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How to Eat Pussy: A Slut’s Guide to 8 Pussy Eating Techniques (Porn-Grade!)

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As her eyes roll to the back of her head and she clamps your tongue to her slit with her smooth thighs, you accept there’s no escape as your face is baptized with her sweet female ejaculate.

When you’re released from her sex-fuelled grip, the sight of her juices oozing down across her tight asshole makes all of your hard work in learning those pussy eating techniques worth it.

”After the fourth ruined orgasm, the polite and easy-going girl you knew had transformed into a sex-fuelled demon with gritted teeth, now furiously craving the orgasm you have control over.”

I adore having my slit tongued by men and women alike, and I equally adore eating pussy myself. To say I’ve perfected the art of knowing how to eat pussy is an understatement. 

As a woman who had thousands of people between my legs, I’ve learned a lot about how to eat pussy, and today, I’ll reveal eight porn-grade pussy eating techniques! 

Now, get that tongue out and prepare to learn!

Make Her Beg For You to Eat Her Out

As you lay hot breath on her aching twat, she looks down at you between her thighs with tears in her sex-crazed eyes. ‘’P… please,’’ she begs, ‘’please lick my cunt. I’m begging you!’’

There’s an art to eating pussy like a pro, and the key is to not dive into it like the slit in front of you is your last meal on earth because that removes all of the beautiful pre-orgasm tension. 

Instead, there are several things you can do to turn a girl into a dribbling mess of lust and make her beg for you to eat her out, such as:

  • Hover your mouth over her dripping twat and breath on it. The hot breath feels immense on a girl’s pussy and is such a tease.
  • Look up into her eyes and drool on her pussy. The heat of your breath contrasted by the wet kiss of your spit will send spine-tingling sensations through her body.
  • Lick her thighs up and down to tease her further, getting ever closer to her pleasure palace with each lick.

When she’s involuntarily bucking her hips, moaning like a whore, and verbally begging for you to unleash your tongue on her clit, you can proceed with this guide on how to eat pussy. 

Using Your Tongue Like a Piece of Fuck Meat is One of the Best Ways to Eat a Girl Out

As her ass lowered onto your face and blocked out the light, you soon found that she was riding your erect tongue like some kind of perverse, slick, and girthy alien cock from another universe.

She began riding you so damn hard that she almost forgot you were there. You were being used like a living sex toy, and there’s nowhere on earth you’d rather be. 

When you’re finally ready to get stuck into her pussy, keep your mouth away from her clit. You have to earn the right to do that, and there’s more warming up to do first. 

Your tongue is a powerful muscle and has a lot of potential when unleashed between a woman’s thighs. A favorite of mine is when a guy pushes his tongue deep up my hole like it’s a cock.

Honestly? The sensation feels similar to when I’ve been creampied and am fucked again immediately after, and opening up a pussy with a tongue is a great way to get started!

Work on Your Fingering Technique

After she’s now dripped and a little opened up after your tongue fucking technique, it’s time to move on to your fingers, as these have a lot more agility to them.

Every girl is different, and some fingering techniques might feel uncomfortable for her. However, there’s one technique that is mainly universal and tends to always yield great results.

It’s called the ‘’Come Hither’’ fingering technique. Insert your finger/s with your palm facing upwards and slightly hook it until you feel a bulge inside a woman’s pussy.

That’s the G-spot. Gently make a come hither motion with your fingers and combine it with some tongue action, and you’ll soon see your lover grip the sheets and squeal your name.

Spell Her Name With Your Tongue Over Her Clit

With your fingers gently massaging her G-spot, it’s time to really put that tongue to work and finally give her throbbing clit what it deserves.

Many guys dive head first and suck on the clitoris, but that’s not the way to go about it. Any bona fide guide to the correct pussy eating techniques will tell you that slow and steady is key.

Flick and lick that pleasure button until she’s a writhing mess. Spell the letters of her name out on her clit, and make circles, squares, and all manner of patterns. Tease it until she’s weak.

Unleash Porn-Grade Pussy Eating Tips!

It should come as no surprise to many of you that I’ve consumed a lot of porn. In fact, I watch more porn in a week than most people do in their entire life. 

