Goonette. It’s a somewhat new term to describe female porn addicts who are proud of their devotion to smut, but its newcomer status leaves many women unaware of whether they are one or not.
This is why I hand-crafted a porn addiction quiz for women. It can be used to assess how far down the rabbit hole of Pornosexuality you really are!
Like my other kink tests and porn quizzes, the way this works is very straightforward. For each accolade you’ve accomplished, you collect points. At the end, you add them up and see the result.
So, are you a goo-brained whore who is firmly in the arms of porn forever? Or do you still have many accomplishments lying ahead before you can join the ranks of bona fide Goonettes?
There’s a way to find out. Let’s start the female porn addiction test and see where you stand in this sticky subculture!
Table of Contents
Stage 1: Take +1 Point For Each You’ve Carried Out
This is where it all starts. You’re not one of the average girls who watch porn from time to time; you have an in-depth knowledge of it and find yourself indulging in smut daily. But how far gone are you?
Edged Your Pussy Until You Go Cross-Eyed
Studies have shown that women spend longer watching porn than men, by 1 minute and 14 seconds. However, such precise measurements of time mean nothing to you.
You don’t count time when watching porn, and an orgasm is the very last thing on your mind. Instead, you edge your pussy until it’s a mess of goo and sin while you make an Ahegao face.
If you’re the type of girl who edges her swollen cunt to hours-long marathons of increasingly hardcore filth, then take a point.
Sucked Your Slit Juice From Your Fingers
A female porn addict should be fully in sync with her sex-crazed body. Few things make you wetter than the sight of intense porn, and it soon makes your pussy unleash a river of sin.
As you gaze upon your glistening fingers coated in slit grool and illuminated by the perverted pixels of porn, you hungrily suck your cunt slop from them, savoring the sweet taste and going cross-eyed.
The strong taste of your lust-fuelled juices is enough to give you a high, and it’s hard to stop yourself from sucking your hand clean like a desperate addict throughout each Gooning session.
Started Cosplaying as a Slut While You Watch Porn
Soon, it’s not just the exposed milkers of porn goddesses and the throbbing members of the men they fuck that make your slit drool; it’s the very clothes they’re wearing.
Like any hot-blooded woman, you have an eye for outfits, and the sight of sleazy lingerie, Pleaser heels, and other depraved clothing is sending you into a Porn-fuelled frenzy.
You now refuse to Goon to porn without dressing like the sluts on screen. ”It’s just cosplay,” you tell yourself. Silly Goonette, little do you know these outfits won’t remain behind closed doors for long.
Interacted with Other Gooners and Goonettes Online
The first message you received from a porn-crazed Goonette made you uncomfortable as she described in vivid detail how you were simply cattle for cock and would soon be engulfed by porn.
But for some reason, you kept coming back. You found validation in mixing with other like-minded Goonettes online and letting them lead you by the hand into perversion.
You started showcasing your porn-fuelled behavior to seedy men on notorious live Gooning cam sites. You began accepting perverse challenges from Porn Mommies. The ball is rolling.
Stage 2: Take +3 Points For Per Accomplishment
So, have you ticked off everything in stage 1? It seems like the foundations are already laid. Next, let’s see if you’ve taken it up a notch as we slide balls-deep into stage 2!
You’ve Squirted From Your Porn-Addicted Pussy
For years, you fantasized about female ejaculation and rubbed your slit senseless to squirting porn. But societal shame always held you back from achieving it when you were getting fucked.
But aspiring Goonettes have no shame. The first time you edged your pussy to the brink and felt that unique pressurized feeling inside, you were convinced that you were going to piss yourself.
Still, you let porn take you by the hand. As the orgasm tore through your whore body, your world went black. Minutes later, you woke up confused and shivering in a pool of your own perverted juices.
Congratulations, you’ve mastered one of the critical skills of any Goonette. One that is used like a perverted tribute to Porn and hard cock alike whenever you’re granted access to either.
