In the sexually barren wastelands that exist outside of the Gooning utopia, there are plenty of people who assume Pornosexuality is a solitary lifestyle centered around solo masturbation.
Oh, how wrong they are. With the number of Gooners and Goonettes skyrocketing, we’re seeing a boom in porn-fuelled couples enjoying dirty relationships, which I covered here.
This has led to a flood of naughty couples contacting me to beg for ideas on how they can take their sexually liberated relationship to the next level with kinky sex ideas and dirty dares.
On the back of the success of my 21-challenge Slut Training Manual, I decided to create this guide to dirty dares for porn-fuelled couples to complete and revolutionize their relationship.
I mean, who wants to be that boring couple whose idea of a wild night is a bottle of wine followed by five minutes of missionary and doggy? Our porn-filled minds are built for more!
Yep, this is no ordinary guide for kinky sex ideas. It isn’t for the easily offended. But if you’re ready, then grab your wife, GF, or fuck buddy, and let’s begin!
Table of Contents
Enjoy Regular Gooning Dates
Let’s start with the foundations of any sexually-liberated relationship; watching porn together as a couple. Regular Gooning dates are a perfect pastime for kinky couples to indulge in!
Set the mood, prepare your sex toys, and grab some snacks and drinks. Just like a cozy night in with Netflix, replace boring movies with hours of porn and let lust guide your behavior.
Take each other on a journey through the porn that makes your cock throb/pussy dribble, explore each other’s sexuality, replicate what you see on screen, or simply mutually masturbate!
Try Out Post Orgasm Sex
If you’re going to be a legit porn-fuelled couple, you need to toughen up. One of the ways to do this is through post-orgasm sex, and it can be a genuinely mind-melting experience.
With consent, when you’re riding your man and have successfully milked his fuck meat dry, don’t climb off and stop. Keep riding him and push his dick through a blend of pleasure and pain.
Equally, when your woman has erupted on your cock and is in that hyper-sensitive stage, keep fucking her and push her through the barrier. Trust me; it’s a game-changing challenge!
Creampie Cleanup
And talking of post-orgasm mindset altering, it’s time to tick off another dirty sex dare. If you’re a couple who sidesteps condoms and do things bare, then things shouldn’t end with the creampie.
When that pussy or ass is full of cum, beckon your partner to do their duty and tongue that whole clean. It is their mess, after all.
One of my favorite techniques is to ride a man in cowgirl and, after milking his dick, I’ll slide off and clamp my freshly-fucked hole over his mouth. Gravity ensures he doesn’t miss a drop!
Snowballing Cum
But after your partner has done their dirty duty and lapped up their own sex batter from your hole, it’s time for you to match their level of perversion and indulge in some snowballing.
Snowballing is the act of sharing cum via a sloppy, jizz-soaked kiss, and the taste of your partner’s raw seed mixed with spit and the juices of your hole is a potent one indeed!
This is a pure Porn-grade challenge and one that will really up the ante of your bedroom fun. Speaking of which, check out some snowballing porn for some filthy inspiration!
Check Into a Sleazy Love Hotel & Listen to Overheard Sex
There are few dirty date ideas I love more than checking into a sleazy love hotel, which couples use for fun away from home. Ideally, the walls will be wafer-thin so I can hear all the details.
These dens of casual sex are a paradise for open-minded couples, allowing you to broadcast your wild sex to others while reveling in a sordid soundtrack of other’s anonymous lovemaking.
If you want to listen to an audio I captured while staying in one of these sleazy hotels, you can check out my dedicated article here.
After a night of wild fucking in a local love hotel, you might find that you wish the walls between you and other sexually-liberated couples weren’t there. If so, see the next dirty dare!
Fuck Another Couple
In the same room or via separate room sex swapping, inviting another couple into your love life can be a mind-blowing upgrade to anyone’s sex life.
If it’s in the same room, you get to watch as your partner’s cock disappears in another woman’s cunt, or gaze at your girl’s beauty as she makes another man’s dick pump hot seed into her.
