; it’s older than most of the 18+ girls, getting covered in man-spaff in its content.

That’s right – EvilAngel.com has been allowed to drink for fourteen years and able to pick up a rifle and go to war for its country for sixteen years.

For anyone who’s not able to math through my rather oblique age references, that puts it at the 35-year mark.

That’s right – Evil Angel has been in the biz since nineteen eighty-nine. For reference, that’s the same year that Michael Keaton slipped into the Caped Crusader’s kecks for Batman. In case I’m not making this abundantly clear, Evil Angel is old as fuck

”it’s not too long before things descend into a Thanksgiving-ruining Bacchanal of dick-riding, rim-jobbing, and full penetration. Whatever will Grandma say at Christmas Dinner?”

And with age comes knowledge. The knowledge of where best to put a camera in order for optimal jackhammering capture, how best to lean into a truly kinetic mise en scene (google it), and how to attract some of the hottest girls in the business. Evil Angel puts that considerable experience to truly great use, making for one of the best one-stop porn experiences you’re likely to find. 

EvilAngel.com, the infamous porn studio’s official website, which you can explore balls-deep here, has long held the crown of “best hardcore porn site” – and it’s not tough to see why.

The site is particularly proud of its enviable back-catalog of backdoor action, with one of the most comprehensive collections of anal in the world. It’s also fully committed to making sure that every single video made since 1989 is uploaded and ready for your viewing pleasure. 

That said – we live in a brave new world (2024, to be precise), and Evil Angel has a lot more competition than it once did. From modern-day titans like PornHub and XVideos to the many, many pretenders to the throne that lurk on this gargantuan agglomeration of human knowledge that we call the internet, it’s a little bit harder than before to retain such a coveted crown as the hardcore one. 

So – how does EvilAngel.com stack up in 2024? Is it still the undisputed porn champion, or has it been usurped by one of the many young bucks jockeying for position? Read on to find out, or if you’re looking to go direct to Evil Angel, click on the screenshot below to skip my porn-drunk ramblings!

What’s the Deal With EvilAngel.com?  

As noted, Evil Angel has been going since 1989. Its website, EvilAngel.com, got started in 1996, but internet speeds being what they were back then (e.g. 2 hours to download a 45-second 240p .avi of possibly a woman possibly getting cornholed), no online pornography was offered.

Instead, they sold VHS cassettes of their “gonzo pornography” – a genre created and popularized by the studio in which the action is limited to a single scene and attempts to immerse the viewer in that scene as much as possible. 

EvilAngel.com joined the online porn game in the late noughties and soon populated its online catalog with much of the work for which it was best known. 

”The site has on retainer some of the doyennes of deep-dicking, including Savannah Bond, Adriana Chechik, and Scarlet Chase. They’ve also embraced the rise of the trans porn community, and you’ll find some of the finest trans actors at work today.”

The site is competitively priced, with several payment options available. Those who know that EvilAngel.com is a perfect fit for them (not unlike the recta of many of its girls) might plump for an annual subscription, which works out at around £10.95/month.

If you’re of a more conservative bent (financially speaking, of course – we’ll take it as read that you’re a fucking degenerate when it comes to matters of the flesh), then you may want to take the relationship slower, with a monthly package that costs either £24.95 or £39.95 per month.

What’s the difference, you may ask? The former does not include downloads, while the latter has unlimited downloads. Finally, there is a 3-day trial available at £3.95 – perfect for toe-dippers who want to get a feel for things before diving in headfirst. 

Has the Evil Angel Video Collection Stood the Test of Time?

With a long porn history stretching back to the late eighties, you might be feeling a little porn drunk when it comes to exploring Evil Angel’s video collection.

So, let me help you out! Here are three titles to get started with, and they’re all Evil Angel scenes that are solid examples of what the studio has to offer.

Jynx Maze is So Amazing 

Directed by the man himself – Evil Angel founder John Stagliano – ‘Jynx Maze so Amazing’ features Stagliano talking us through the very best scenes of the formidable Ms. Maze herself.

Maze is one of the world’s undisputed queens of anal, and Stagliano – no greenhorn when it comes to spelunking the old dirt cavern – is on hand to take us through the very best scenes of Jynx’s careers. 

Some people may find it off-putting to have an aging Gen-Xer talk over some of porn’s hottest scenes while they try to get their nut on, but the fact that it’s the most popular video on the site should disabuse that notion entirely.