Honed Your Porn Skills With Sex Toys
Your now aching fingers only did the job for so long. It quickly became clear your demanding cunt needed advanced sex toys to reach the levels of whoredom it aspired to.
Now, the perverse sounds of holes being hammered and wet throats gagging weren’t only on-screen; they were coming from your perverted body as you subjected them to intense sex toy assaults.
Your sex toys are pushed to the brink of their manufacturer’s warranty as you subject them to hours-long adventures in your holes while trying to replicate the utter filth you’re absorbing on the screen.
You’ve Cum to the Sight of Yourself While Face to Face With Your Inner Whore
My, how things are starting to change! There was a time when you couldn’t pull your gaze away from porn, but now you find that you’re rapidly turning into the living embodiment of porn.
During every Gooning session, you now place a full body-length mirror next to your porn screen, so you can see yourself sinking down the rabbit hole in real time.
Or, you stick a suction cup dildo to a mirror and make it disappear down your throat until you come face to face with your own reflection, staring deep into the soul of the depraved whore inside you.
Then, you place the mirror on the ground and ride the dildo to the edge of orgasm while looking down at the reflection of your perverted and cum hungry body before showering the glass in squirt.
So, if you’ve ever made yourself cum by looking at the sight of your porn-riddled state in a mirror, take a fuckin’ point. Porn is beginning to manifest itself in you, and it’s time to show it to others.
Engaging in Porn-Fuelled Casual Sex
Your toys aren’t enough anymore. You used to shame girls who advertised their fuck holes to random on apps like Adult Friend Finder as if they were discounted sex toys, but now you’re one of them.
You constantly have your eyes flicking between porn and your AFF inbox. You’re open-minded to all forms of fuck meat who message you, whether it’s some misogynistic 19-year-old or seedy older men.
You don’t even care what they look like, as long as they have a cock that you can replicate your favorite porn scenes out on. The feeling is mutual; to them, you’re just a cock socket to dump inside.
Stage 3: Take +5 Points For Each You’ve Act Committed
There’s no going back from this point. Your brain is now fuelled by porn, and it’s all you think about. You can’t keep your porn addiction confined behind closed doors any longer. A breakout is imminent.
Displayed Your Pornosexuality in Public
By now, Porn was slowly influencing your public demeanor. Your dresses got shorter, your heels got higher, and the eye contact you made with seedy-looking men got longer and more intense.
Still, you decided to up the ante. From strip club-tier Pleaser heels to shirts declaring your loyalty to the BNWO, you’re now wearing clothes that blatantly advertise your devotion to porn and sin.
Normie women stare at you in disgust. Men glare at you like a cheap fuck sleeve to bury their cock in. Whatever reactions you get from public displays of Pornosexuality, they all make your cunt drip.
You Modified Your Body For Porn
Despite the rush that wearing porn-inspired outfits in public gave you, it wasn’t enough. You feel inferior to the Porn idols you worship and aspire to be like them in more ways than one.
Your tits are beefed up with implants like a pair of Porn Udders that’ll feed other addicts. Your Botox-pumped lips become ridiculously huge cock pillows that generate lewd images in everyone’s heads
From ”no condoms allowed” messages on your ass to Playboy Bunnies, you start to build a collection of Porn-inspired tattoos until your skin starts to look like a lewd graffiti-covered Gloryhole wall.
You’ve Turned Your Friends Into Fellow Porn Addicts
”Watch this! Isn’t that so fucked up?!” your message to your best friend accompanying the link to an extreme Czech anal prolapse gangbang read. You knew exactly what you were doing.
You become adept at planting porn seeds in the minds of those around you and bringing them on a journey to Porn fulfillment, even lending them sex toys for them to edge with and sink further.
Before long, your innocent friend groups and now turned into perverted circles of Porn obsessed masturbators, all of whom bounce off each other and drive themselves deeper down the rabbit hole.