Equally, burying your face in the cunt of another partnered woman while you listen to the sound of your other half having her holes rearranged in the next room is just as hot!
These days, it’s not hard to find open-minded couples to play with. A quick jaunt on established adult hookup apps like Adult Friend Finder or the rather notorious Ashley Madison will get you sorted out.
Try Cuckolding
Or, you can sidestep another couple and decide to show your man who is really boss and remind him how lucky he is to have you. Yep, it’s time to try out cuckolding.
When done right, cuckolding can be a divine power exchange between a couple, and sitting back with your cock in chastity is a great way to reflect on the divine sexuality of your partner.
Start slow, find the right Bull, and see how you both like it. Once you find your feet, you can up the ante and make it as humiliating or intense as you both like.
Delve into Cuckqueaning
Of course, a healthy relationship is all about balance, so cuckolding a man should also be matched by turning the woman into a cuckquean and making her watch as you get your hole.
You can either be on the frontline and help guide your man’s cock into another woman’s cunt or sit on the sidelines and rub your slit as you watch his dick getting used by someone else.
Like cuckolding, the art of cuckqueaning is a mind-blowing experience for a couple to indulge in, and you can read my own true cuckqueaning experience here to understand what it’s like.
Try Double Penetration Toys
If your Gooning sessions as a couple are as wild as I hope they are, then you’ve no doubt indulged in some DP porn that has seen a lucky whore getting two holes ravaged at once.
Even if you don’t want to (or can’t manage) bring another guy into your bedroom, you can easily make it happen with the wide range of double-penetration sex toys on the market.
Whether you want to add a DP strap-on cock to the underside of your dick and hammer both holes or watch your partner wreck her holes on a DP dildo, the world is your oyster with DP sex toys!
Connect over a Double-Ended Dildo
A double-penetration dildo isn’t the only way to enjoy DP. One thing I love to do with my partners is to connect with them from either side of a double-ended dildo.
Often, I’ll deepthroat the toy from one end and make my partner do the same until we meet in the middle for a perverted and downright sloppy kiss.
Or, if I’m with a guy who isn’t shy about getting his ass penetrated, I’ll slide one end of the dildo in my hole and the other up his ass and make it disappear until our sordid fuck holes meet up.
Try Dualingus
No, before you ask, my spell checker is fine! Dualingus isn’t some Latin curse; it’s a term I use to describe two people giving oral to one set of genitals at the same time.
If you’re a girl, recruit another person to drop to their knees next to you and unleash a double blowjob on your man’s quivering dick.
If, on the other hand, you’re a guy, you can bring in a third person to give oral to your girl, with one person lashing their tongue over her slit while the other rims her ass deeply. It’s wild!
Arrange a Gangbang
‘’Thanks, man!’’ the guy who has just emptied his balls into your wife says with a pat on the back that leaves a blend of his cum and her slit gush on your body, ‘’you’re a lucky guy to have her!’’
Sometimes, it’s a divine feeling to take a step back and realize how lucky you are as a queue of men lines up to fuck your partner’s pussy.
When done correctly, a gangbang can be an immense accolade for a kinky couple. Plus, if you’ve already ticked off the previous kinky ideas, you can incorporate many of them into it.
Make your partner watch and clean up the cum at the end, get fucked in all holes at once in an airtight sex session, or you can take it one step further and round off with the next kinky dare!
Wash off the Post-sex Mess With Pee
At this point, your sex life is no doubt a wild affair defined by some of the most porn-grade debauchery imaginable. Naturally, this also means that things can get utterly filthy by the end.
My darlings, it’s time to get even more sordid. Rather than go into the shower like a boring normie couple does, why not tap into the reserves of golden liquid inside each of you?
There are few feelings as sexually primal as that of warm piss hitting your already sex-stained body, and a watersports session is a passionate sexual pastime for a kinky couple to indulge in.
Make Porn and Play it While You Fuck
Every sex-loving couple should try and incorporate some kind of porn into their sex sessions to keep the fire burning, but why not make that porn your own?
