10 Types of People I Met as a Woman Cruising in a Porn Theater

10 Types of People I Met as a Woman Cruising in a Porn Theater

If you’ve read my book, you’ll know that I have a certain penchant for wandering the sticky corridors of a porn theater. Adult cinemas, dirty movie theater, adult video arcades, or whatever you want to call them.

I was often in search of sleazy, debauched, and uninhibited sex with other cinemas goers. Needless to say, I got it. Every single time I visited. Plus I made a few friends along the way!

For a lot of my dear readers, the concept that porn cinemas still exist is a novel concept. But across the U.S.A. and Europe, they’re not that uncommon. Rather than a place to solely watch the widescreen porn, they double as a place for sex, swinging, and hookups.

“I remember replying: ‘Honey, that sounds lovely. But I’m dripping in cum right now. I need a cigarette and a pack of wet wipes, not Pad Thai’, and walking away.”

So when I revealed my sleazy experiences inside porn cinemas across the world, many of you were keen on knowing all the cum-stained details from what it’s actually like inside a modern sex theatre to the kind of people that go in, and is it dangerous?

You all know I love to share my experience and advice. Today, with my dear Patreon supporters, I want to share with you the ten most common types of people you meet as a woman in a porn theater. Although this can apply to adult cinema-goers of any gender.

10The lurker

First off, is the Lurker. It could be argued that a large chunk of porn theatre visitors could be classed as lurkers. They’re almost exclusively men, and they shuffle around between different areas of the cinema looking for sex taking place.

When they find it, they may or may not join in. But I find a lot of them prefer to hang back in the shadows and masturbate to whatever exhibitionist couple they find. Which is fantastic if you’re into that kind of thing.

For your first time at a porn theater, the lurker can be a bit intense. They rarely talk and kind of shuffle around like porn addicted zombies. But it’s all part of the vibe, they’re probably more scared of you than you are of them!

9The calm, confident type

On the other end of the spectrum from the lurker, is the confident type. A lurker’s wet dream, he or is not afraid to approach other cinemagoers for sex. When it gets dirty, he’s not afraid to take command and, consensually, take what they want.

This type of patron is easily spotted. Mostly dominant, they’ll walk around the dark corridors hastily and scan every nook and cranny. For those who are a bit shy or submissive, meeting this type of person can be ideal.

Aside from approaching single visitors, they’ll actively take the lead if a couple comes in. Expect verbal dirty talk and hard fucking. If the situation descends into a gangbang, the confident types will often direct the more beta males like a horny army to get what they want.

Now don’t get me wrong, the sexually confident porn cinema visitor may sound intimidating. But the majority I’ve met have been very conscious about consent, sexual limits, and ensuring their new casual lover enjoys the experience as much as them. Unlike the next type of person…

8The porn cinema grope guy

Like all scenes, there’s often a tonne of good people and a minority of bad ones. This type of cinema-goer is the latter. Whether you’re a guy, a girl, or trans, you may come across the cinema grope guy.

Overly confident and often creepy, this type of person will often view you walking around a porn cinema as an invite to rudely grope you at inappropriate times. Just like in a swingers club, no means no and consent is a golden rule here.

Usually, a firm rebuttal will be enough. If it isn’t, then reinforce it with some expletives. Never let somebody do something you’re not comfortable with. If it doesn’t feel right, put an end to that behaviour immediately.

Hopefully, a porn theater visit will be free of the cinema grope guy. But it’s sadly a type of character one needs to be prepared for.

7The amateur adult theater newbie

Next up, is a personal favourite of mine. One that I can often spot a mile away, but a type of person I adore giving a sexual experience to remember and, hopefully, kick-starting their kinky cinema journey: It’s the amateur adult theater newbie!

Often aged between 20 and 30, I came across this type of visitor in international cities like Berlin. Often foreign, they’ve been overcome by the curiosity of surviving porn cinema establishments and wandered inside.

They often look like deer in the headlights and hastily wander the corridors not knowing where to go. I enjoy seeking them out, sitting them down for a chat, and taking their porn theater virginity.

6The sub who likes being used

Then there are the subbies. I can be classed as one myself, but some take it to the next level. But their dedication should be commended. Whichever sex cinema you visit, you’ll always find a horny sub looking to worship cock or pussy.

With an old fuck buddy, I adored being blindfolded at the Gloryholes of a porn cinema and put to work on any cock that came through. With my partner keeping an eye out for me, of course.

But over the years, I’ve seen male and female subs do everything from kneeling between the cinema seats with an O ring fitted, leaving their mouths open for any cock that wants servicing.