You’ve Starred in Porn
The extreme sex toys and casual sex only satisfied you so much you’ve now decided to start a journey towards becoming the goddesses you worship and sign up for your first Porn scene.
In the Uber ride to your first Porn shoot, your butt plug aches, and you can’t keep your nasty little hands off your rampant cunt. The driver could see, but you didn’t give a fuck.
You consented to everything they proposed and almost have second thoughts as the second cock rudely buries itself in your asshole alongside the first, causing you to release a primal, guttural moan.
But as you gaze into the camera’s lens in a cock-drunk state, you stand your ground. The thought of how many Gooners and Goonettes will be sent down the rabbit hole by your actions spurs you on.
From being an aspiring Goonette yourself to influencing others to follow the same path. You’ve gone full circle. This is the ecosystem of porn addiction.
The Porn Addiction Quiz is Over; Are You Ready for the Results, Slut?
Well, harlot? Are you still with me? Perhaps you’ve already rushed outside to tick off some of the accolades from the list. However, if you haven’t, gather your points and see where you stand!
- 0 – 7 Points – You’re not like other girls. A hypersexualized energy burns inside you, and Porn is the ideal outlet for it. Little do you know that it will take you to places you’ve never imagined!
- 8 – 15 Points – You nasty little slut! You’d happily sidestep your friends to sink into the abyss of porn pleasure and ruin your holes for hours on end. Still, you keep it all under wraps. At least for now.
- 16 – 24 Points – You’re the kind of depraved whore that keeps prudish married women awake at night. You’re not afraid to push the boundaries and express your Porn-fuelled state in public.
- 25 – 36 Points – Wow, look at you! You’ve been truly corrupted by filth and have been transformed into the walking embodiment of porn. Your mission in life is to spread Pornosexuality and corrupt as many other Gooners and Goonettes as you can. I’m proud of you!
Understanding your place on the Goonette spectrum isn’t always easy, but I hope this porn addict test for women has not only helped you know your place but also inspired you to take things further.
And, of course, this female porn addiction quiz wouldn’t be complete without a show of hands, would it?
Wipe the grool from your fingers and start typing! I want to hear what your score is in the comments below. Show me how many truly porn-addicted sluts are reading!
Disclaimer: Gooning is the fetishization of porn addiction. We do not encourage actual addiction to take place via our content. If you ever feel as though your love of porn is negatively affecting you, your life, or those you care about, I suggest you take a break from XXX content and seek professional help through appropriate means. Gooning is divine, actual addiction isn’t.
Well, while I don’t officially qualify as a goonette I took the test just because I like seeing how debauched I actually am- 13/18 as I’m not certain if I’m including home made porn as a number of filthy fuckers have made requests for outfits and then recorded me being utterly ruined and used by their hard cocks so I think that maybe counts!
Off to move my full length mirror to my bedroom now…
I am disappointed with my twenty points. It seems i have more to go.
You 100% do! Still, the journey is fun! 😉 x
21! It seems I still have a ways to go to get to where I want to be as a goonette. I’m going to use the points I missed as a guide on the next steps in my journey! Think I might start with the body modding or converting friends next…
I got 26 points yay!🤪 🤭😈 I would of got maybe like 6 points a few years back. All my fans know iam a goonette slut with me shooting adult content 😊 I think maybe in a year or so I can get top marks of 36, that’s my aim ✌️
Hey, hun! Lovely to hear you took the test and your score didn’t disappoint! I look forward to you getting top marks! 😉 x
You definitely can do it!!
Much love and filthy thoughts x
I’m tempted to claim Phase 3, item 4… While I haven’t been in physical porn myself, I do create porn art, and the only art I am interested in creating and releasing is porn… BUT even without those five points, my score is 26! I’m quite pleased 🙂
By creating porn art, you’re spreading Pornosexuality top the masses and doing your part. Go ahead and claim item 4 of phase 3! 😉 x
36 🤔
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