HomeGooningWarrior Autoblowjob Toy Review From HoneyPlayBox: Perfect For Alpha Gooners?

Warrior Autoblowjob Toy Review From HoneyPlayBox: Perfect For Alpha Gooners?

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Regarding Gooners, there are the betas who see themselves as the women in Porn and the Alphas who want to immerse themselves in their favourite smut.

As a bi-Alpha Gooner, I love nothing more than watching my favourite Porn (throat-fucking) with the soft, warm mouth of a cock-hungry Gooner or Goonette wrapped around my cock.

But sometimes, I just want a little “me time.” But how do I simulate a slobbery, spit-soaked blowjob without a fuck buddy?

“Later that night, I called over one of my Goonette fuck buddies to try it out with. She took great pleasure in tying me up and milking my dick with The Warrior as we watched our favourite Porn.”

Well, the innovative team at HoneyPlayBox solved my problem by releasing The Warrior, an autoblowjob machine that is making waves amongst kink circles.

Plus, they were kind enough to send my battle-hardened cock a free autoblowjob toy to see how it could compare to the countless horny mouths that had been wrapped around my shaft.

Did HoneyPlayBox meet their match? Or did their autoblowjob sex toy innovation make me cross-eyed in the warm glow of Porn? Read on for the filthy answer!

Hands-On With The Warrior Autoblowjob Machine

HoneyPlayBox ticked all the boxes with their delivery of this AutoBlowjob machine: Fast, tracked, and discreetly packaged. The best thing of all? It’s pre-charged!

This means I didn’t have to wait around for it to charge up. Instead, I gave it a quick clean (thankfully, it was free of that factory smell some sex toys come with), and I was ready to go!

Warrior autoblowjob toy

After a generous dose of my favourite lube (Hemp Seed Aphrodisiac Boost Glide), I switched on a Porn PMV which was a blend of throat fucking and hardcore cowgirl riding. Fitting, right?

Fellas, let me tell you; this will suck your soul out! I love long Gooning sessions, but I got a little too brave with the vibration power on The Warrior, which emptied my balls in seconds.

Watching my load dribble out of the neat, cream-coloured dick hole for a few minutes, I dived right back in. This time, with more staying power.

“The Warrior can simulate the tight sensation of an anal-loving Pornstar gripping your cock, or the wet sensual slide of a nympho MILF riding you until your balls erupt.”

The Warrior feels immense! It’s quiet, so it doesn’t detract from your favourite Porn, and it’s the perfect addition to the likes of blowjob porn, dick-riding material, or virtual reality smut!

I’m not ashamed to say, but I lost my edge a few times to this mechanical beast. But the sensation was so good that my dick was hardly out of it for very long.

Later that night, I called over one of my Goonette fuck buddies to try it out with. She took great pleasure in tying me up and milking my dick with The Warrior as we watched our favourite Porn.

Needless to say, the cleanup of the cum-filled toy afterwards wasn’t done in the sink. My Goonette FWB has a very strong taste for spunk.

Wanna slide your meat into this merciless conveyor of male orgasms? Use our unique code WHOREURO20 to get 20% off through the official HoneyPlayBox website here!

Is It Easy To Use?

It might look like it’s landed from a spaceship crewed by nymphomaniac alien women *sets a reminder to search for that on my favourite porn site later*, but it’s exceptionally easy to use.

First, take off the lid of the toy and twist the see-through cover slightly to take it off the toy it

  • Remove the plastic lid and protective cover.
  • Clean the internal sleeve with water.
  • Apply a generous dose of your preferred lube (I use Hemp Seed Aphrodisiac Boost Glide).
  • Turn on the machine, slide in, and experience a wave of pleasure through the various masturbation settings.

The Things I Liked Most About The Warrior

Regarding the features I liked about The Warrior autoblowjob machine, I could write all day. So allow me to narrow it down to this toy’s three main orgasmic pillars.

Immense Power With Beautiful Silence

Every sex toy brands itself as “the most powerful”, but only a few really are. The Warrior is amongst the few.

It has seven unique mods of movements, thrusts, and rotations with adjustable speed and strength.

To inappropriately paraphrase Spiderman, “with great male masturbation power comes a great amount of unwanted noise”. Well, with this autoblowjob toy, it doesn’t.

The toy is uniquely quiet despite its relentless orgasmic assault on your cock. So you don’t have to put up with annoying hum as you watch your favourite Porn.

It Can Be Used Hands-Free

No matter how experienced you are at Gooning, your wrist and hands get tired after hours of Porn consumption.

When HoneyPlayBox told me about the hands-free functionality of The Warrior, I was sceptical. I’ve previously experienced “hands-free” toys from other suppliers that didn’t work.

The suction base of the toy is incredibly well-made and reliable. If it has something smooth to suck on, it’ll gently clamp itself to your shaft and pump you senseless, leaving you hands-free!

Easy To Clean

For me, the biggest downside of using male masturbators is the clean-up at the end. I’m a heavy cummer and, with some sex toy designs, it’s a nightmare to clean it properly.

With The Warrior, I no longer had this problem. The toy has a patented design that allows you to flawlessly remove the orgasmic sleeve inside and clean it out in seconds. Nice!

In Conclusion, What’s The Best Way To Use The Warrior?

And so, to sum up, The Warrior is a formidable male masturbator that truly backs up everything that is said about it.

Personally, I use the toy to simulate my favourite Porn (sloppy blowjobs and rough throat-fucking), but it has even more potential than just as an autoblowjob toy.

The Warrior can simulate the tight sensation of an anal-loving Pornstar gripping your cock, or the wet sensual slide of a nympho MILF riding you until your balls erupt.

Yep, the possibilities are extensive, and this is a tool that any pleasure-seeker worth their salt should have in their toy collection.

Plus, with our unique code WHOREURO20, you can get 20% off the price through the official HoneyPlayBox website here!

Now, please excuse me as writing about The Warrior has given me an immense urge to slide this bad boy back over my dick and slide back into some of my favourite porn. Ciao for now!

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