Imagine fucking to the sight of your own bodies fucking each other on-screen or masturbating to the sight of your writing, sex-crazed bodies? It’s utterly divine!
Plus, it’ll also inspire you to outdo yourself in terms of sexual energy and try your best to make the porn you’ve previously made look tame. Now, grab that fuckin’ camera and get started!
Fuck Each Other in Front of a Crowd
Fucking is fun, but when you know a crowd is observing you, things get 100 times hotter. While I don’t suggest you start banging in front of innocent bystanders, there are lots of places to fuck each other’s brains out while countless people watch on in consensual awe.
Take Berlin as a prime example. The German capital is jam-packed with open-minded nightclubs like the Berghain and the KitKatClub, where public sex is not only allowed but encouraged.
Of course, you could cut out the mainstream aspect and head to a local porn cinema with mirrored walls or check out a swingers club where there’s bound to be a crowd eager to watch.
Have a Gloryhole Date Night Together
There are few better ways to keep a relationship alive than by regular exciting dates, and what can be more sexually exciting than a Gloryhole?
Before you proceed, check out my guide to finding a local Gloryhole, and then keep reading my kinky sex ideas to live out inside one.
Grab a bottle of wine or your tipple of choice, pack some snacks, and find a local Gloryhole for you and your man to base yourselves for the night. Weekends are the best time for high traffic.
Spend as long as you like inside, watch porn, talk, and take advantage of the endless supply of hard dick sliding through the holes in the wall. It’s a date experience you’ll never forget!
Travel as a Sex Tourist Couple
They say that travel is the greatest test of a relationship. Exploring the world as a couple is a great way to solidify a relationship, create stories and memories, and experience new cultures and lifestyles.
Alongside new foods, languages, and cultures, travel is also a great way to explore the world of sex. A couple who is open-minded enough to take advantage of the world’s sex scenes is often rewarded tenfold.
Whatever destination you choose to visit, do some research beforehand and find unique sexual experiences on offer in each country.
Are you heading to Germany? Visit a fetish club. Are you going to Southeast Asia? Hire local sex workers to spice up your bedroom fun! Are you visiting Prague? Check out one of their sleazy sex cinemas!
Let a Virtual Audience Into Your Sex Life
If you like the idea of fucking in front of a crowd but are nervous about going through with it, then an ideal way to find your feet is to do it virtually on a live sex cam site like JerkMate.
Wear a mask if you desire, but leave the rest naked. Sign up for a profile and turn your webcam on to lure in an international audience of kinksters who will be eager to watch you both fuck.
Better yet, platforms like JerkMate are equipped with the technology to deploy interactive sex toys into the mix, and these allow viewers to trigger everything from fucking machines to G-spot vibrators.
And these high-tech sex toys have many more uses than that, as you’ll find out in the next section!
Make Each Other Cum in Public
Lovense vibrators and their third-party alternatives can be controlled from afar via a Bluetooth remote control. In turn, they have the power to turn the dullest of days into wild adventures.
Slide a Bluetooth G-spot vibrator down your panties, hand the remote control to your partner, and head out. Let the games begin!
You never know when the orgasmic power will be unleashed. You might be buying drinks at the bar and feel juices gush down your thighs as your partner ramps up the power.
Perhaps you’ll be mid-conversation as your pussy gives in, turning you into a cross-eyed mess of perversion as the person you’re talking to is left confused. It’s so much fuckin’ fun!
Don’t Let Things Go Stale. Keep Things Exciting With Dirty Dares and Kinky Sex Ideas!
These days, too many couples spend their lives craving more sexual excitement but lack the drive to go through with it. My darlings, life is too short.
I hope this guide to kinky sex ideas and dirty dares has inspired you to ramp up your sex life to all new levels of kink.
Have you ticked off any of the adventures or this list? Do you have other ideas for kinky dares that you’d like to see added? Drop a comment below and let me know!
Very happy to have already try all your list ! Kiss Katya