At a pre-arranged gangbang in a Prague sex cinema, I also remember a gorgeous younger guy with ”cum cleaner” written on his body. He was offering his services to clean up the freshly fucked pussies of the girls with his tongue. A service I took full advantage of!

5The cleaner

Alongside the horny sweethearts and the kinky couples, how can I forget the unsung heroes of porn theaters: The cleaner! What? You didn’t think all those used condoms, cum stains, and beer bottles cleaned themselves up, did you?

It’s a common sight in a sex cinema to see a cleaner passing through. They’re often women and are usually used to the sights and sounds of what’s going on inside. They also know how to project that they’re not there for fun just through body language alone.

I fondly remember being fucked in a sex swing by a well hung black guy in a Berlin porn kino whilst surrounded by lurkers. Completely unphased, a middle-aged woman came in and scanned the scene before emptying the lube and condom packets out of the bin and leaving.

And of course. Don’t even think of approaching these women for sex. They have a job to do and play an important role in keeping porn theater clean and safe. So show them respect.

4The overdressed one

Despite my love for them, I’d be the first to say that an adult theater isn’t the cleanest of places. I mean, it’s certainly not somewhere I’d eat my lunch. I also wouldn’t wear my best suit from work here either.

However, for reasons still unknown to me, some do. I’ve seen people cruising for sex wearing everything from a shirt and tie to full-on business attire. I always have a specific outfit for when I visit and it goes in the washing machine immediately afterwards.

If you’re a guy visiting for the first time, I’d suggest something comfortable and easy to get in and out of. Ditch the jeans and go for tracksuit pants. Overall, don’t wear anything you don’t want traces of sexual fluids on!

3The transsexuals and sissies

Hardcore porn, sex cabins, Gloryholes, and a plethora of horny men make porn theaters a very attractive place for horny transsexuals and obedient sissies. So it’s only natural that they often make up a large portion of the visitors.

Often dressed to kill and looking like true whores, it’s common to hear the snap of high heels wandering through the coridoors. As you scan them from the ankle up, you might catch a glimpse of a limp cock in chastity hanging down.

Transsexual visitors are often very popular and it doesn’t take them long for them to get approached. From a submissive sissy on her knees in a blowbang or a dominant shemale ploughing the ass of an otherwise alpha male, a porn theater can be trans sex heaven!

2The chatty type

Don’t get me wrong, I love chatting with sexually open-minded people. I could do it all day. But sometimes there’s a limit and there’s certainly a time and a place for it too. Introducing the chatty type!

I often encountered guys, and sometimes girls, who seemed to view visiting a porn cinema as more of a social outing than a sexual adventure. They’d attempt to make mundane conversation even as I struggled to reply with a cock in my mouth.

Whilst I was taking a breather after an impromptu bukkake session, one of the said chatty types asked me if I’d tried the new Thai restaurant down the street and if I’d like to visit with him when I leave.

I vaguely remember replying: “Honey, that sounds lovely. But I’m dripping in cum right now. I need a cigarette and a pack of wet wipes, not Pad Thai”, and walking away. Talking is fine, just be sensible about it in such places.

1Kinky couples from Hotwives to swingers

And last but certainly not least, are the couples. Stereotypically thought of as the haunt of old men in long coats, the reality of a porn theater is anything but.

They’re often frequented by cuckolding couples, swingers, and young couples living at home who need some private time in one of the sex cabins.

The presence of couples often makes a great atmosphere. Some like to be watched by lurkers as they fuck, others like the sleazy environment, and some like to sample as much cock as they can in one day.

But for many, myself included, it’s a great place to dish out some humiliation if you’re into cuckolding and Hotwifing. What better place to fuck in front of your man than with strangers in a seedy porno cinema?

Dirty movie theater fucking is a wild ride

In conclusion, the porn theater attracts a broad range of naughty clientele. It’s certainly not for everybody and can indeed be an intense sexual experience. But for those broad-minded enough, it should be tried out at least once.

From the creeps to the sweethearts, this article has detailed some of the most common types of people I’ve encountered on my journey through the adult video arcades and porno theaters of Europe and beyond.

All of them make the porn theater experience what it is and it wouldn’t be the same without any of them. If you’re preparing yourself for a first-time visit, be prepared to come across all of them.

To learn more about my experiences in-depth, feel free to check out my book. It details my journey into whoredom from a repressed Catholic upbringing in Northern Ireland to being at the centre of a creampie gangbang.

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