Girl-on-girl action during a live sex show at Venus Fair 2022.

It’s safe to say that I’ve learned a thing or two in the process, especially when Gooning to pussy eating porn marathons for hours on end! Now, it’s time for you to learn some porn-grade tips!

  • Look her in the eye from between her thighs and glare at her with lust in your eyes. Then, spit on her trembling pussy like it’s trash before burying your face back into it.
  • After warming her up enough, grip her from underneath the thighs and press her pussy into your face while you hungrily suck on it like a man possessed. 
  • Invite her to take her place on the best seat in the house (your face) and tell her to ride your tongue like it’s her last ride on earth.
  • Go from North to South by licking her from her asshole to her clit, unleashing a range of different sensations within seconds. 

If you want to learn from some of the best pussy eating pornstars on earth, then check out the likes of Manuel Ferrera, Erik Everhard, Johnny Sins, and Mike Adriano for inspiration!

Suck Her Clit Harder Than She Sucks Cock

After sucking on her clit for an hour, you’d transformed its appearance more than a pussy pump could. But, judging from the flow of female ejaculate oozing down your chin, she didn’t care.

Now, it’s time to truly get to work on her clit. There are few greater pussy eating techniques than sucking on a woman’s clit in an airtight fashion, and it’s a surefire way to make her cum.

The secret to sucking clit like a pro is to wrap your lips around her pleasure button in a way that makes an airtight seal around it. Then, you suck on it while flicking your tongue across it.

You might have seen a number of clit-licking sex toys on the market recently that combine a suction cup with a fake tongue. There’s a good reason why they’re so damn popular!

Bring Her to the Edge of a Pussy Licking Orgasm, Then Bring Her Back Again

After the fourth ruined orgasm, the polite and easy-going girl you knew had transformed into a sex-fuelled demon with gritted teeth, now furiously craving the orgasm you have control over.

This takes practice, but it’s crucial to learn the signs of when a woman is about to cum from oral sex. She might go quiet, her body might tense up, or she’ll straight up tell you if you’re lucky. 

As tempting as it is to make a woman cum at the first chance you get, you need to control yourself and master the art of bringing her to edge repeatedly before finally giving her release.

Doing so can unlock a primal side of a woman locked away inside of her and result in some of the most powerful orgasms she’s ever experienced.

There’s also a divine power dynamic at play that reminds her that you’re in control of her pleasure, which is ideal if she has a submissive streak.

After You Make That Pussy Cum, Be Creative 

She’s gasping, trembling, and leaking love juice. Now done with you, she’s pushing your face away from her sensitive cunt like a sex toy she doesn’t want to play with anymore.

Well done, you fuckin’ stud. But if you think you’re finished, you have another thing coming. Now is the time to be creative and add the finishing touch to your pussy eating adventure.

Are her thighs drenched with female ejaculate? Gently clean her up with your tongue. Has she squirted on the bed sheets? Look her in the eye and hungrily suck her juices out of the sheets.

You can also ascend her quivering body and lock lips with her in a deep kiss that allows her to taste the sweet tones of her freshly-orgasmed pussy and send her back into sexual overdrive.

The state of mind a woman is left in after an oral orgasm is very unique and vulnerable. Things you do during this phase will stay in her sexual memory for a while, trust me.

Don’t be another swinging dick who has made her cum, be one of the sexually-liberated men she can’t forget and one she calls upon for nasty pussy eating sex time and time again!

Now You Know How to Eat Pussy, It’s Time to Meet the Lucky Harlot to Practice Your Skills on 

By now, you no doubt have the taste of cunt on your tongue and are eager to meet a sexually-liberated woman with a pussy eager to experience your newfound skills.

To find one, head to a reputable no-strings hookup site like Adult Friend Finder. Or, if you’d prefer to eat some older, married pussy, opt for the notorious Ashley Madison instead. 

I wish you all of the best in your pussy eating journey and more squirt than you can handle. Have your own tips on how to eat pussy? Share them in the comments below!

And, of course, don’t forget to check out my other guides on various sexual accolades, from sucking cock like a pornstar to my easy-to-follow guide on achieving the infamous Sissygasm. 

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