People like to watch porn, but people also enjoy being told why they should enjoy said porn, preferably in the husky tones of a porn-directing legend. 

Hookup Hotshot: E-Girls 17 

Directed by Brian Gozzling (no relation to Ryan Gosling, which should be obvious given their differently-spelled surnames), Hookup Hotshot brings us the unparalleled dick-sucking abilities of Chloe Amour, an industry vet who spends the majority of the video sandwiched between the gargantuan members of the appropriately-monikered Danny Mountain (which I suspect may be a pseudonym) and Dorian del Isla, whose surname translates as “monster cock” [citation needed]. 

You’ll be blown away by this 4K gem in which Chloe Amour sucks and fucks both of her male co-stars to completion, using every orifice she has at her disposal. The video’s pièce de résistance is undoubtedly when Ms Amour, having induced jizzplosions in Messrs Mountain and del Isla, directs both gentlemen to decant their man fat into a glass, which Ms Amour then glugs in a manner most greedy.

Truly a video for the more rarefied wankers amongst you.  

Lia’s Big Step-Family 2 

This much-viewed masterpiece, directed by Rocco Siffredi, concerns itself with the carnal misadventures of a misbegotten family of step-siblings (whom, I’ll be frank, I suspect may not actually be related at all). The titular (and spectacularly-titted) Lia Lin is poolside with all her step-siblings – Charlie Forde, Elisa Kalvi, and Vince Karter.

Before we can even begin to ponder the implications of there not being a single pair with a surname in common, Mr Karter has intimated that he might enjoy the spectacle of his alleged step-sisters lezzing it up big time. 

Things soon heat up, with all three sisters eager to get a taste of step-brother’s throbbing manhood, and it’s not too long before things descend into a Thanksgiving-ruining Bacchanal of dick-riding, rim-jobbing, and full penetration. Whatever will Grandma say at Christmas Dinner? 

The Good Stuff!

Make no mistake about it: Evil Angel hangs onto its crown as the king of hardcore/anal, with some truly amazing videos not only from its halcyon late 80s/early 90s days but also with its modern output.

The site has on retainer some of the doyennes of deep-dicking, including Savannah Bond, Adriana Chechik, and Scarlet Chase. They’ve also embraced the rise of the trans porn community, and you’ll find some of the finest trans actors at work today. 

It’s also reasonably priced – certainly so when you realize the sheer volume of hardcore pornography, you’ll get access to with your monthly fee, which – you’ll recall – can be as little as £25 a month. Pay a little more, and you get to download as much of that smut as you’d like. You can’t really argue with pricing like that. 

Further to that, EvilAngel.com has gone all out with its UX. The site is nicely designed, sticking with the iconic black-and-red color scheme that has defined Evil Angel since its early days.

Videos are laid out in horizontal strips with extra-large thumbnails and previews upon hover, making it quick and easy to browse and find the sort of content that floats your boat.

Categories are minimal but functional, allowing you to browse by movie, performer, or video clips. There are also photos and quick access to the live cam sister site, Evil Angel Live. 

All in all, there’s a lot to like about Evil Angel. From its massive collection of quality porn (including all its vintage stuff) and a stable that features some of the hottest performers working today, there’s something for everyone on EvilAngel.com. 

The Downsides  

It’s tough to find fault with such a fantastic site, because it really does set out to deliver a fantastic user experience from start to finish. With such an amazing array of performers and a smooth and easy interface that means that you’ll always find what you’re looking for, what more is there to say?

If there’s perhaps one thing I’d like to see improved, however, it’s perhaps the search filters – or lack thereof. In addition, there’s virtually nothing in the way of free teaser content beyond the very brief thumbnail previews. 

So, is EvilAngel.com a Fallen Angel or Still a Porn Powerhouse? 

At the start of this article, I posed myself a very simple question to answer – is Evil Angel still the undisputed hardcore champion? After scrutinizing (and I do mean ‘scrutinizing’) their content at length, getting to grips with their expertly designed UX, and carefully considering everything that goes into becoming and maintaining something like being ‘hardcore champion’, I can confidently say that yes, yes it is.

Evil Angel has everything that aficionados of both hardcore and anal look for in their content, and I can offer a full-throated and unqualified recommendation of this wild website. 

Check it out for yourself and I’d love to hear about your favorite Evil Angel scenes in the comments below, too!

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