It always makes me smirk when I hear normies assume Gooning is a lonely hobby carried out by mostly men who spend their days pumping themselves silly in cum-strewn Goon Caves.
Sure, plenty of them do exist, but you’d be foolish to overlook the global spread of Pornosexuality and the surge of Gooning tourism.
I’ve been a trendsetter in taking Gooning abroad. Not content with my somewhat sexually repressed surroundings in Belfast, I went to more enlightened climes and found Goon salvation there.
Today, in the third installment of the Goon Stud Chronicles (of which you can read part one and part two here, I’m going to bring you into the world of Gooning tourism by shedding light on the jet-setting lifestyle of traveling Pornosexuals and how venturing into new territories of sleaze beefs up their Porn-fuelled life.
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Katie, 31 – A Mysterious Pornosexual Traveller
‘’As they use my Porn-fuelled holes and grunt profanity down my ear in a language I can’t understand, I feel like I’m in paradise. We don’t understand each other, but there’s no awkwardness here, for we both speak the language of Porn.’’
Katie, a 31-year-old Goonette with autism, has always struggled with the social side of life due to the latter. Yet porn, and international Gooning, has been a form of salvation and a confidence builder for her. She often finds herself venturing into foreign lands to explore their sleazy landscapes and sample the cocks and cunts of the locals.
‘’In my home country or any nation where English is widely spoken, I feel out of place and anxious having to navigate social situations. But put me into an Estonian sex cinema where communication is based on how deep down the rabbit hole you’re willing to go. I’m in my element.’’
Using Google Translate, Katie hooks up with as many people as she can, watches porn, and engages in casual sex. When she isn’t, she’s traversing everything from sticky adult theaters to seedy Gloryholes, all to live out the debauchery she witnesses in porn on a daily basis.
‘’I also adore the mysterious aura it grants me, too. Picture the scene: a lingerie-clad woman wandering into a seedy porn cinema, milking as many of the sleazy men dry as she can, and all without saying a word. Communication solely through whore-like moans and grunts. It’s utterly primal, and you just can’t beat it.’’
Sean/Sandra, 23 – Untold Realms of Sleaze
‘’I first went to Thailand as a fresh-faced student with my then girlfriend, and the main reason was for sun, sea, and sand. What I discovered over there sent me on a one-way trip to the pits of Goonery, and I’ve never looked back.’’
When Sean first ventured into SE Asia, he underestimated how sleazy it was. He confesses that, while fucking his then-girlfriend in the hotel, he had the thoughts of the Thai street whores in his mind the entire time. Upon returning home, he consumed as much Thai whore porn as he could.
However, something had switched in Sean. He didn’t want to fuck the street whores over there, he wanted to be one. His masturbation soon switched to dildos up his ass as he pictured himself being a Thai hooker railed by seedy foreigners. Then, he started dressing like one.
‘’My then-girlfriend found all of my clothes and sex toys, and it was over. It was a relief for me, actually, because it allowed me to delve deeper into the sissy lifestyle and, more importantly, return to the cum-soaked lands of Thailand. My sissy alter ego, Sandra, was now out of the cage.’’
It’s there that Sean experiences the peak of his Gooning niche, spending hours in seedy bars and people-watching the Thai sex industry rage forward. He’s not averse to hiring women of the night himself, although the sex he undergoes is quite unconventional.
‘’My obsession with Thai whores is on another level,’’ Sean/Sandra confessed, ‘’I don’t dare to fuck them. Instead, I lick the stains from their high heels and suck the damp patches on their heavily worn stockings. Sometimes, I’ll pay three or four of them at once to come back to my apartment and watch me dress up and ride my dildo. Providing live porn for these seedy whores to watch is one of my biggest kinks.’’
Ryan, 29 – Venturing Into the Lion’s Den of Porn Conventions
‘’Sadly, I live in a close-knit town in the U.S. where I can’t celebrate my love of porn with others. Sure, I have plenty of Goon Buds online, but it’s only normal that my IRL Gooning gets a bit lonely from time to time. Thankfully, I have a passport and the funds to venture into more hospitable Goon landscapes.’’
Ryan has a penchant for the lands of Western and Central Europe. He often spends time in Germany, the Netherlands, and the Czech Republic, all of which have far more tolerant attitudes to the world of filth than his homeland in the U.S.
‘’Europe is a wild place for a Gooner, man. I’ve reached out to hardcore porn studios on the continent and asked to pay for a ringside seat and watch the porn being made live. They’re often happy to accommodate, and it’s such a cool way to spend a day and experience new things. I’ve also made a lot of cool contacts and new friends doing that, too.’’
But Ryan is a good planner, and he makes the most of the high airfare to Europe by ensuring his travel coincides with one of the many porn conventions across the continent, whether it’s the notorious Venus Fair in Berlin or the wild landscape of Erofest in Prague.
‘’For me, porn conventions are like a Gooner’s paradise. You have fun, get drunk, meet like-minded Gooners, get up close and personal with your favorite porn sluts, and get to check out the latest and greatest sex toys on the market to Goon out with. What more could you ask for?’’
Go Overseas and Enjoy the World of Gooning Tourism!
Travel is good for the soul, and I’m not afraid to admit that I wouldn’t be anything close to the whore I am today without my porn-fuelled experiences abroad.
If the interviews in this article haven’t already sealed the deal, then allow me to reiterate: start exploring the Gooning landscapes abroad!
How has international Pornosexuality changed your Gooning lifestyle? I want to hear your stories, so drop a comment below and spill the beans to encourage your fellow Gooners.
